For those who are married

[JASONBALL]

NOT SURE IF THIS IS A REPOST OR NOT. SO JUST GIVE ME A BREAK IF IT IS. LOL

Marriage - Part I
>
>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
>wedding, he laid down the following rules:
>
>"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't
>expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table
>unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting,
>fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and
>don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
>comments?"
>
>His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
>will be sex here at seven o'clock every night .....whether you're here
>or not."

[JASONBALL]

THIS ONE IS A LOW BLOW

Marriage (Part II)
>
>Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
>anniversary!
>
>The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
>reads:
>
>"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
>
>"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
>reads:
>
>"Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last"

[JASONBALL]

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE

Marriage (Part III)
>
>Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
>table.
>Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"
>and
>storms out of the house.
>
>After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
>
>rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated
>
>husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
>
>She says, "I was in bed."
>
>"In bed this early, doing what?"
>
>"Getting a second opinion!"

[JASONBALL]

Another STING

Marriage (Part IV)
>
>A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
>
>He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of
>Six"
>in spite of her objections.
>
>One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home
>
>and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
>
>He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
>
>His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
>back,
>"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

[JASONBALL]

This is fucked up

Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment
>
>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
>each
>other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
>day,
>he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning
>business
>flight.
>
>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
>a
>piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am" He left it where he knew she
>would find it.
>
>The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
>had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
>hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
>paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

[Leisa]

hahahahaha that was cute...

[{X}Echo419]

+1

[ShooterMcGavin]

funny

[Romeyo07]

hahaha, fantastic

[The Golden Child]

hahaha ..

[babygurl]

that was funny :)

[The Golden Child]

ur funny looking .. xP

[Wurm]

:lmfao:

[BTLFED]

Fuck marriage.

[~The_Duke~]

Fuck marriage.

:stupid:

I am single again :bigdance:

[BTLFED]

:stupid:

I am single again :bigdance:

So am I.