Humor for the AM

[JASONBALL]

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

"Whoa!", the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when
I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

[Nemesis]

lol nice Jason

[Halfwit]

pretty good... +1

[JASONBALL]

ODD CONVERSATION










I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

[Nemesis]

Repost ^ -1 Jason lol

[JASONBALL]

I guess I didn't catch this one before. i usually try to stay on top of the jokes.

[Tasuki_Civic]

:lmfao: :lmfao: aaaahahahahahahaha!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: now that was funny!! thanx for that joke i really needed. aaah man i needed that laugh.hahahahha




ODD CONVERSATION










I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"



Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

[Tasuki_Civic]

world-insight im gonna look out for you whenever i can pass out some reps. you earned it

[The Golden Child]

da 1st one was cute .. lolz

[JASONBALL]

world-insight im gonna look out for you whenever i can pass out some reps. you earned it


thanks for them when they come. I try to post good humor when I get it. Cuase it last all day. depending on how many people you tell.

[Wurm]

the kid one is funny