Perfect ending to an already shitty monday!! What would you do?

[civic95]

So my monday starts out seeing a cat that got run over in front of my house, no biggie. Shitty day at work, blah blah. Then I come home to find that some good citizen decided that since the cat got run over in front of my house that it must belong to me. So they put it in my yard, instead of letting it get further squashed. Heres my delima.... This cat has been decomposing in the hot sun all day long (it's swelled up ready to burst). I can smell the stench from my front door (250 feet away). Do I go ahead, and bury it myself? Wait for the owner to drive by and see it?(Hope they pick it up) Save the owner the site of finding it by burying it now, and let them wonder what happened to it (possibly looking for it for a couple weeks). I think I would want to know, or would I rather have hope that someone found it and took it in? Yeah, I'm not really looking forward to picking this thing up. Buzzards, where art thou?

[Repost Squintz]

go ahead and burry it

[Spyder]

call animal control they will come get it.

[Leisa]

Lamar,

I would go ahead and bury it .... I bet that thing smells like shit!

[Brett]

Kick it back into the street

[chrisdavis]

call animal control they will come get it.

What he said

[HyPer50]

Cancel the plans to go out tonight and just have you some road kill steak

[Brett]

Better yet, Forget my 1st idea.... I know you have a shovel up in that bitch.... Scoop it up and throw it in the yard next to your house... Hell they wont know...LOL

[UnEEk4DR]

Kick it back into the street


+1

or the shovel idea LMAO just make sure you take a picture of it flung in your neighbors yard haha

[Cliff]

i'd just dig a hole right beside the cat and use the shovel to roll it into the hole then cover it up....

[Brett]

Why do that? He would dig up his grass, Fuck that, fling it in the neighbors yard

[Cliff]

dig up the grass like sod then dig the hole...when you're done just place the grass back on top and it will regrow fine...

[Brett]

Thats to much work.... You fling it over to the next yard, its NO WORK...lol

[TKellarB]

you guys are sick -- bury the thing.

[Brett]

If he tries to bury it, It may explode, and all over him!! Fuck that.... Its not his smashed kitty.... If it was his, thats different... But its not.. Let the guy nextdoor worry about what to do with the timebomb kitty :D

[TKellarB]

wear a raincoat and bury it

[Brett]

^^ Again.. To much work... Have to walk upstairs, get the raincoat... Put it on, Walk down the stairs... Go outside.. Get the shovel....Dig a hole, Push it in a hole, bury, replace grass.....

Option #2

Get Shovel, Fling To Neighbors Yard

See my point? HA HA HA HA HA

[SkrrEuroSportGLI]

Yeah but what if the nieghbor decides to use the kitty as a hot potatoe and throw it back in your yard....Then throw it back....Who's ever grass it blows up in loses....gReat Game HUH?

[Cliff]

ewwwww and brett who keeps their rain coat upstairs? keep it by the door...easy access....

[JustinSane110™]

You remember the Kitten Cannon game that was posted up here not too long ago right.............. :D






I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this haha. :lmfao: :goodjob:

[iNsTuN nOoDoH]

fling it up in the air with the shovel and see if it lands on its feet

[SaraX5]

awww... you need to bury the kitty. Just do it in the middle of the night so it has time to cool off and it wont explode. Or put it in a bag and tie it up then bury it in your neighbors yard

[RandomGuy]

haha

[RandomGuy]

you can even do one of these to get rid of it...

[Bajjani]

^lol

[civic95]

ha ha I like the sign idea (easiest idea yet).

[AtifSajid]

Yeah but what if the nieghbor decides to use the kitty as a hot potatoe and throw it back in your yard....Then throw it back....Who's ever grass it blows up in loses....gReat Game HUH?


hahahahaahaaaa...Brett you are crazy also...I say play the game.

This thread has me crackin!!!

[Brett]

So Lamar I will come over on my way home from work and we will fling that little bloated ticking time kitty in the next yard!! HA HA HA HA HA

[JagerGirl]

I think bury it.. poor cat.

[speedracer41]

go ahead and burry it

I agree!

[Bishop]

Put it in your neighbors bush by their front door. They will smell it ever time they go inside and will never know where it is comming from. Thats is if you dont like your neighbors.

[trythefly]

lol this thread has me laughing my arse off!

The exact same thing happened to me a few weeks ago actually. I was stuck with this exact same dilemma. I crammed it into my nieghbors mailbox that I can't stand! That was fukin classic........

[trythefly]

^^It was Casey's new house btw.....

:) hhahaha

[Brett]

^^ Should have taken pics!! LOL

[B16a2 Civic]

ok so heres my idea even though brett had the best idea's...take pics...make signs.....say " found cat, expecting reward for finding cat, please claim at *insert addr here*" sit and wait for your prize....hands down the best and most profitable idea yet AND.... put in the for sale on all the import sites i.e lounge, love and also on ebay...tell them shovel and leash included

[Brett]

put in the for sale on all the import sites i.e lounge, love and also on ebay...tell them shovel and leash included

Thats fuckin classic!! :lmfao:

[RandomGuy]

Dont know how it died... doesnt smell... dont even know if its dead... but it looks like something out of a cartoon... something just walked... fell on its side.. lol
It hasnt moved for hours now and i threw a rock and it didnt move.

Camera fone pics

My guess:
old age,
Snake bite,
.. cuz its an otherwise looking healthy cat... that is if its not just unconcious

[Brett]

^^ Maybe when you threw a rock at it it knocked it out?? lol

[RandomGuy]

possibly... im gonna go poke it with a stick. (im bored)

[B16a2 Civic]

see, your bumping the value of the cat now...you can update the for sale and be like " new items included in super terrific fantastic package, one rock, used once to test reaction time of cat, also jdm poking stick to find the head/body differential of the feline"

[YokotaS13]

im ith the kick it in the street idea

[Brett]

possibly... im gonna go poke it with a stick. (im bored)

So was it dead?

[RandomGuy]

yes

[JustinSane110™]

yes
I still stand firmly by my Kitten Cannon idea, I'm sure they make PVC pipe big enough. Do it just like a big ass potato gun. :lmfao:

[RandomGuy]

I still stand firmly by my Kitten Cannon idea, I'm sure they make PVC pipe big enough. Do it just like a big ass potato gun. :lmfao:
lol... or you can use the m-80 technique.

or tie some 50lb test fishing line around the collar and tie the other end to someones car... LOL that would be the funniest shit ever.

[JustinSane110™]

^^ Better yet, throw it in somebody's car tucked under the back of the passenger seat haha.

[RandomGuy]

^^ Better yet, throw it in somebody's car tucked under the back of the passenger seat haha.
damn that would be crazy...

or better yet put it in the trunk... lol weeks could pass and they wouldnt know ahah or tie a string round the collar and then tie it to the top of the inside of the trunk... so that when the person opens the trunk the cat appears that its jumping at him LOLz ahahahahaha

[SaraX5]

:lmfao: put it in one of those UPS all weather bags and mail it out to someone as a prank

[RandomGuy]

coulda filled it up with candy and hung it from a tree at a birthday party?

[trythefly]

lol jdm poking stick

[B16a2 Civic]

im telling you.....the jdm poking stick and AEM rock would sell with this cat...

[silver]

Aww, poor kitty. I wonder if it is in kitty heaven and knows that there is a 4 page post on weather we should poke it or not?? lol

[RandomGuy]

Its Gone :(

[B16a2 Civic]

:( this indeed was a sad story

[Brett]

coulda filled it up with candy and hung it from a tree at a birthday party?

HA HA HA HA HA That cracked my ass up!!!