One of your most embarrassing moments

[Nemesis]

A couple years back when Bellsouth didnt block every site in the world, I was talking to a friend on AIM. He had sent me a link that looked like a link to some Golf Digest article ( I played Collegiate level for one year and quit) so I clicked on it. At the time I sat next to my boss so I had to be careful with anything non work related. Well after clicking it, it popped a huge screen with IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN written in yellow, and a picture of two guys going at it. Nastiest shit ever. I hurry and shut my monitor off and luckily my speakers were turned off and nobody noticed.

[Halfwit]

lol EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.

[B16a2 Civic]

back in my freshman of high skool, i was playin basketball during p.e, and of course when you get caught up in the game, you dont hear the bell, so me and a few folks were still playin and we seen teh next class commin in, so we hurry downstairs to get dressed, i wipe donw, throw some deoderant and cologne on, grab my books ( didn't have time to go to my locker so i had a few books) and ran upstairs to go to my next class, well on the last step i tripped and i fell infront of this semi-cute sophmore, and my books went flying
well the moral of teh story is, i hit it a few weeks later.

[B16a2 Civic]

im so cool i can share dat!

[aaronfelipe]

back in my freshman of high skool, i was playin basketball during p.e, and of course when you get caught up in the game, you dont hear the bell, so me and a few folks were still playin and we seen teh next class commin in, so we hurry downstairs to get dressed, i wipe donw, throw some deoderant and cologne on, grab my books ( didn't have time to go to my locker so i had a few books) and ran upstairs to go to my next class, well on the last step i tripped and i fell infront of this semi-cute sophmore, and my books went flying
well the moral of teh story is, i hit it a few weeks later.
pics???

[B16a2 Civic]

pics???


damn nigga, that was almost 10 years ago
i started high school 98-99

[aaronfelipe]

lol, thought I would give it a shot.

[The Golden Child]

well uhmmm hmmm i cant recall any ..

[B16a2 Civic]

lol, thought I would give it a shot.


i'll see if i can find her on myspace though

[aaronfelipe]

i'll see if i can find her on myspace though
:idb:

[Nemesis]

lol nice story B

[aaronfelipe]

I really can't think of one.

[B16a2 Civic]

lol nice story B


yeah, thats the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me.

[TRINI4LIFE]

Mine happend a couple of times, but this one time stood out the most.

Well one of my ex's and I were getting busy I mean REALLY getting down in my room one night. Suddenly you just saw a bright light, and a little person standing in the doorway. Then the next thing you hear "GET OFF MY MAMMY"!!!!!! (In a 2+ years old voice at that) The funny thing about it was that, I was on the bottom :confused: :confused:. Her mother was on top of me. Can you say push off and roll over???? :o :o :o :o :o Well after all that happend she put her back to sleep and I had to make up for lost time :idb: :idb: :idb:

[aaronfelipe]

Mine happend a couple of times, but this one time stood out the most.

Well one of my ex's and I were getting busy I mean REALLY getting down in my room one night. Suddenly you just saw a bright light, and a little person standing in the doorway. Then the next thing you hear "GET OFF MY MAMMY"!!!!!! (In a 2+ years old voice at that) The funny thing about it was that, I was on the bottom :confused: :confused:. Her mother was on top of me. Can you say push off and roll over???? :o :o :o :o :o Well after all that happend she put her back to sleep and I had to make up for lost time :idb: :idb: :idb:
:lmfao: That would really suck, especially if it was to be a girl you were seriously dating.

[TRINI4LIFE]

:lmfao: That would really suck, especially if it was to be a girl you were seriously dating.

Yeah it was. Ahhh the good old days. That situation happend to me on two other occasions but I was doing the pounding so it was like tuck and roll..... :D

[~The_Duke~]

The 'Guess what mom & dad you are going to grandparents' conversation...

[aaronfelipe]

Yeah it was. Ahhh the good old days. That situation happend to me on two other occasions but I was doing the pounding so it was like tuck and roll..... :D
Tuck and roll...tuck and roll....drill that into your system, it will pay off.

[Crowml]

I farted so hard I cleared a bank. (true story)

[TRINI4LIFE]

Tuck and roll...tuck and roll....drill that into your system, it will pay off.

:werd:

[babygurl]

hahah...Lets see The Job I am at now....I was wearing a pair of black slacks...and they split at the seam...so all you saw was ass crack....and white..blinding...white...

