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The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 02:48 PM
who drives a RHD LUDE maybe 94 ..
last seen between 9-10am on 400 ..

Halfwit
05-17-2006, 02:51 PM
not i said hte halfwit

babygurl
05-17-2006, 02:57 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"

Halfwit
05-17-2006, 02:58 PM
lol %^^^

ProjectWidow
05-17-2006, 03:05 PM
is it silver by any chance? I've seen a silver one with black rims before.

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 03:05 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"

:lmao:

babygurl
05-17-2006, 03:06 PM
Mr. Perkins, the anatomy instructor at a posh suburban girl’s college, said
during class, "Miss Smyth, would you please name the organ of the human body,
which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size,
and define the conditions."
Miss Smyth gasped, and then said coldly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think that is a
proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this." With
that, she sat down red faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on Miss Summers and asked the same question.
Miss Summers, with composure, replied. "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr., Perkins. "And now, Miss Smyth, I have three things to say
to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirt mind...and
Three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."

aaronfelipe
05-17-2006, 03:06 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"
Lillte off topic there buddy lol

BABY J
05-17-2006, 03:06 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"

Hmm...

aaronfelipe
05-17-2006, 03:08 PM
Hmm...
I like that one better than the one with alchohol.

CHADbee
05-17-2006, 03:10 PM
that was the most hardcore thread jack i've ever seen.

aaronfelipe
05-17-2006, 03:12 PM
that was the most hardcore thread jack i've ever seen.
Amen

BABY J
05-17-2006, 03:12 PM
I like that one better than the one with alchohol.

You mean this one?? LOL

aaronfelipe
05-17-2006, 03:14 PM
You mean this one?? LOL
Yeah, I'm not too fond of that one. IDK why.

babygurl
05-17-2006, 03:15 PM
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she
stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 03:17 PM
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she
stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

:lmao:

BABY J
05-17-2006, 03:18 PM
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she
stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo momma so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.

The Yousef
05-17-2006, 03:19 PM
there's a white 4th gen RHD around the alpharetta area.....but i do not know the owner

babygurl
05-17-2006, 03:29 PM
Yo momma so fat, she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.


Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of
crack.

The Yousef
05-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and lucky charms came out

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of
crack.

oh...baby j IMO she is whooping ya...

AtifSajid
05-17-2006, 03:31 PM
YOu momma so stupid she went to the gocery store to buy orange juice and just sat there and stared at it because it said concentrate..

babygurl
05-17-2006, 03:31 PM
YOu momma so stupid she went to the gocery store to buy orange juice and just sat there and stared at it because it said concentrate..


that one is older than bert...post failure/

BABY J
05-17-2006, 03:33 PM
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator.

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:34 PM
is it silver by any chance? I've seen a silver one with black rims before.

nope white with black rims ..

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:35 PM
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"

lolz ..

penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis
penis

The Yousef
05-17-2006, 03:35 PM
Yo momma is so ugly..i tried to bang her but my dick grew legs and ran away!

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:37 PM
Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she
stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

stop watching yo mama on mtv ..

The Yousef
05-17-2006, 03:38 PM
Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 03:38 PM
Yo momma is so ugly..i tried to bang her but my dick grew legs and ran away!

wow you must have a wicked case of crabs...

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:39 PM
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator.

wow talk about when i was 12 years old ..

The Yousef
05-17-2006, 03:39 PM
Yo momma is so fat...you cut her and bacon greese comes out!

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:43 PM
oh btw the lude did not have a GA TAG ..

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:51 PM
thread jacking mother fuckers ill fucking tie your ass up and shove a pvc down your asshole and let some rats eat you from inside out ..

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 03:52 PM
thread jacking mother fuckers ill fucking tie your ass up and shove a pvc down your asshole and let some rats eat you from inside out ..

Wasnt that line in a movie...

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 03:56 PM
Wasnt that line in a movie...

name of movie ??

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 03:57 PM
name of movie ??

I believe it was an action movie of some sort...I havent a clue what the name is I just remember hearing that threat in a movie...

speedminded
05-17-2006, 04:05 PM
Wasnt that line in a movie...naww, i like the one with the metal trashcan sat upside down on a guys stomach with a rat under it...then take a torch and start heating the trashcan....the rat will chew it's way out and the only way out is down....

~The_Duke~
05-17-2006, 04:10 PM
naww, i like the one with the metal trashcan sat upside down on a guys stomach with a rat under it...then take a torch and start heating the trashcan....the rat will chew it's way out and the only way out is down....

ah...you sick bastard...lol

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 04:12 PM
I believe it was an action movie of some sort...I havent a clue what the name is I just remember hearing that threat in a movie...

im not sure if it was in a movie i just made it up ..

The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 04:13 PM
naww, i like the one with the metal trashcan sat upside down on a guys stomach with a rat under it...then take a torch and start heating the trashcan....the rat will chew it's way out and the only way out is down....

FF2 ..

babygurl
05-17-2006, 04:30 PM
wow you must have a wicked case of crabs...


:lmfao:

The Yousef
05-17-2006, 09:53 PM
naww, i like the one with the metal trashcan sat upside down on a guys stomach with a rat under it...then take a torch and start heating the trashcan....the rat will chew it's way out and the only way out is down....
you ricer you....:lmao: