POST YOUR FUNNIEST MOVIE LINES!!! LOL

[BABY J]

Grinch Who Stole X-mas:

Grinch: --> "Why she'll be on me like fleagle flies on a flat-faced floogle-horse."

Players Club:

Dollar Bill: --> "Blue... ALL YOU DO is spin records.... that's ALL you do! Who u think you is DJ Quik? Kid Capri? Oh I get it... you must be Jimmy Walker!!! Blue u ain't nuttin, dats why u don't desurv nuttin' and don't get nuttin... so you betta git on out my face fo ya get swole."

[Wurm]

"where the white women at?"
Blazing Saddles

[BABY J]

"awwww shit that ain't nuthin but a ultra perm"

Coming To America

[ClipseGST]

"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

Team America: World Police... funny shit...

[BABY J]

LMAO!!!! I need to go get that shit!!! LOL. I heard it was funny.

[BTEC]

KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS!!

[The Yousef]

Super Troopers:

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]

Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
[to Farva]

Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
[to Farva]

Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?

Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for?
[grabs burger kid by shirt]

Farva: ?give me my fucking cola!

[BTEC]

Road Trip:
George's Wife: George, the boner!!!!
George: What do u want me to do, cut it off?

George on porch: You gonna pass that doobey or what?

Dog Talking to George after he smoked "The doobey": Tell that bitch to make me some biscuit

[BABY J]

Farva: Don't call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don't call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?
Mac: Yeah I'm done [pause] radio.


LMAO!!

[TeeJay]

Nigga that aint a cigarette thas cigaweed!!!

[TeeJay]

I like your sleeves...

[TeeJay]

KICK HIS ASS SEA BASS!!
:lmfao: :lmfao: whos the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker?!?! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[TeeJay]

Dumb and Dumber:
Lloyd: what are the chances of say, a guy like you, and a girl like me, you
know, ending up together??
Holly: not good.
Lloyd: you mean, not good like one out of a hundred??
Holly: more like one out of a million.
Lloyd: so your tellin me theres a chance!!!! yes!!

[ALVIN]

SMOKEY: You got knocked the FUCK out!

I'ma just tuck mine in....(dunno this part)....Man my grandmama gave me that chain.

(from Don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood) "I'm just trying to do to the white woman what the white man has done to us for years..." Little Feets - Yea whats that?? "Fuck em"

Shawn and Marlon Wayans walking into the chinese store - "NIGGGAAA"

walking out of the store - " man you better quit licking that ice cream before i put you on the corner." chinese man - "I feel sorry for your mother" Marlon - "WATCHU SAY BOUT MY MAMA"

[BABY J]

LMAO

[RandomGuy]

I dont do drugs, Just weed., master of the janitorial arts.

[BABY J]

I dont do drugs, Just weed., master of the janitorial arts.

LOL. What movie is that from?

[HyPer50]

LOL. What movie is that from?

Halfbaked

Ray- Motherfucker, you can't have my cornbread. That's for damn sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your ass. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for damn sure. - Life

Thorny- Who wants a mustache ride? - Super Troopers

Stewie- Let me tell you something *Nessa,* a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow. - Family guy movie.

[Xan]

Vincent-"I'm just tellin' ya Jewels. Right now I'm like a racecar and you got me in tha red and it's dangerous when you got a racecar in the red thas all I'm sayin'."

Jewels-"Oh really!? Why is that Vincent?"

Vincent-"Cause I'm ready to blow."

Jewels-"OOOHHH you ready to blow huh!? Well let me tell you something. I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka muthafucka. When my fingers touch brain matter I'm like supa-fly TNT. Bitch I am the fuckin' guns of tha Naverone(sp). In fact, why am I on brain detail. We switchin'."

Pulp Fiction

[BABY J]

^ Classic!!!

[civicS14]

Cop: Pull OVER!!!

Lloyd: *huh*???

Cop: PULL OVER!!!

Lloyd: Oh, Thanks! but, it's a Cardigan!


hahahaha

[BABY J]

What movie is that?

[TeeJay]

dumb and dumber
its the part where lloyd had to piss so he pissed in a beer bottle and the cop ended up drinking it LOL

[TeeJay]

Vincent-"I'm just tellin' ya Jewels. Right now I'm like a racecar and you got me in tha red and it's dangerous when you got a racecar in the red thas all I'm sayin'."

Jewels-"Oh really!? Why is that Vincent?"

Vincent-"Cause I'm ready to blow."

Jewels-"OOOHHH you ready to blow huh!? Well let me tell you something. I'm a mushroom cloud layin' muthafucka muthafucka. When my fingers touch brain matter I'm like supa-fly TNT. Bitch I am the fuckin' guns of tha Naverone(sp). In fact, why am I on brain detail. We switchin'."

Pulp Fiction
its Jules, not Jewels.

Jules: now reach in the bag and hand me my wallet.
Robber: which one is it?
Jules: its the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it.

[obd1kenobi]

"Where the white women at!" - Blazind Saddles

[Seymour222]

The shnozberries taste like schnozberries (SP).

[bluuuurr]

2JZ?? NO SHIT!

[joesblk_teg]

stand alon fuel mangement not a bad way to spend 10 thousand dollars

and

Burger Shack Employee: Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this motherfucker down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle.

[BigPoppaHurtm]

**Old repost of mine from whoresloung**























Its not how you stand next to your car, its how you race your car. You better learn dat.

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/140/rule%202.JPG

[TeeJay]

MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fight club]

you never had me, you never had your car. granny shifting not double clutching like you should.

[BABY J]

BRIAN: ".... forget about it cuz!"
2F2F

[Incomplete057]

"This is goin to be one of those parties where I stick my dick
in the mashed potatoes....."

- Waiting -

[fight club]

-who you running?
-some fool in a honda 2000. ill win, and then me and my dad can cruise when he gets out of prison

LATER

-dont do this, he has to have at least 100k under that hood
-yea?
-visualize the win

[NinjaHobo]

I see your swartz is as big as mine.

[Velburg]

Pinky: dont move or I will blow your f*ckin head smooth off..

[bluuuurr]

Bad Santa-

Do you like kids?

FUCK NO

[Tasuki_Civic]

~My cousin Vinny~

Mona Lisa Vito:

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?

:lmfao: :lmfao: i fuckin love that part.

[MR. 200SX]

Buffalo Bob " