Kids class room humor

[JASONBALL]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
> >MARIA: Here it is.
> >TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
> >CLASS: Maria.



TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
> >GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
> >TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
> >GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.

[JASONBALL]

TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
> >RYAN: H I J K L M N O
> >TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
> >RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.


TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we
> >didn't
> >have 10 years ago.
> >HUNTER: Me !

[Nopaintsls]

lol....

[JASONBALL]

TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
> >ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than
> you
> >are.



> >TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
> >BETH: I is...........
> >TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
> >BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

[JASONBALL]

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree,
> >but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't
> punish
> >him?
> >ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.



> >TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> >MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.

[JASONBALL]

TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your
> >brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
> >DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.



> >TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to
> people
> >who are no longer interested?
> >PARKER: A Teacher

[JASONBALL]

yes there a little goofy but just think how inocent kids are

[The Golden Child]

it was interesting ..

[Romeyo07]

TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
> >GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
> >TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
> >GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.

Sounds like something I would have said as a kid.

[~The_Duke~]

Or how much of a smart ass they are alot of the time...

[ECMgarrett]

well i guess its obvious that any thread world insight starts is going to be lame as fuck

[JASONBALL]

guess what your dumb ass posted on it which brought it back to the top