Dear Diary

[Brett]

Compliments of Leisa


DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is
a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night
but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my
husband.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me
that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.

I was appalled.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today. Twice.

[thinkfast®]

hmm

[Leisa]

Is that all you got?

[Scrilla]

...

[Ran]

I don't think the people here are getting the joke at the end. :tongue:

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol that was cute.

[BABY J]

DEAR DIARY . DAY 7

Brett eats too many doughnuts. Baby J is cute. I hope Brett isn't reading this. He prolly thinks Baby J is cute too... yeah, he does. Hi Brett. I know you have been reading my shit. If you aren't though, then I meant what I said about Baby J --> if you are, then I was just kidding. Bye Brett.

[Jeff]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/jbh4242/homopointing.jpg

[AtifSajid]

^^^^^^^^^^jump up one thread.

[BABY J]

I'm a Homo.

[TeeJay]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/Investigation.jpg

[BABY J]

No need. I am a homo. /investigation

[~The_Duke~]

:lmao: I didnt think the first part of the thread was funny, but the rest of it is lol

[BABY J]

:lmao: I didnt think the first part of the thread was funny, but the rest of it is lol

You can always count on me to revive a dead thread... or kill a live one... or flirt w/ some1s wife... or pickup chicks on Hot or Not and sex their moms after I dump 'em. On 2nd thought, don't count on me for much at all other than slangin' man sauce on bitches' foreheads.

[psychodrama_81]

The Captain must have had that planned out to sink the ship....:lmao:

[~The_Duke~]

You can always count on me to revive a dead thread... or kill a live one... or flirt w/ some1s wife... or pickup chicks on Hot or Not and sex their moms after I dump 'em. On 2nd thought, don't count on me for much at all other than slangin' man sauce on bitches' foreheads.

:lmao:

[Brett]

DEAR DIARY . DAY 7

Brett eats too many doughnuts. Baby J is cute. I hope Brett isn't reading this. He prolly thinks Baby J is cute too... yeah, he does. Hi Brett. I know you have been reading my shit. If you aren't though, then I meant what I said about Baby J --> if you are, then I was just kidding. Bye Brett.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

OH MY GAY!!!

[The Golden Child]

Dear Diary - Day 8

steve told brett, leisa and baby to lay down on the dock ..
then he pulled his pants down and started to shit on us ..
brett and baby j were having too much fun so i joined in ..

[The Golden Child]

Compliments of Leisa


DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my
pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales
and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met
the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding
and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at
his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is
a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK ... won about $80. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a
luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night
but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my
husband.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY .. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go
to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me
and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He
again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me
that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.

I was appalled.
__________________________________________________ ____

DEAR DIARY . DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today. Twice.

i dont get this part ..
can someone explain please ..

[~The_Duke~]

i dont get this part ..
can someone explain please ..

Get on the short bus and I will explain it through the window...

The captin said he was going to sink the ship she was on...unless she had sex with him...then she did him twice...:slap:

[The Golden Child]

Get on the short bus and I will explain it through the window...

The captin said he was going to sink the ship she was on...unless she had sex with him...then she did him twice...:slap:

:eek: bretts not gunna get no loving tonight .. :idb:

[~The_Duke~]

:eek: bretts not gunna get no loving tonight .. :idb:

:lmao: I just reliezed that it says 'Compliments of Leisa' at the top lol.

[Brett]

Leisa sent me the email so she wanted credit for the post...LOL

[IndianStig]

lolol