HAHAHAH...Bad part is I was only here maybe a week when that shit happened :)

[dereksi]

well when I was living at home with the folks I was dating this girl for about a week. So I bring her over and we start messin around and she takes her clothes off and I stand up to take mine off and when i dropped my pants she says in a loud voice "Oh my god thats fucking HUGE". Not 15 seconds later my mom walks in and my pants were down at my ankles I had my back to her and she says "Wtf" and walks out. Thats my worst moment.
















Nah im just kidding that never happened. Lol

[B16a2 Civic]

well when I was living at home with the folks I was dating this girl for about a week. So I bring her over and we start messin around and she takes her clothes off and I stand up to take mine off and when i dropped my pants she says in a loud voice "Oh my god thats fucking HUGE". Not 15 seconds later my mom walks in and my pants were down at my ankles I had my back to her and she says "Wtf" and walks out. Thats my worst moment.
















Nah im just kidding that never happened. Lol

LIRL, i figured that when she said " thats huge"

[aaronfelipe]

LIRL, i figured that when she said " thats huge"
Ouch! :doh:

[dereksi]

LIRL, i figured that when she said " thats huge"
:2up: LOL

[~The_Duke~]

LIRL, i figured that when she said " thats huge"

:lmao:

[~The_Duke~]

hahah...Lets see The Job I am at now....I was wearing a pair of black slacks...and they split at the seam...so all you saw was ass crack....and white..blinding...white...

HAHAHAH...Bad part is I was only here maybe a week when that shit happened :)

I prolly would have been distracted from my work...

[B16a2 Civic]

:2up: LOL


bwahahah, im playin, anyone who owns a Si doesnt have that problem.

[babygurl]

I prolly would have been distracted from my work...


yeah you would have been blinded...from the whiteness...lol

[A.P. Photography]

This one time.....at band camp....

[Nemesis]

This one time.....at band camp....

you stuck a .......



Matt, you never told anyone you had a vag. :lmfao:

[A.P. Photography]

you stuck a .......



Matt, you never told anyone you had a vag. :lmfao:
LIRL the Asian Elvis got jokes. :lmfao:

[~The_Duke~]

yeah you would have been blinded...from the whiteness...lol

Prolly not because where my board shorts are located during the summer is just as white...

[Nemesis]

LIRL the Asian Elvis got jokes. :lmfao:


http://persona.mechafetus.com/ic/precostumeElvis.jpg

[A.P. Photography]

^ :lmao:

[~The_Duke~]

http://persona.mechafetus.com/ic/precostumeElvis.jpg

jorge I am going to go get you an elvis costume if you dont already have one...

[dartingd]

hmm...g/f thought it'd be funny to have the guys walk in on her goin to town on the bj when they came over to my parents house...only my mom walked in instead, lol....and that's true..sad...but true...

[~The_Duke~]

hmm...g/f thought it'd be funny to have the guys walk in on her goin to town on the bj when they came over to my parents house...only my mom walked in instead, lol....and that's true..sad...but true...

Having parents walk in on stuff like that always sucks...my X's parents walked in on her riding me...

[B16a2 Civic]

whas with white folks parents walkin in on dem, i never been walked in on, mainly because we eliminate the factor of people walkin in i.e locked doors, no one home, or not even home

[~The_Duke~]

whas with white folks parents walkin in on dem, i never been walked in on, mainly because we eliminate the factor of people walkin in i.e locked doors, no one home, or not even home

We did lock the door they got a screw driver and unlocked it...lol

[B16a2 Civic]

We did lock the door they got a screw driver and unlocked it...lol


man, white folks is nosey

[dereksi]

Man sometimes your parents just wont leave and you just gots to get busy ya know? My mom has walked in on me before too, Sucks. LOL

[~The_Duke~]

Man sometimes your parents just wont leave and you just gots to get busy ya know?

I agree...

[Master Shake]

haha, thats crazy.

i was walkin with a couple of friends and we were about to get something to eat from the fire chinese place inside of our mall. well i was walkin and i wasn't paying any attention to where i was goin...there just happened to be this BIG ass poll outside....ran right smack into that bitch with all these people around me lookin, pointin and laughin and shit. yea it sucked.

[~The_Duke~]

haha, thats crazy.

i was walkin with a couple of friends and we were about to get something to eat from the fire chinese place inside of our mall. well i was walkin and i wasn't paying any attention to where i was goin...there just happened to be this BIG ass poll outside....ran right smack into that bitch with all these people around me lookin, pointin and laughin and shit. yea it sucked.

My brother did that while running and it resulted in 8 stitches...

[Tasuki_Civic]

haha, thats crazy.

i was walkin with a couple of friends and we were about to get something to eat from the fire chinese place inside of our mall. well i was walkin and i wasn't paying any attention to where i was goin...there just happened to be this BIG ass poll outside....ran right smack into that bitch with all these people around me lookin, pointin and laughin and shit. yea it sucked.
LIRL...thats funny


there was a time i was dating a good friend of mine ive known since elemntry. it was the first time that we had chlled. anyway i was at the morehouse college dorms. so when i was chillin with him we were huggin and kissin and stuff and jus jokin around. then all of a sudden i felt a lil wet ( jus started my period) so i was like fuck'. i went to the restroom and used some tissue cause there were no females around. "of course" so maybe a couple of mintues went by like 30 or so and we were on his bed. lol we were laying down facing each other and he puts his arm around my back and then my lower back.

and then i saw his face change...i was thinkin like what is he doin? soon as i thought that he grabbed the tissue i had from my pants ( cause it moved from underneath me up to the back of my pants) and asked me what is this? we both sat there and looked confused for like 5 seconds ( not knowing what it was) and then he said "are you on your period"

i was like OMG!! and i grabbed it and went to the bathroom. i was so embarrassed i was sweatin like hot cakes. i cleaned myself of and went back and he asked me if i was ok. the whole night i had to play it off like i wasnt embarrassed at all cause he was a good friend.

[~The_Duke~]

LIRL...thats funny


there was a time i was dating a good friend of mine ive known since elemntry. it was the first time that we had chlled. anyway i was at the morehouse college dorms. so when i was chillin with him we were huggin and kissin and stuff and jus jokin around. then all of a sudden i felt a lil wet ( jus started my period) so i was like fuck'. i went to the restroom and used some tissue cause there were no females around. "of course" so maybe a couple of mintues went by like 30 or so and we were on his bed. lol we were laying down facing each other and he puts his arm around my back and then my lower back.

and then i saw his face change...i was thinkin like what is he doin? soon as i thought that he grabbed the tissue i had from my pants ( cause it moved from underneath me up to the back of my pants) and asked me what is this? we both sat there and looked confused for like 5 seconds ( not knowing what it was) and then he said "are you on your period"

i was like OMG!! and i grabbed it and went to the bathroom. i was so embarrassed i was sweatin like hot cakes. i cleaned myself of and went back and he asked me if i was ok. the whole night i had to play it off like i wasnt embarrassed at all cause he was a good friend.

lol

Another embrassing moment this all guys is the first time you have to get a physical for sports or something...

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol ooh yea when you have to cough..and usual stories start off " SHE put her hand on my nuts.....

[MongolPup]

lol

Another embrassing moment this all guys is the first time you have to get a physical for sports or something...

Thats the truth lol

[ALVIN]

lol ooh yea when you have to cough..and usual stories start off " SHE put her hand on my nuts.....

THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter.

[MongolPup]

I've never had to cough.

and it was soccer not football. Go back to the ITR thread foo!

[~The_Duke~]

lol ooh yea when you have to cough..and usual stories start off " SHE put her hand on my nuts.....

Trust me it is even worse when you get stuck with a male doctor \ nurse doing it...I bout shat myself...I would have been ok if it was a woman.

[~The_Duke~]

THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter.

You must of gotten a cheap ass non-doctor one...

[MongolPup]

Oh and..... I assume going to a gyno> physical on the embrassing scale.

[~The_Duke~]

Oh and..... I assume going to a gyno> physical on the embrassing scale.

Ya I would aspect that...my X didnt savor going to the gyno to much...

[Master Shake]

My brother did that while running and it resulted in 8 stitches...i knew a friend of mine that did that one day in high school. except he was runnin backwards while talkin to someone and when he turned around he nailed a wall and had to get 5 stiches in his eyebrow. haha i never let him live it down.

