Life With QD in the Hood Part IV...

[quickdodge®]

You're probably thinking this is another story about me getting robbed, jacked or shot at.

It's not.

Today's event was much funnier.

I was at a gas station, pulling around back to leave. I couldn't get around the pumps because of a car getting gas. SO I put the truck in park and waited for her to finish. So the lady finishes and gets in to leave. She backs up and turns the wheel and pulls forward. In essence, she is doing the move Austin Powers did in the golf cart scene. Here's where it gets weird. She goes to pull forward and she drove right into the front of my truck. Under the bumper. Her hood folds in almost halway, her passenger headlight smashes and her bumper cracks. I thought she was going to park and get out. Instead, she puts it in drive and casually backs up and pulls away and turns out of the station. Just drove off like nothing happened! LOLOL!! The bumper on my truck has 2 hairline scratches in it about 1" each. Now she facesHit-N-Run charges and leaving the scene of an accident. Of course I got the tag number so she'll get found.

Updates when progress is made. Later, QD.

[TeeJay]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
no insurance FTLLLLL!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

:lmao: that is funnier than your other stories. You are correct...

[Bishop]

AHAHAHAHAHA nice :goodjob:

[Ran]

Make her replace the bumper. Sounds like some serious damage. Oh, and your neck hurts from the impact. Don't forget that.

[HyPer50]

lmao what a dumbass....

[HyPer50]

Make her replace the bumper. Sounds like some serious damage. Oh, and your neck hurts from the impact. Don't forget that.

Don't forget about the 10's of $1000's or however much yall carry, worth of beer that are now tainted goods due to being shaken.

[BABY J]

Make her replace the bumper. Sounds like some serious damage. Oh, and your neck hurts from the impact. Don't forget that.

Yeah, and your "friend" Baby J was in the pax seat and his neck hurts too.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

lirl... dumbass.

[The Golden Child]

wow people really surprise me ..

[BABY J]

wow people really surprise me .. They "used" to surprise me. But now I am hardly ever surprised about the dumb shit that people do. I have come to expect stoopid ass shit to be performed in my presence by local idiots.

[SwurvinIn]

and your vortec supercharger fell out and went somewhere i dont know...but she will need to cover that too ;)

[quickdodge®]

My semi truck doesn't have a Vortec. Later, QD.

[BTLFED]

Hahaha! Someone needs to boot her out of the gene pool! :lmfao:

[Wurm]

what kinda car was she in

[BABY J]

Hahaha! Someone needs to boot her out of the gene pool! :lmfao:

She'd just back up, turn around, and go back in like nothing happened. LOL

[ahmonrah]

that was funnay!! some people .....

[Brett]

Damn white people, They get in the hood and hit a truck but they are to scared to get out in fear of the black race so she just leaves till she gets to a safe white area.... :lmfao:

[~The_Duke~]

Damn white people, They get in the hood and hit a truck but they are to scared to get out in fear of the black race so she just leaves till she gets to a safe white area.... :lmfao:

:lmao: the sad thing is that might be her reason for not stopping lol

[Wurm]

lol she thought qd was gonna bust one in her ass lmao

[quickdodge®]

Damn white people, They get in the hood and hit a truck but they are to scared to get out in fear of the black race so she just leaves till she gets to a safe white area.... :lmfao:

She was black. Later ,QD.

[boosted1jz]

Hahaha! Someone needs to boot her out of the gene pool! :lmfao:


from the sounds of it..... she will boot herself outta the gene pool soon enough..... dawinism at its finest!

[BABY J]

:lmao: the sad thing is that might be her reason for not stopping lol

Nice try, but she was already stopped for gas. LOL. Brett is so stupid. LMAO! That reminds me of D. Chappelle standup:

...Black guy in a nice home and nice neighborhood calls cops for a domestic. They show up and the cops see he is black, and shoot him and kill him. LMAO!!! Then 1 white cop says to the other as he is looking around the house... "This is ONE SICK n*gger. Fuking n*gger broke into this house and hung up pictures of his wife and kids everywhere!! Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get the hell outta here."

LMAO!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

Nice try, but she was already stopped for gas. LOL. Brett is so stupid. LMAO! That reminds me of D. Chappelle standup:

...Black guy in a nice home and nice neighborhood calls cops for a domestic. They show up and the cops see he is black, and shoot him and kill him. LMAO!!! Then 1 white cop says to the other as he is looking around the house... "This is ONE SICK n*gger. Fuking n*gger broke into this house and hung up pictures of his wife and kids everywhere!! Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get the hell outta here."

LMAO!!!!

:eye: what can I say...I owned myself.

[HyPer50]

from the sounds of it..... she will boot herself outta the gene pool soon enough..... dawinism at its finest!

darwinism? = P

[BluesClues]

She looked around and thought if she left silently no one would notice
:lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Nope. She saw us sitting in the truck. Later, QD.

[BlkCD5]

Call Ken Nugent :goodjob:

[fight club]

ONE CALL THATS ALL!
what kind of semi u drive?

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

lololololol.

[Seymour222]

The runt size peapod, that should be uncapable passing on recessive traits.

[ShooterMcGavin]

hey i noticed u limping some tonite qd (more than ur usual gangsta lean that is) :D

[quickdodge®]

Call Ken Nugent :goodjob:

Why? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

what kind of semi u drive?

International. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

She was black. Later ,QD.
figures.























































































LOL JK BLAHHAAHHA :eye:

[B16a2 Civic]

ahh heeeeelllll naaaahhhhhh