thetravis
04-26-2006, 10:53 AM
So my friend is havin a party. Why on a tuesday night? Who knows. But anyway, i show up and his house is pretty much packed out. Kids in the lawn just wildin out and shit. So I eventually make my way past the masses of drunkards and into the house. So I find my boy and chill with him for a minute and then he brings to my attention this one girl who he claims has been starin at me since i walked in. So I turn and look at her. Shes this cute lil asian girl. So yeah, I get some timber goin on in the pants. I wave at her and she does that little flirty wave back that girls do. Okay so the night goes on and I'm gettin a lil tipsy, so i go sit my ass down on the couch and that lil asian girl sits down right next to me. So I say hi, figuring thats what i should do. Anyways, we exchange pleasantries and all the what not and we're hittin it off really well. Then she looks at me and does that thing where she bites her bottom lip and looks at ya. Yeah...that. And she leans over on me and whispers in my ear "I've never been with a black guy before." So I'm all like, "well what the fuck lets do this." And she tells me that she wants to go back to her place because it would be more private. So we hop in my car and im doin about 80 the whole way. Mostly because shes bitin on my ear and got her hand on my piece and my leg wouldnt let up off the gas. So we eventually get to her place which is in like effin Hampton and we're all over each other before we even get to the front door. FINALLY we get into the girls house and shes leadin me to her bedroom. So we're in there right, and and she is like, INSTANTLY naked. (pierced nips too:goodjob: ) So this chick is on the bed ready to go. And then she says "Now, show me what a black man does best" So I did...
I took her TV and ran.
I took her TV and ran.