[BABY J]

Well I was in the Air Force... and once you turn 25 guess what your physical consists of in the military? Yup, you get the finger... and not the middle one either. You get some fuckin' NON-english speaking ass fuck face doctor named Col. W. Cantave w/ DICKS for fingers and has OBVIOUSLY done this so much that he forgets that YOU haven't. THEN YOU LEAN OVER THE FUCKING TABLE AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU RELAX AS SOON AS FEEL ANYTHING TOUCH YOUR ASS YOU LOCK YOUR ASS UP LIKE ANY STRAIGHT MALE WILL DO... BUT THAT MAKES IT WORSE AND THEN HE STIX HIS PENIS FINGER IN YOUR ASS FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE DAYS AND YOUR ASS CLAMPS DOWN ON THAT MUTHA-FUCKA WHETHER YOU TELL IT TO OR NOT AND THEN HE SNATCHES IT OUT LIKE HE'S RUNNING A RACE THEN YOU GOTTA STAND THERE, GRAB SOME TISSUE AND WIPE THE VASELINE OUTTA YA ASS. AND THEN HE TELLS YOU "EVERYTHING IS FINE SERGEANT JOHNSON", AND YOU'RE THINKING "I COULDA TOLD YOU THAT W/OUT YOU FINGER FUCKING ME YOU ASS-MUNCH!!!" THEN YOU HOP IN YOUR THEN BRAND NEW, LESS THAN A WEEK OLD 2003 SPEC V AND HAUL ASS OFF THE BASE AND WONDER HOW YOU CAN BE LEGALLY RAPED AND CAN'T SUE THE MUTHA FUCKER!! THEN YOU ARE DRIVING HOME DAZED/MAD/CONFUSED/VIOLATED AND GET PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING 2 BLOCKS FROM HOME AND HAVE TO PAY $78 FOR GOING 51 IN A 35!

Oh... sorry... but I'm not bitter, not at all. I volunteered to defend the country for those 8 years, so NATURALLY I was supposed to get fingers up my ass.

**starts crying**

**leaves room**

[~The_Duke~]

I feel better now...

[Master Shake]

THe fuck kind of physicals these people been getting. if the doctor was hot hell yes, but when I played football I never had to have any doctor feel up on my nuts, or bend over for that matter. hahaha this reminds me of another story....

I was at MEPS for the military cause i was about to join(back out though), i had to have a fuckin shit ton of tests and shit like that done you know. like blood drawn for STD's, waddle like a duck, bend over touch your toes, and so on. well, i was sitting there waiting to go back for the doc to check me off so i could leave. well, he pulled me in his 'office' and the first thing he says to me is 'take everything off except you underwear"..this made me feel weird as hell...cause before he took me back he looked around for a little bit and then called on me (i was sitting there by myself).
so, i'm in his 'office' standing there in my boxers and he askin me questions about my health and all that. then he's just like "take them off"....i standing there like....'what?!' and he repeats it again. so...it took me like 5 mins just to take my boxers off. he tells me to stand there facing the wall. so i'm lookin at the wall....he comes up next to me...looks me in the eyes then *BAM* he's grabbin on my nuts. i'm like 'holy shit...what the fuck'. weirdest feeling EVER. then he stops and sits behind his desk. i'm still standing there. THEN he tells me to bend over and "spread my cheeks". lol HE WALKS BEHIND ME and i'm there like....'don't even think about it'. he didn't do anything but a visual inspection to make sure my ass is ok...don't know why, cause my ass is fine, and then he lets me put my clothes back on.
that shit....i don't know...i hope i never have to do that shit again, it was just WAY to crazy for me.

go ahead....laugh...cause that shit was crazy. haha

:D

[BABY J]

hahaha this reminds me of another story....

I was at MEPS for the military cause i was about to join(back out though), i had to have a fuckin shit ton of tests and shit like that done you know. like blood drawn for STD's, waddle like a duck, bend over touch your toes, and so on. well, i was sitting there waiting to go back for the doc to check me off so i could leave. well, he pulled me in his 'office' and the first thing he says to me is 'take everything off except you underwear"..this made me feel weird as hell...cause before he took me back he looked around for a little bit and then called on me (i was sitting there by myself).
so, i'm in his 'office' standing there in my boxers and he askin me questions about my health and all that. then he's just like "take them off"....i standing there like....'what?!' and he repeats it again. so...it took me like 5 mins just to take my boxers off. he tells me to stand there facing the wall. so i'm lookin at the wall....he comes up next to me...looks me in the eyes then *BAM* he's grabbin on my nuts. i'm like 'holy shit...what the fuck'. weirdest feeling EVER. then he stops and sits behind his desk. i'm still standing there. THEN he tells me to bend over and "spread my cheeks". lol HE WALKS BEHIND ME and i'm there like....'don't even think about it'. he didn't do anything but a visual inspection to make sure my ass is ok...don't know why, cause my ass is fine, and then he lets me put my clothes back on.
that shit....i don't know...i hope i never have to do that shit again, it was just WAY to crazy for me.

go ahead....laugh...cause that shit was crazy. haha

:D

You fucked him didn't you? Admit it... we won't tell.

