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ShooterMcGavin
05-18-2006, 10:03 AM
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10
cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubical.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay
for it...

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no
work required.

AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,
and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars.


IN PRISON .....you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

Wurm
05-18-2006, 10:07 AM
lol

lightspeed
05-18-2006, 10:10 AM
IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
go inside bars.
Good one.

JASONBALL
05-18-2006, 12:52 PM
you dont' get ass fucked at work. and you can quit to find a bigger cell at work.

Halfwit
05-18-2006, 12:55 PM
yeah the sex is different

thinkfast®
05-18-2006, 01:22 PM
yea, and you dont have to carry shanks at work, or sharpen toothpicks to make your own, or melt paper bags for handles, and no phone checks, etc... get my drift? better tape up them phone books homey!!

The Golden Child
05-18-2006, 03:43 PM
in prison i had to share a toilet ..

~The_Duke~
05-18-2006, 03:46 PM
Your job must really suck...I am working right this instance...