Paper, Rock, Scissors Forum Edition

[Rican219]

I'm Bored Lets play

The Rules:
1 - No posting something that can't be beaten (God is the traditional example of an unbeatable object; however, Parallel Universes is a much better example, since it could be argued that atheism or Buddhism beats God...)

2 - The post must beat the thing above it in a healthy and undeniable way (e.g. lawn mower beats plant) It doesn't even have to be related, as long as it could realistically beat it. (e.g. falling tree beats deer)

3 - If there is, for some reason, something that is hard to beat, either A: Make something that isn't very obvious and explain it [e.g, Hawking radiation beats black hole (by causing the black hole to evaporate)]
or B: look at the post above and take it from there.

Example of game:
Paper
Paper Shredder
Black out
Generator
Man sticking fork in generator
Sword

etc., etc., etc....



First word: Rock

[5thgcelica]

interesting..



water erodes rock.

[Rican219]

interesting..



water erodes rock.

Hot Pot boils water till it's disolved BISH!

[Romeyo07]

power/gas outage = no stove

[Rican219]

power/gas outage = no stove

Set Wells on fire = no oil

[SniperJoe]

Set Wells on fire = no oil

Crazy oil well firefighter guys = no fire

[carrascopa]

Crazy oil well firefighter guys = no fire


9mm! shoots firefighters

[Rican219]

9mm! shoots firefighters

Bwahaha:goodjob:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hahaahhah rican the beetle juice in your sig is hilarious, but ill start the game back over...

I LIKE TO SMOKE CRACK ROCKS

[ShooterMcGavin]

wow, this was strange, to say the least...

[Scrilla]

wow, this was strange, to say the least...


:werd:


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Hulud]

9mm! shoots firefighters
a-bomb blows the fuck outta your 9

[HyPer50]

Nazi's kill Einstein before he finishes his Atomic bomb theory

[MachNU]

a-bomb blows the fuck outta your 9

time travels back to the late 30's and kills Eistein (sp) = no a-bomb

FUCK YO BOMB!!!!!!

[HyPer50]

time travels back to the late 30's and kills Eistein (sp) = no a-bomb

FUCK YO BOMB!!!!!!

Too late bitch, the nazi's already got em

[MachNU]

Too late bitch, the nazi's already got em

WRONG BITCH, you assumed tha the nazis kill him before he defects, but you had no say in that, if you notice you have to do something for this to work, and since you where not alive, my time travel beats out yours so......WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!

[Hulud]

time travels back to the late 30's and kills Eistein (sp) = no a-bomb

FUCK YO BOMB!!!!!!
hitlers mom swallows rather than takes it and hitler was never born so no nazis

[HyPer50]

*revives einstein therefore A-bomb is around, and drops it on Dacula* you =/lose

[MachNU]

*revives einstein therefore A-bomb is around, and drops it on Dacula* you =/lose

explosion will destroy anythign with-in 60 mile radius, then fallout will kill you so = we both lose!!!!!

[BluesClues]

gas chambers kills nazis= no nazis

[Hulud]

gas chambers kills nazis= no nazis
i already solved that problem a couple posts back

[BluesClues]

You all posted while I was posting

[SniperJoe]

Spills a beer in the IA server.. all problems solved.

\Noooooo! Spilled beer!

[BluesClues]

Ok start over!

[RandomGuy]

Suicide Bomb

[MachNU]

Gives randomguy a defetive trigger switch = no BOOM

[Hulud]

Gives randomguy a defetive trigger switch = no BOOM
shoots transaxle with a shot gun so no defective trigger is given

[MachNU]

shoots transaxle with a shot gun so no defective trigger is given

wearing a bullet proof = no dead me!!!!!!

then immigration on Hulud saying hes a Terrorist..... = YOUR DEPORTED ASS!!!!!!!