[Master Shake]

You fucked him didn't you? Admit it... we won't tell.:lmfao: no....but here's something else that i thought was funny as fuck. the doctor's name....was Mr Smiley.:lmfao: :lmfao:

[BABY J]

:lmfao: no....but here's something else that i thought was funny as fuck. the doctor's name....was Mr Smiley.:lmfao: :lmfao:

Mr. Smiley?? Not DOCTOR Smiley. I think he was the janitor, and he tricked you... he didn't even have a white jacket did he? And I bet that ring full of keys and the mop bucket beside the desk didn't clue you in either??? Mmm hmm... LIKELY story!!! You let him hit it didn't cha... be honest.... it's just us (IA) man.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Oh and..... I assume going to a gyno> physical on the embrassing scale.


Well from my gyno i have a woman doctor and i know her personaly as well. so now im comfortable when she checks me. the first time it was weird cause she was lookin all in my shit with that big ass metal thing but once i got to know her i dont mind anymore. like we're kool enough where she has paid for my visit 2wice cause i didnt have any money. ive been going to her for years and i will continue. i love her.

[BABY J]

Well from my gyno i have a woman doctor and i know her personaly as well. so now im comfortable when she checks me. the first time it was weird cause she was lookin all in my shit with that big ass metal thing but once i got to know her i dont mind anymore. like we're kool enough where she has paid for my visit 2wice cause i didnt have any money. ive been going to her for years and i will continue. i love her.

You fucked her didn't cha? Admit it... CHINK5 won't tell.

[MongolPup]

You fucked her didn't cha? Admit it... CHINK5 won't tell.

Now thats a story I would want to hear.

[Master Shake]

lol nah he was a doc...he was like the head doctor out of everyone there. he didn't touch me though. just visual examination of my physical state. that was it. but telling me to 'bend over and spread my cheeks' that shit was just weird.

[Crazy Asian]

Hah all these shits suck. I remember this like it was yesterday. I was in my 4th grade class and I had to go to bathroom really bad. So I asked the teacher ( Mrs Ewing) " Can I go to the bathroom please PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" She said "No." So I was like "Damn." Tried again after 5 min and this it was desperate. Long story short I sharded in my pants and in my underwear. Went to the restroom to wipe the shit off. And you thought the period was bad.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Hah all these shits suck. I remember this like it was yesterday. I was in my 4th grade class and I had to go to bathroom really bad. So I asked the teacher ( Mrs Ewing) " Can I go to the bathroom please PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" She said "No." So I was like "Damn." Tried again after 5 min and this it was desperate. Long story short I sharded in my pants and in my underwear. Went to the restroom to wipe the shit off. And you thought the period was bad.


lolZ wow thats jus as bad

[Master Shake]

Hah all these shits suck. I remember this like it was yesterday. I was in my 4th grade class and I had to go to bathroom really bad. So I asked the teacher ( Mrs Ewing) " Can I go to the bathroom please PRETTY PLEASE?!?!" She said "No." So I was like "Damn." Tried again after 5 min and this it was desperate. Long story short I sharded in my pants and in my underwear. Went to the restroom to wipe the shit off. And you thought the period was bad.i'm sorry but i must laugh on that one.:lmfao:

something like about happened to me one day when i was in the 6th grade...except i didn't take a dump in my drawls....i held that shit for like 2 hours and the day went by so slow...omg...when i got home....my ass blew up the bathroom up...like this shit wasn't even funny. i had to be in there for a good 45 mins. best dump i ever took:goodjob:

[Tasuki_Civic]

nah talkin about dumps...this was so bad.

