TheSnail
04-21-2006, 06:18 PM
HAHAHA. This guy just owned a Nigerian scammer LOL check this shit out.
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So,- I’m busy trying to get some of those Nigerian scammers to make a complete fool of themselves.
I received a heartwarming letter from Mr. Scolej, who wanted me to donate some money to a “humanitarian” organization in Sierra Leone.
I wrote him this:
Dear Sir
God bless you and praise the holy Lord
I’m sorry I haven’t written you sooner, but I’ve been on a business-trip
representing the Royal Danish Society for the Deaf and Earless (RDSDE), and didn’t have the opportunity to get back to you until now. Sorry about that!
I read your letter and I must say it have left me deeply touched. I have
therefore discussed your request with the rest of the boardmembers using
clicks, grunts and sign-language, and we have decided to help your organization.
RDSDE have just finished a major merge with another danish society (Royal
Danish Society for the Blind and Cross-eyed(RDSBC)), which resulted in a
major pool of capital being given free for investment purposes and charity.
We are looking forward to hear from you Sir. Please tell us what you need!
Please note, that I’ll be on another business-trip to Osaka, Denmark the
rest of this week. I’ll hopefully be able to check my mail.
Kind regards
On behalf of The Royal Danish Society for the Deaf and Earless
Ms. Ima Homer Segsual
Mr. Scolej replied:
Dear Ms Segsual,
Thanks for you response and may the good lord continue to shower his mercy and blesing upon the royal danish society for the deaf and earless (amen).
Our organisation will highly appreciated by any assistance that you wish to give to us voluntarily and for charity purpose.although,what we need mostly for now is finacial assistance and if you can help us,we would surely appreciate it well.
Therefore,our terms for charity is as follows;we can receive your charity donations you might wish to give to us thruogh the the bank transfer and western union money transfer.
Henceforth,we wish to draw your attention that we do not accept donations through the following methods;
1.visa delta cards
2.visa nad mastercards
3.switch,solo,visa electron cards e.t.c
bla bla bla…
Although Mr. Scolej sounds like a very nice and geniune guy, I do need some kind of proof that he indeed is who he claims to be, and that he is sincere!
I therefore wrote him another letter:
Dear Sir
God bless you and how are you today?
Your case seems very worthwhile, and whilst we cannot donate large amounts (we have already made many successful donations this year ) I think that the Royal Danish Society for the Deaf and Earless would be able to send you the small sum of US $74,330 (seventy four thousand, three hundred and thirty dollars). We are usually able to donate larger amounts but at the moment are funds are quite limited as we are at the end of our financial year. This money would be sent to you in a manner of your choosing, and hopefully it would enable you to help blind and earless children in your community. We expect you to spend at least 50% of our donation to that course!!!!
Of course, we do not send out payments without going through the proper procedures, so if you would like to claim the cash, these are the steps you will need to take:
1. We will require a photograph of you or a trusted representative as proof of identity. You will have to get a NEW photograph taken, holding a sign. We have discussed this on the board meeting, again using clicks and grunts, and have decided to accept that this proves that the persons in the photograph is genuine. Passport or other photographs will NOT be accepted!
2. The sign must read: “Thank you!! Ima Homer Segsual” written in capital letters! You must be wearing some kind of earprotection in the photo to symbolise being deaf. See attached photo.
3. Small or unclear images will NOT be accepted. You MUST ensure the image is LARGE and CLEAR or the payment will not be cleared by the board of the Royal Danish Society of the Deaf and Earless.
The image is very important to us, since we will use it in our campaign to collect further donations from the Danish public to be use for projects in West-Africa.
Let me remind you: No image = No donation
I hope we can be able of offer some comfort for the deaf and earless children of West-Africa with this donation.
