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Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:03 PM
"Nothing says eat up like a bleeding half naked jew nailed to a piece of wood"
-Stewie


post yours
TheSnail
04-30-2006, 10:05 PM
"It's not like it's a fuckin bag of peanuts now is it?"
-Snatch
Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:06 PM
"It's not like it's a fuckin bag of peanuts now is it?"
-Snatch
man i need to see that movie again its so fucking funny

"it was a funny angle"
Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:11 PM
[linsay loahn enters naked]
"hi Im Lindsay Lohan, this is how a crab walks"
Stormhammer
04-30-2006, 10:16 PM
[linsay loahn enters naked]
"hi Im Lindsay Lohan, this is how a crab walks"

i dont get it
Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:17 PM
i dont get it
its a quote, its from family guy
Nismo
04-30-2006, 10:19 PM
may the fonz be with you!
Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:21 PM
may the fonz be with you!
and also with you
TeeJay
04-30-2006, 10:21 PM
"It's not like it's a fuckin bag of peanuts now is it?" :lmfao:
-Snatch
"its a 2 ton truck tyrone!"
"it was a funny angle!"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:24 PM
"its a 2 ton truck tyrone!"
"it was a funny angle!"
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
nice repost

i just posted it was a funny angle
TeeJay
04-30-2006, 10:30 PM
my apologies sir, i need to read threads more thoroughly
Hulud
04-30-2006, 10:38 PM
my apologies sir, i need to read threads more thoroughly
yes you should! jackass! lol
TeeJay
04-30-2006, 10:41 PM
lol...anyways, back to teh quotes y0
"i just shot marvin in the face!!"
TeeJay
04-30-2006, 10:42 PM
"VENTURAAAAA!!!"
"yes satan??.....oh i...thought you were someone else!!"
CHADbee
04-30-2006, 10:46 PM
"real eyes, relize, real lies"
not funny but wow that deep huh?
TeeJay
04-30-2006, 10:49 PM
"wow, who knew MY sister had the legs of a thoroughbred?!?!"
-Russ in "Vegas Vacation"
Hulud
05-02-2006, 11:22 PM
"you just gave up like france"
-Red (that 70's Show)
Sport1.3
05-03-2006, 09:52 AM
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

haha (family guy)
Sport1.3
05-03-2006, 10:06 AM
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
Sport1.3
05-03-2006, 10:13 AM
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


ok im done i cant think of anymore lol