my father told me on my way to cali "dont drink their water cause its different from atlantas"

i totally forgot when i was at the airport i mean as soon as i got off tha plain i went to tha bar and got myself some water and waited for a couple of minutes to finish it off. later that day i was in my friends bunk but he wasnt there ...3 of his friends were. so we were all talkin and then all of a sudden i felt like i had to fart. so i thought it was little one. i was gonna let it out but i ended up shitting on myself a lil bit and it made me jump. i stopped for a minute and was like wtf did i eat? then my stomach was turnin. and i kept sayin OMG. the guys was askin what was wrong but i jus ran to tha bathroom and said my stomach hurts

when i say i fucked that bathroom up.....it was soo bad that they heard it all come out and i was in there for 20 minutes. i was all hot and shit sweating and dizzy for some reason. i had to take my clothes off.

i swear on an Oathe it was like dumb and dumber. will never do that shit again. lol i even warn my friends about drinkin water in different states.

scared for life

[Master Shake]

i was all hot and shit sweating and dizzy for some reason. i had to take my clothes off.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
thats some classic moments. although i have had to take a shit so bad that i had to take my shirt off. lol

[~The_Duke~]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
thats some classic moments. although i have had to take a shit so bad that i had to take my shirt off. lol

I do have to attempt I was puking up drinks after drinking way to much and had to do alil stripping during...then I went back to drinking...

[B16a2 Civic]

i liked meps, i met this nice young lady, went to ruby tuesdays around teh corner( if you went to the atl meps, you kno which one im talkin about) and did it on the side of the buildin, i didn't join the air force, this was around 9/11 and the electronics job i was offered had a shitload of training...

[4dmin]

Umm the first day of work at this company i killed the email server... i was never told by my boss that every new email account had virus's in them b/c the server was infected... so me opening up my new email account and viewing some messages which i didn't know at the time to be virus's unleashed them throughout the company. that sucked pretty bad. shut down email for my first day at work... oops!!!

[BABY J]

^^... ha ha. like... "Hi... congratulations... welcome aboard. Have a seat. NOW GET UP --> YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"

[babygurl]

hmmm these are some good ones....

I dont think I have anymore...but I know some peeps stories...hahahahaahahahah only if I could tell...all of them would kick my ass

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Falling off the stage while walking at graduation... That was a little embarrassing.. But I saved it by jumping up and yelling, I'm okay! I received the class clown and most spirted awards, LOL

[babygurl]

Falling off the stage while walking at graduation... That was a little embarrassing.. But I saved it by jumping up and yelling, I'm okay! I received the class clown and most spirted awards, LOL


Im sorry but that doesnt surprise me at all!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Im sorry but that doesnt surprise me at all!

:lmfao::2up:

[B16a2 Civic]

awww Tiff

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol

[SidewayzS14]

One time back when i was 16 my girlfriend was over and we were in my room fucking and my mom came and knocked on my door and told me to stop cause she was in her room and the computer screen was shaking

[dereksi]

bullshit

[B16a2 Civic]

man, you white folks lie

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

i wasn't lying.. i was serious!

[dereksi]

I was referring to "sidewayz"

[Ran]

One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.

Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.

[dereksi]

bullshit?

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I was referring to "sidewayz"

i knew who you were referring to, but B said whities are liars...

[~The_Duke~]

One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.

Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.

You shouldnt have told us that...I am so bringing some body spray with if I ever meet you lol...

[B16a2 Civic]

i knew who you were referring to, but B said whities are liars...


but you got black tendecies, so does Derek, now that guy abount blackin out with smells, i believe you and ims orry, but i will take advantage of that if we meet, i wear Burberry Touch cologne

[slowrolla97]

One time I was walking in the mall with some friends and they pushed me into a Yankee Candle store. Now, anything with heavy fragarence puts me to sleep. Cologne, perfume, potpourri, lysol, Axe body sprays; yeah, any of that sh*t will knock me out cold. Long story short, I went unconscious in the middle of Town Center Mall and woke up laying on a wooden bench with my friends standing around thinking I was dead.

Same thing happened with my last girlfriend. She knew of my problem with this stuff and completely took advantage of it. Jumped on my back and yelled "Date rape!" while spraying me in the face with perfume. Yeah, I blacked out and woke up about half an hour later. I don't think anything happened tho.


If you go to north point to night i got some axe for ya.

