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ŁG2♣
05-09-2006, 03:05 AM
so i woke up at 3:20 AM, i haven't ate any thing yet ever since this morning, so i woke up hungry, and decided to cook, i opened the fridge, and saw a bag of tator tots, i grabbed it, ''great value, from kroger'' so once i got it out the fridge it drop to the ground, and atleast 70 of em rolled all over the floor, so i sweeped it all up, and threw atleast 40 of em in the oven, i read the instructions and it said, preheat to 450 F, so i preheated to 450 F, i had to go piss, after i took a piss, I WASHED MY HANDS, and went to the living room and came on IA, and read the cars for sale section, 5 minutes later i went back to the kitchen and saw smoke all over the house, i open the oven, and smoke was just wanting to get the fuck out of there, so ran and opened the door and turn on the fan, after 10 minutes later trying to get rid of the smoke, i walked back to the oven and saw all my tator tots blacked WTF!!!!

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now im just fucken eating oreos with milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wurm
05-09-2006, 03:08 AM
damn my tots always take like 20 minutes to cook
ŁG2♣
05-09-2006, 03:09 AM
damn my tots always take like 20 minutes to cook

on the damn bag it had said wait 45-60 minutes :2up:
Wurm
05-09-2006, 03:10 AM
yeah i dont follow instruction well plus i dont like my tots burnt i like them soggy and greasy
2.3 Evo 8
05-09-2006, 03:11 AM
Wow, you suck at cooking. Those are easy to make.

I would try Ramen noodles, if you can't add water without fucking that up then your worthless.
Wurm
05-09-2006, 03:14 AM
ramen noodles are nasty lol they make me feel poor when i attempt to eat them
ŁG2♣
05-09-2006, 03:15 AM
Wow, you suck at cooking. Those are easy to make.

I would try Ramen noodles, if you can't add water without fucking that up then your worthless.



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! i fucken remembered one time i cooked that shit, i forgot to add water, and just threw it in the microwave that shit came out black!!!!!!!

its all good though, people make mistakes in life :jerkit:
fawk_you
05-09-2006, 03:16 AM
Leave it to the women. Go back to watching TV, thats what yall do best anyways. ;)
ŁG2♣
05-09-2006, 03:17 AM
Leave it to the women. Go back to watching TV, thats what yall do best anyways. ;)

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fawk_you
05-09-2006, 03:20 AM
:goodjob: :D
I never thought I would say that................. :lmfao:
2.3 Evo 8
05-09-2006, 03:22 AM
Leave it to the women. Go back to watching TV, thats what yall do best anyways. ;)

Psshh, I can cook anything!

...and then I watch tv :tongue:
fawk_you
05-09-2006, 03:22 AM
Psshh, I can cook anything!

...and then I watch tv :tongue:
MAKE ME A SANDWHICH THEN, im HUNGRY! :lmfao:
ŁG2♣
05-09-2006, 03:23 AM
Psshh, I can cook anything!

...and then I watch tv :tongue:

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2.3 Evo 8
05-09-2006, 03:34 AM
MAKE ME A SANDWHICH THEN, im HUNGRY! :lmfao:

You don't deserve a sandwhich yet, do your woman "duties" first! Then we'll talk!

You got to work for the food! :lickpuss:
fawk_you
05-09-2006, 03:35 AM
You don't deserve a sandwhich yet, do your woman "duties" first! Then we'll talk!

You got to work for the food! :lickpuss:
Damn... I dont think my guy would like that 2 much. :goodjob: LOL
Flip
05-09-2006, 03:57 AM
LOL, FYI putting tater tots in the oven is not cooking LOLOL :P
2.3 Evo 8
05-09-2006, 04:20 AM
LOL, FYI putting tater tots in the oven is not cooking LOLOL :P

You gotta start somewhere! tater tots FTW!