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JASONBALL
05-17-2006, 10:27 AM
Just woke up figure i would post something. some of these might be a repost. and someone of you will say it is a repost just to be cool.

Q.)What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.


Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded......
JASONBALL
05-17-2006, 10:29 AM
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
JASONBALL
05-17-2006, 10:30 AM
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
JASONBALL
05-17-2006, 10:31 AM
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
JASONBALL
05-17-2006, 10:32 AM
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.
Wurm
05-17-2006, 10:34 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao:
babygurl
05-17-2006, 10:35 AM
funny
ShooterMcGavin
05-17-2006, 10:39 AM
nice :goodjob:
Scrilla
05-17-2006, 10:41 AM
funny....but instead of saying re-post...ill just say ive heard them before....:goodjob:
The Golden Child
05-17-2006, 10:44 AM
funny....but instead of saying re-post...ill just say ive heard them before....:goodjob:

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