[Ran]

Damn, you can't be honest about anything on this forum. :lmao:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

but you got black tendecies, so does Derek, now that guy abount blackin out with smells, i believe you and ims orry, but i will take advantage of that if we meet, i wear Burberry Touch cologne

haha.. ok...

i wear burberry brit

[B16a2 Civic]

Damn, you can't be honest about anything on this forum. :lmao:

LIRL, not with assholes like me on here
but naaah, i wouldn't do that to you, once i got put in a sleeper hold and went to sleep ( didn't think it could really happened) woke up like 30 seconds later confused with a headache, i wouldn't do it to you on purpose

but i like how folks get put to sleep on UFC LIRL

[B16a2 Civic]

haha.. ok...

i wear burberry brit


hmmm, i wonder what would happen if you mix burberry touch with burberry brit.....lets mash our bodies together.......naked.......on the bed......with the lights on or off, thats up to you

[TIGERJC]

Yesterday at a funeral I was talking to this girl and being flirthy with her, I could had hit it that night.



But thank god I didnt, :eek: I found out today that was my cousin, who I have never met. My mutha fuucken cuz, why me???????????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:upchuck:

the embrassing moment comes, when few relatives call me up telling me that Im a sick little freak and that I shouldnt be talking to my cousins.

[~The_Duke~]

Yesterday at a funeral I was talking to this girl and being flirthy with her, I could had hit it that night.











But thank god I didnt, I found out today that was my cousin, who I have never met. My mutha fuucken cuz, why me???????????????? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:upchuck:

:lmao: at a funeral home...WTF?

[~The_Duke~]

outside after the service.

A P.I.M.P. like me is never on vacation

That has got to be a interesting conversation...I am sorry about the person in the box, what ta fuck?

[B16a2 Civic]

back in my freshman of high skool, i was playin basketball during p.e, and of course when you get caught up in the game, you dont hear the bell, so me and a few folks were still playin and we seen teh next class commin in, so we hurry downstairs to get dressed, i wipe donw, throw some deoderant and cologne on, grab my books ( didn't have time to go to my locker so i had a few books) and ran upstairs to go to my next class, well on the last step i tripped and i fell infront of this semi-cute sophmore, and my books went flying
well the moral of teh story is, i hit it a few weeks later.


hahaha, that guy

[dereksi]

hahaha, that guy
hes crazy. Lol

[dereksi]

well when I was living at home with the folks I was dating this girl for about a week. So I bring her over and we start messin around and she takes her clothes off and I stand up to take mine off and when i dropped my pants she says in a loud voice "Oh my god thats fucking HUGE". Not 15 seconds later my mom walks in and my pants were down at my ankles I had my back to her and she says "Wtf" and walks out. Thats my worst moment.
















Nah im just kidding that never happened. Lol

Him too.

[B16a2 Civic]

Him too.


hell yeah, man.
i wonder if he goin to import showdown

[dereksi]

yea ill be there. u?

[B16a2 Civic]

yea ill be there. u?


yup, i guess i'll just meet you there LIRL
i doubt imma make the "Si" meeting, it just turned into a whoever wants to show up meeting

[dereksi]

yea I know. I might go anyway. It takes me about 10 mins to get there.

[B16a2 Civic]

yea I know. I might go anyway. It takes me about 10 mins to get there.


ahh i feel ya, is import showdown a car show too?

[dereksi]

uhh?? I dont know either. LOl

[B16a2 Civic]

uhh?? I dont know either. LOl


LIRL, reynolds aint too far from Columbus, plus its a nice drive there, nice roads, nice scene, what route you taken?

[dereksi]

Dont really know yet. Prolly gonna follow BTEC (jesse)

[B16a2 Civic]

ahh, well if you go the long way atl-columbus-reynolds let me know LIRL

[dereksi]

cool,will do homie

[B16a2 Civic]

or, theres like lil hick towns on teh way there, we can meet in one of dem

[dereksi]

Cool

[B16a2 Civic]

excellent

[dereksi]

awsome

[B16a2 Civic]

looks like no car show LIRL, so imma park near the track if i can
do you kno what time your leavin?

[dereksi]

nah not yet. When is it?

[B16a2 Civic]

back in my freshman of high skool, i was playin basketball during p.e, and of course when you get caught up in the game, you dont hear the bell, so me and a few folks were still playin and we seen teh next class commin in, so we hurry downstairs to get dressed, i wipe donw, throw some deoderant and cologne on, grab my books ( didn't have time to go to my locker so i had a few books) and ran upstairs to go to my next class, well on the last step i tripped and i fell infront of this semi-cute sophmore, and my books went flying
well the moral of teh story is, i hit it a few weeks later.

shit was crazy yo, i was a young whipper snapper then