quickdodgeŽ
04-28-2006, 11:06 PM
We were driving down the highway doing 45mph when my wife said, "Love, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, ... I want a divorce".
I said nothing, just increased speed to 55mph.
Then she said, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, ... I've been having an affair with your boss and he's a much better lover than you are".
"I want the house and the kids too", she said.
I increased speed to 65mph, still silent.
"I want the car, the bank account and the credit cards as well".
As I began to slowly veer towards a bridge overpass piling she asked, "Is there anything you want ??".
I said, "No, I've got everything I need".
"What's that?", she asked.
Just before we hit the bridge piling at 65mph I said, "I've got the airbag".
Later, QD.
I said nothing, just increased speed to 55mph.
Then she said, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, ... I've been having an affair with your boss and he's a much better lover than you are".
"I want the house and the kids too", she said.
I increased speed to 65mph, still silent.
"I want the car, the bank account and the credit cards as well".
As I began to slowly veer towards a bridge overpass piling she asked, "Is there anything you want ??".
I said, "No, I've got everything I need".
"What's that?", she asked.
Just before we hit the bridge piling at 65mph I said, "I've got the airbag".
Later, QD.