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429bigblock
05-08-2006, 12:39 AM
ok so i was tryin to go to sleep and a chocroach crawled across my chest, do they really cral in your nose and ears and stuff. plz tell me cus i wanna go to sleep lol ive been huntin the fucker for like a half an hour i have a nife out lol. i hate those things ima kill it
HyPer50
05-08-2006, 12:41 AM
cock roaches dont scare me a bit... it's the whole stories about spiders planting eggs in your ears that have always creeped me the fuck out...
5thgcelica
05-08-2006, 12:43 AM
cock roaches dont scare me a bit... it's the whole stories about spiders planting eggs in your ears that have always creeped me the fuck out...
dude seriously.
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 12:44 AM
i kno i cant sleep lol
TeeJay
05-08-2006, 12:44 AM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/fortunesars.jpg
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 12:45 AM
shit i was hopin for some comfort, i was wrong lol
thats odd. i just posted but it dissappeared :/ strange...
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 12:48 AM
thats odd. i just posted but it dissappeared :/ strange...
its the roaches. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there everywere
LOL nevermind dude just posted two of the same thread with two different topic names.
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 12:49 AM
ya im afraid i posted in my team thread also
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 12:51 AM
ok im goin roach huntin
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:09 AM
ok i searched under my bed but i didnt find him but i moved my cutrins and he ran twards my tv i threw my nife at him but i missed. he has dissapered. he might have won the battle but im gonna win the war o yes i will win the war.
his roach balls are mine.:hanged:
RandomGuy
05-08-2006, 01:13 AM
by the way, roaches lay eggs in ur belly button commonly, and the eggs permeate ur skin and the roach babies get born in ur blood stream and get big, etc, feed on ur cells and shit and then the fully grown roaches break thru ur skin to get out... shits quite nasty
TeeJay
05-08-2006, 01:14 AM
ok i searched under my bed but i didnt find him but i moved my cutrins and he ran twards my tv i threw my nife at him but i missed. he has dissapered. he might have won the battle but im gonna win the war o yes i will win the war.
his roach balls are mine.:hanged:
not if he gets you first.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/AIDSputo.jpg
bwahaahahaha!!!!!!!1
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:25 AM
by the way, roaches lay eggs in ur belly button commonly, and the eggs permeate ur skin and the roach babies get born in ur blood stream and get big, etc, feed on ur cells and shit and then the fully grown roaches break thru ur skin to get out... shits quite nasty
i hate you hassan. but i just killed him i saw him crawling on my lamp and i cut him in half then i smashed him with a lighter and cut his head of. i was very angry.
TeeJay
05-08-2006, 01:26 AM
you do know, that where theres one, theres millions more rite??
Mr. Antonov
05-08-2006, 01:26 AM
dont u eat like 7 spiders in your life span?
Crazy Asian
05-08-2006, 01:27 AM
DUDE!!! THATS FREAKIN VIOLENT!!!...Wouldnt it be scary if he came all assembled again and started to lay eggs in you while you were sleeping like a baby thinking you just finished your mission.
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:30 AM
you all shut your mouth right now lol i know i hope they saw wat i did and decided to go to my sisters room or something lol
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:31 AM
the reason i did all that is cus half of his body started to run away so i was like:eek: and i grabed the closesnt thing to me and smashed him with it and he was still goin so i cut its head off and it stoped after all that
Crazy Asian
05-08-2006, 01:32 AM
You know that song lil song that goes one piggy 2 piggy 3 piggy and so fortth....one cockroach two cockroaches 3 cockroaches 4 cockroaches AHAHAHAHha dude if theres one; theres more. They pop out of any the bath tub in the spout part and in the basement. So buy that roach control house
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:35 AM
ima buy a gun lol
Crazy Asian
05-08-2006, 01:37 AM
They'll survie that. I shot one with a frozen paintball close range...and nothing. It kept moving around.
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:40 AM
i kno theyre scary lol I CUT THE MOTHER FUCKER IN HALF and he was still goin
429bigblock
05-08-2006, 01:40 AM
im gonna try to sleep now wish me luck
RandomGuy
05-08-2006, 01:42 AM
im gonna try to sleep now wish me luck
dude, roaches travel in packs and communities, theres never just one... just a warning. (imagine, it musta been born somewhere nearby, and roach hoes lay like 100 eggs at once... so a thousand mini roaches).. .etc... better be careful man
HyPer50
05-08-2006, 01:49 AM
Ya man... you done fucked up now, you killed one of there pack, they are gonna fuck you up now, they are never alone.. you just killed there brother, there gonna take there roach fury out on your ear drum. better start gargeling raid before it's too late.
RandomGuy
05-08-2006, 01:51 AM
Ya man... you done fucked up now, you killed one of there pack, they are gonna fuck you up now, they are never alone.. you just killed there brother, there gonna take there roach fury out on your ear drum. better start gargeling raid before it's too late.
bathe in raid... i think they can permeate skin... with their nasty roach chemicals... and their pointy legs with sharp sticky things on the leg for traction... hopefully u dont got the kinds that fly
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