God bless you and your society
On behalf of The Royal Danish Society of the Deaf and Earless
Ms. Ima Homer Segsual
This is what I received...hehe...SUCKER:
http://forum.ogrish.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=205185&d=1144186647
*Quote*
So,- I’m busy trying to get some of those Nigerian scammers to make a complete fool of themselves.
I received a heartwarming letter from Mr. Scolej, who wanted me to donate some money to a “humanitarian” organization in Sierra Leone.
I wrote him this:
Dear Sir
God bless you and praise the holy Lord
I’m sorry I haven’t written you sooner, but I’ve been on a business-trip
representing the Royal Danish Society for the Deaf and Earless (RDSDE), and didn’t have the opportunity to get back to you until now. Sorry about that!
I read your letter and I must say it have left me deeply touched. I have
therefore discussed your request with the rest of the boardmembers using
clicks, grunts and sign-language, and we have decided to help your organization.
RDSDE have just finished a major merge with another danish society (Royal
Danish Society for the Blind and Cross-eyed(RDSBC)), which resulted in a
major pool of capital being given free for investment purposes and charity.
We are looking forward to hear from you Sir. Please tell us what you need!
Please note, that I’ll be on another business-trip to Osaka, Denmark the
rest of this week. I’ll hopefully be able to check my mail.
Kind regards
On behalf of The Royal Danish Society for the Deaf and Earless
Ms. Ima Homer Segsual
Mr. Scolej replied:
Dear Ms Segsual,
Thanks for you response and may the good lord continue to shower his mercy and blesing upon the royal danish society for the deaf and earless (amen).
Our organisation will highly appreciated by any assistance that you wish to give to us voluntarily and for charity purpose.although,what we need mostly for now is finacial assistance and if you can help us,we would surely appreciate it well.
Therefore,our terms for charity is as follows;we can receive your charity donations you might wish to give to us thruogh the the bank transfer and western union money transfer.
Henceforth,we wish to draw your attention that we do not accept donations through the following methods;
1.visa delta cards
2.visa nad mastercards
3.switch,solo,visa electron cards e.t.c
bla bla bla…
Although Mr. Scolej sounds like a very nice and geniune guy, I do need some kind of proof that he indeed is who he claims to be, and that he is sincere!
I therefore wrote him another letter:
Dear Sir
God bless you and how are you today?
Your case seems very worthwhile, and whilst we cannot donate large amounts (we have already made many successful donations this year ) I think that the Royal Danish Society for the Deaf and Earless would be able to send you the small sum of US $74,330 (seventy four thousand, three hundred and thirty dollars). We are usually able to donate larger amounts but at the moment are funds are quite limited as we are at the end of our financial year. This money would be sent to you in a manner of your choosing, and hopefully it would enable you to help blind and earless children in your community. We expect you to spend at least 50% of our donation to that course!!!!
Of course, we do not send out payments without going through the proper procedures, so if you would like to claim the cash, these are the steps you will need to take:
1. We will require a photograph of you or a trusted representative as proof of identity. You will have to get a NEW photograph taken, holding a sign. We have discussed this on the board meeting, again using clicks and grunts, and have decided to accept that this proves that the persons in the photograph is genuine. Passport or other photographs will NOT be accepted!
2. The sign must read: “Thank you!! Ima Homer Segsual” written in capital letters! You must be wearing some kind of earprotection in the photo to symbolise being deaf. See attached photo.
3. Small or unclear images will NOT be accepted. You MUST ensure the image is LARGE and CLEAR or the payment will not be cleared by the board of the Royal Danish Society of the Deaf and Earless.
The image is very important to us, since we will use it in our campaign to collect further donations from the Danish public to be use for projects in West-Africa.
Let me remind you: No image = No donation
I hope we can be able of offer some comfort for the deaf and earless children of West-Africa with this donation.
God bless you and your society
On behalf of The Royal Danish Society of the Deaf and Earless
Ms. Ima Homer Segsual
This is what I received...hehe...SUCKER:
http://forum.ogrish.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=205185&d=1144186647