BEST PICKUP LINE

[BABY J]

Hi. Do you take it up the ass?

[B16a2 Civic]

Whas up

[Rican219]

LOL BUTT SECKS!!!

[Rican219]

I always liked "Nice Shoes wanna fuck?"

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL@ tha sigs
that lion got the hell on

[bigdare23]

Damn you look like you give good head with those lips!!!! Gets them everytime!

[ShooterMcGavin]

I always liked "Nice Shoes wanna fuck?"
lol that's definitely a classic :goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

dah made me smirk ..
how about you just walk up and say you wanna fuck ??
works with some girls ..

* caution * you might get slapped the shit out of you ..

[Ran]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Guaranteed to get you laid, whether she wants it or not.

[BABY J]

LOL. You got issues!! I like it!!! HA HA

[Velburg]

You wanna go back to my place and have sex plus eat pizza.
"girl frowns"
What you dont like pizza?

[dereksi]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Guaranteed to get you laid, whether she wants it or not.
:lmfao:

[Scrappy]

best pickup line...well not really a pick up line but a great sex line that i had to stop laughing to even think straight was


"LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD ALREADY!"

[Hulud]

that reminds me of one i heard a while ago

"hey, do you deepthroat?"

[Scrappy]

that reminds me of one i heard a while ago

"hey, do you deepthroat?"

k i have to be the one to ask

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING ASKED IF YOU DEEPTHROAT?!?! :eek:

cause uhhhhhhh... yeah i wont say it! lol

[The Green Monster]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Guaranteed to get you laid, whether she wants it or not.


ROTFLMAO...+1

[MongolPup]

dah made me smirk ..
how about you just walk up and say you wanna fuck ??
works with some girls ..

* caution * you might get slapped the shit out of you ..

Ask vertigo he's done that shit

[Hulud]

k i have to be the one to ask

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING ASKED IF YOU DEEPTHROAT?!?! :eek:

cause uhhhhhhh... yeah i wont say it! lol
i wasnt asked

i actually over heard some drunk guy asking a waitress

[MongolPup]

i wasnt asked

i actually over heard some drunk guy asking a waitress

rofl....bet that was a good reaction. what happened?

[green91]

damn thats funny shit right there

[kilpatty43]

got this one once from a redneck...damn baby you look better than a new set of tires!

[RandomGuy]

can i put my beef in ur taco, k thx

[DC2NR]

Tell her:

Today's word of the day is legs .. how bout lets go back to my place and spread the word.

[man]

Hi, can I pee in your butt?

Lay down, I think I love you.

Me: whispers in ear- I want you to touch my vagina.
Girl: what?
Me: thats what ur supposed to say

[Wurm]

do you spit or swallow?

lol

[2.3 Evo 8]

You wanna go back to my place and have sex plus eat pizza.
"girl frowns"
What you dont like pizza?

:lmfao:

[2.3 Evo 8]

in the club: you know the hotel across the street is hourly!