[Hulud]

wearing a bullet proof = no dead me!!!!!!

then immigration on Hulud saying hes a Terrorist..... = YOUR DEPORTED ASS!!!!!!!
i cant get deported since i am white and born in america so they go after you and send you to jail for lying to the police

[MachNU]

i cant get deported since i am white and born in america so they go after you and send you to jail for lying to the police

shooting spree before i go, so that takes out you and randomguy!

[Hulud]

shooting spree before i go, so that takes out you and randomguy!
i have bullet proof vest so i live then proceed to go back in time and rape your mother and kill your dad in 1982 (so you were never born)

[RandomGuy]

RG eats 19 1/2 lb. taco bell burritos and takes a massive shit on huluds chest. THat is all.

[Hulud]

RG eats 19 1/2 lb. taco bell burritos and takes a massive shit on huluds chest. THat is all.
Hulud had stuck a plug up your ass making rg explode an hour after eating it, when hulud was far far away

[civic95]

Brett was smoking when he blew up, and the cigar ignited the gases that came out of rg which blew up a 10 mile radius (in which his civic was parked)

[ATK_Designs]

:wtf: this thread went from 1 word to kazillion words?

my turn: Goku in Super Sayan Extreme mode (fused with the Dragon Balls) beats everyone. Can't be harm by anything, virtually immortal.

[Rican219]

This is why I did this It's funny shiot!

[SniperJoe]

:wtf: this thread went from 1 word to kazillion words?

my turn: Goku in Super Sayan Extreme mode (fused with the Dragon Balls) beats everyone. Can't be harm by anything, virtually immortal.

I personally walked up to the damn animator who created that show and shot him in the head, execution style.

Later Goku.

[thinkfast®]

I personally walked up to the damn animator who created that show and shot him in the head, execution style.

Later Goku.

:sharpens butterfly knife:

I go up and shank your ass, with all your homeboys and whoever else had your back. WHAT NOW BISH?!?

[SniperJoe]

:sharpens butterfly knife:

I go up and shank your ass, with all your homeboys and whoever else had your back. WHAT NOW BISH?!?

Chuck Norris comes by and roundhouse kicks you into a parallel dimension.

\Good luck killing Chuck Norris!

[~The_Duke~]

A Redneck driving an IROC and runs Chuck Norris' ass over.

[5thgcelica]

chuck norris punches car and car flips over chuck and explodes

[~The_Duke~]

An IROC isnt a truck...

[5thgcelica]

err... right..i know...lol.. i just didnt really read it.. haha. guess ill go edit that real quick.

[thinkfast®]

go DIAF

[2.0civic]

hitlers mom swallows rather than takes it and hitler was never born so no nazis

Nazi party was around before hitler...

[IndianStig]

wow you guys fucking suck at this

imma start over:


scissors

[Seymour222]

Rock

[IndianStig]

dynamite

[Seymour222]

Scissors again for your fuse.

[IndianStig]

gun to shoot you before you get near the fuse

[Seymour222]

Body armor and an AK to return fire.

[CSquared]

100 willing virgins in heaven /game (thats muslim or something right?)

[Seymour222]

100 willing virgins on earth.

[devinwebb907]

my penis on those virgins

[Seymour222]

My razorblade in those vaginas.

[CSquared]

Your penis... back to scissors once again. ha.

[CSquared]

My razorblade in those vaginas.

The crazy chinese guy on ripleys believe it or not that eats razor blades.

[Seymour222]

Your penis... back to scissors once again. ha.



Ooooohh, same scissors just 10 weeks later, after sitting in the rain, covered in rust, back to your scrotum.

[CSquared]

Ooooohh, same scissors just 10 weeks later, after sitting in the rain, covered in rust, back to your scrotum.

My scrotum took jiu jitsu lessons? 675th degree black belt.

EDIT: if anyone says chuck norris they are going to get strangled.

[2.0civic]

My scrotum took jiu jitsu lessons? 675th degree black belt.

EDIT: if anyone says chuck norris they are going to get strangled.

Chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them