9-1-1 Calls

[Brett]

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?



Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Damn...I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. The last two were funny as hell, but I really didn't understand the first two. Lolol, again. Later, QD.

[JagerGirl]

lol

[kilpatty43]

lol

[Kristi]

haha, those are funny

[AznTraitor]

only the second is dumb....but the rest are great!


I actually like the first one the best!

[Bishop]

Lolol. The last two were funny as hell, but I really didn't understand the first two. Lolol, again. Later, QD.

First one, address= a dress
Second one, nine one one, and nine eleven, same thing when dialed from the phone. Its was stupid, but the rest were great.

[speedracer41]

The third one is the best.

[Bajjani]

I liked the second one lol...just because my mom use to work helpin people with computers over the fone and she got the any key question a lot.

"Where is the any key?"

[Kevykev]

funny.

i don't know about that last one though.

[JustinSane110™]

:lmfao: The 1st and 3rd were my favorite ones, haha.

[SaraX5]

:lmfao: Those are hilarious.