The "Alcohol" Song

[Cliff]

by Brad Paisley

Verse 1:
I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
Well I’ve been known to cause a few breakups
And I’ve been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

Chorus:
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You’ll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

Verse 2:
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man’s embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I’ve influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I’ll bet you a drink or two that
I can make you put that lampshade on your head

Chorus 2:
‘Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you
And helping white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you ( )
You had some of the best times
You’ll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

[Buford®]

That's awesome. Seems like it would be a Kenny Chesney song. Still a good one though.

[Leisa]

is there a video to this?^^^^

[quickdodge®]

Stupid thread.

BTW, I'll be picking up that fishing pole tomorrow. Thanks. Later, QD.

[HyPer50]

Brad Paisley is a dangerous man... Him and that damn Whiskey Lullaby... boy if your depressed and drunk, dont listen to that song.. wow, it's an amazing song, but damn it can almost convince you to kill yourself heh.

[Cliff]

Buford...you're nuts...that is pure brad paisley....i mean when you picture the words it's all goofy like "Celebrity" kenny chesney is nothin like that...

leisa, no the songs only been released for maybe a week or two...

Mike, are you talkin about the pole i called you about? if you are it is orange and in the dead center of the fishing section...should be the perfect pole for you...it's a light action but not so light it can't handle a good sized bass or catfish but still light enough you can fish for bream easily.....

and hyper, yea that song is depressing as hell ain't it

[HEATON]

I think the EVERCLEAR SONG owns all.

[SkrrEuroSportGLI]

Never heard that song before...Kinda funny though...SEE ya

[HEATON]

Cliff gota link to the actual song..Sorry i Cant find it anywhere.

[Cliff]

www.bradpaisley.com check there yet? it's there i promise

[HEATON]

Yea guess i just wanst waiting around long enough to wait for it to pop up as a sample song. Wow maybe i shouldnt listened to it either...The lyrics sounded good, but its jus ruined it for me when i actually heard it sung.