My eye's are burning

[TheSnail]

Ive been pushing refresh on IA for over 30hrs in the past 48. I feel exhausted but I havent moved.

[Wurm]

hmmm addict you need to got to a meeting

[IndianStig]

IAA meetings would be a hit

[Seymour222]

Go back to the alcohol. ahahahaha

[Julio]

you sure is not that Rifa son

[Seymour222]

I bet its tha reefa. Damn stoner alkie eye-A-Aholic.

[quickdodge®]

Ive been pushing refresh on IA for over 30hrs in the past 48. I feel exhausted but I havent moved.

And people think I'm on here a lot. Lolol. Reps to your addicted ass. Just wait a couple of weeks to check them. Later, QD.

[SampaGuy]

go shoot some squirrels

[TheSnail]

Okay, just cracked open a beer. My eyes feel better now that I took 20min off to go to the store. Looks like I'll be here till the morning thread like usual. I just wish i was being paid to be on here. Shit even $1perhour I could pay a car note. Either way *Sits lard ass on computer chair, puts arthritis stricken hands on keyboard*

[2.0civic]

^^^^^^^LOL

[IndianStig]

you sir are addicted to IA

[Crazy Asian]

Snail go shoot some more road kills or something. Hey pm me and we can do stupid shits like shoot squirels and so forth

[TheSnail]

Hey CA I'm planning A big ass BBQ at my house for everyone next weekend. Would you be able to go?

[Crazy Asian]

OO snaps are you gonna cook the dead animals that you shot?

[RandomGuy]

clear ur pms snail

[TheSnail]

OO snaps are you gonna cook the dead animals that you shot?


No man, you're going to scare people off. Im buying "namebrand" stuff. Anyways there are only two squirrels in my yard left, and they are small ones, so it would not make much of a difference. But if I found a rabbit, then thats a diff story. It's ground beef so mixing ground rabbit into it, no one would ever know.

[Crazy Asian]

AHAH WOOT!!!

[Seymour222]

Snizzle, Im down for a cookout. Lots of beer and chicken is a must.

[Seymour222]

Can you have strippers at a cookout?

[Crazy Asian]

Dude and we goto have moonshine!!

[Seymour222]

Agreed. Beer, Moonshine, chicken and a Midget Stripper.

[BigPoppaHurtm]

Can you have strippers at a cookout?

Dude...thats the best idea EVER for a cook out! I'll be there. Lets make a list of the shit we're gonna need and everyone volunteers to bring some shit in. We'll give the money to someone trustworthy to hire a hot stripper('s?).

[BigPoppaHurtm]

Agreed. Beer, Moonshine, chicken and a Midget Stripper.

Dude your on a ROLL tonight :goodjob: But we're gonna need a regular stripper there too. The midgy will get boring after a while. Trust me I know...

[Seymour222]

Dude your on a ROLL tonight :goodjob: But we're gonna need a regular stripper there too. The midgy will get boring after a while. Trust me I know...


I am on a roll tonight aren't I, Gracias amigo. But I agree we could have a stripper at a cookout.

That would be the shiznit, to eat some fried chicken while gettin a midgy dance.

[Seymour222]

I am not being hateful towards midgets, I really want to see one naked.

[RandomGuy]

I am not being hateful towards midgets, I really want to see one naked.
<-also.... lets make it wear a diaper and baby clothes, then strip... it'd be a unique experience

[TheSnail]

Yall are crazy. If yall want a stripper yall have to pay for it. But basically it's going to go down like this. Start around 2-3pm, plenty of beer and food, Just a bunch of people talking and chilling. Anyone underage has to turn in their keys if they decide to drink as well as anyone of age that gets plastered. Im going to meet up with halfbaked and bring over the ping pong table for some beerpong for after dark and through out the night. There's a theater room, jacuzzi, Serbian moonshine, and several rooms available for the night. So I dont think the fun will stop till the morning.

[Crazy Asian]

Oh snaps we goto have some country shit bangin out of someones f-150 with some banjo music.

[BigPoppaHurtm]

<-also.... lets make it wear a diaper and baby clothes, then strip... it'd be a unique experience

YOUR A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the real though, we need a normal stripper too. W/ a BIG booty.

[TheSnail]

Oh snaps we goto have some country shit bangin out of someones f-150 with some banjo music.

I have a Mazda b3000 which is sort of like a Ford Ranger, if that counts.

[PSINXS]

your eyes have gonorrhea

[TheSnail]

I hope not, but my GF's mom has that.

[Seymour222]

YOUR A PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the real though, we need a normal stripper too. W/ a BIG booty.

Thank you. That was indeed original. You dirty cock goblin. I deserved it though.

[silviadriftr]

I really like the BBBBIIIIGGGGGG girls too. I like when they spank me and give me anal orgasms especially when I am in a deep sleep dreaming of having a threesome with Rosie Odonell and Naomi Judd. I picture myself oiling their toes and sticking them up in me with unfathamable force!!!!!!!! It's so arousing sitting here thinking about it I think I just shit myself!!!!!! Has anyone got any KY? That the onlyt way I can get the banana to fit inside me...anyone????


Damn dude, are you sleep typing?? LOL(Who's your Daddy)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmfao:

[Wurm]

do you not have a job?

[BigPoppaHurtm]

I really want to do this cook out w/ strippers.

[silviadriftr]

Thank you. That was indeed original. You dirty cock goblin. I deserved it though.


It's still quoted in my post!! LMFAO!!!!!! :D

[BTEC]

LOL!! Snail what kinda shit u got going on in here?
And what is that shit about have a midget wear a diaper? Y did u call the midget and "it"? LOL!!!!

[TheSnail]

I set it up soon. I'll be calling you. See if Brian and Dave will want to go.
PS: I got the civic the other day. It's in my driveway now.

[Seymour222]

I really think we should do a cookout. I could buy some filets. Those are always good.

[TheSnail]

We will have a cook out. I just need to get off my ass and set it up for nor this weekend or next weekend. I want to throw a cook out soon before it gets too hot. I'm thinking this Sat would be good. I would have to check the weather for Sat, but does this Sat through Sun sound like a time most of yall would be free?

[£G2♣]

throwing a party w/o inviting me i see how it iz