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quickdodge®
04-24-2006, 12:53 PM
Hi, Mike. If this is the dumbass from Import Atlanta who wants to talk shit about my fucking girlfriend. How bout..tell you what. How bout you come find me instead of lollygagging around the fucking woods looking for some bullshit ass ghosts like a fucking dumbcock and I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass you fucking talk about her again. Have a nice day, go jack off while you look for fucking Casper and his friendly ghosts you dumb fucking bitch. Bye.

Lolol. Now. Here is the thing. This tough guy takes the time to click on my website link, go through my website, and find my phone number and calls me up about 10:30 last and invites me to come find him so he can "stick a foot" in my ass. Lolol. Here's the shitter. He fucking blocks his number so I can't return the call. Suppose I wanted to take him up on that? Lolol. Had I been able to respond to him, here's how it might have sounded:


Hi, Mike.

Hey. What's up.


If this is the dumbass from Import Atlanta who wants to talk shit about my fucking girlfriend.

I guess it is. Although the dumbass part may be a little out of context.


How bout you come find me instead of lollygagging around the fucking woods looking for some bullshit ass ghosts like a fucking dumbcock and I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass you fucking talk about her again.

Lollygagging? I think people quit doing that back in the '50's. Dumbcock? Hmmmm. You like to work on the physically impossible challenges, don't you. I highly doubt that a foot would be able to get stuck in an ass.


Have a nice day,

Thanks. You too.


go jack off while you look for fucking Casper and his friendly ghosts you dumb fucking bitch.

I don't think I can do two things at once. But know this....not all of Casper's friends are friendly.


Bye.

See ya. At least the dude was polite. If he had just hung up on me, I might've came to find him because I hate to be hung up on more than anything. Lolol. You're a pretty funny character, homey. Re-read your FOR SALE post cuz and find where I started talking shit about your girl. And please, if you're gonna man enough to call and threaten me, at least be man enough to leave your number. Or would your parents get mad if I called you back that late? Lolol. Later, QD.

ShooterMcGavin
04-24-2006, 12:59 PM
lirl, pwnt :lmfao: :goodjob:

Tiff-O-Bitties
04-24-2006, 01:00 PM
haha.. wtf?

A.P. Photography
04-24-2006, 01:05 PM
This guy must want to be the new IA comedian.

collins
04-24-2006, 01:06 PM
ownage at its finest.

Tiff-O-Bitties
04-24-2006, 01:06 PM
This guy must want to be the new IA comedian.

the position has been filled..

B16a2 Civic
04-24-2006, 01:07 PM
oh god, thas funny, i was threatned too QD, by a 7ft swoll tall Laos guy on here

A.P. Photography
04-24-2006, 01:07 PM
oh god, thas funny, i was threatned too QD, by a 7ft swoll tall Laos guy on here
Yao Ming's on IA?

thinkfast®
04-24-2006, 01:08 PM
oh shit son!!

B16a2 Civic
04-24-2006, 01:11 PM
Yao Ming's on IA?


i guess, thats the only asian i knwo that made it over 6'0 ( other then george)

The Golden Child
04-24-2006, 01:44 PM
oh god, thas funny, i was threatned too QD, by a 7ft swoll tall Laos guy on here

not really hes standing on some stilettos ..

Brett
04-24-2006, 01:48 PM
I had to block my number Mike cause I was on my rotary phone, But you got the point I was trying to make!! :lmfao:

BABY J
04-24-2006, 01:51 PM
Shhhhh. Quiet. What's that smell? OWNAGE??? CABBAGE??? RUBBAGE

**takes a wiff**

That's DEF OWNAGE!!! Cabbage doesn't smell THIS good!!!

£G2♣
04-24-2006, 02:12 PM
hahaha

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-24-2006, 02:24 PM
lololololololol

TIGERJC
04-24-2006, 07:24 PM
IT WAS ME

quickdodge®
04-24-2006, 07:26 PM
I know who it was. That isn't the point of the thread. Later, QD.

BTLFED
04-24-2006, 07:56 PM
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