A good excuse...

[Master Shake]

whats a good excuse for me to tell my boss so i can get out of work early?

[dereksi]

your on your period

[Wurm]

doctors appointment

[Nemesis]

When Ive had to leave, Ive just told my boss that Im not feeling well.

[Scrilla]

chimichangas from QT????

i think that explains itself....:look:

[TeeJay]

your on your period
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: +1

[4dmin]

your genital warts are flaring up and you need your prescription ointment :lmao:

[Master Shake]

on my period? yea, real funny.
if i told him i have GW...he'd probably tell me to go home and not come back.

[RandomGuy]

dude, make it urgent, that way its no questions asked... just be like AHHH fuck those chimichangas i ate... my ulcer is kicking in like VTEC and then take a shit on his chest to confirm that you're really sick, then leave.

[Annihilation]

damn toquitos

[TeeJay]

dude, make it urgent, that way its no questions asked... just be like AHHH fuck those chimichangas i ate... my ulcer is kicking in like VTEC and then take a shit on his chest to confirm that you're really sick, then leave.
:eek: http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/timbo1380/donotwantazn.jpg

[Scrilla]

damn toquitos



NO!!!!! :rant: its CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!:lmfao:

[silver]

I always make it something really embaressing cuase then they most likely think that there is no way they would say that unless it were really true.. tell them you have diahrrea and shit your pants or something.. lol

[silver]

Oh another one.. I used.. but it was real.. was my sister had to be at work and her babysitter cancelled and her work said she had to come in or dont come back pretty much.. she only worked like 1 or two days a week as it was..

Or say your mom's car is broke down and she needs help and your dad is out of town on business and if it would be ok if you left early to go help her..

[5thgcelica]

tell him... your mom found your balls in her mouth.

[Wurm]

tell them you got blue balls and you need to whack the monkey

[Master Shake]

i would use the chimchangas but the closest QT to here is in cartersville...thats about 30-45 mins away.
i'm thinkin about tell him that i have a bad case of the hersey squirts and my ass if on fire from some hot wings i ate yesterday.

[gijeff1805]

tell him you got anxiety attack and your about to pass out or you are diabetic and have low blood sugar and need to go eat or tell him FUCK OFF IM GOING HOME

[Tasuki_Civic]

have a gurl call your job and pretend she is crying and say that she needs someone to pick her up cause her boyfriend hit on h er. and no one can go get her but you. then say that she satys from from tha job ( knowing when you go it will take all day to get there and back thru traffic and to make sure she is ok and somewhere safe)

it works everytime

[BluesClues]

i would use the chimchangas but the closest QT to here is in cartersville...thats about 30-45 mins away.
i'm thinkin about tell him that i have a bad case of the hersey squirts and my ass if on fire from some hot wings i ate yesterday.
Yep that's pretty much what I would say. If you want, go get some laxatives, overdose so he really knows that you need to go home. They will want you to go after you have the whole place smelling like shit:goodjob:

[The Golden Child]

tell him you have a bad case of a gohper drowning in its hole ..

[Master Shake]

tell him... your mom found your balls in her mouth.

wtf???
why do people have to say stupid shit?
quit being a tard and grow up!

[Master Shake]

tell him you got anxiety attack and your about to pass out or you are diabetic and have low blood sugar and need to go eat or tell him FUCK OFF IM GOING HOME

haha, thats not a bad idea, but i need the cash.

[AtifSajid]

tell him your viagra is kicking in again..so its your girl or him...and tell him to choose.

[chrisdavis]

Suck it up and finish out the day :D

[BABY J]

"Last night I was attacked by a gay guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with."

[AtifSajid]

"Last night I was attacked by a babyj who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with."

huh?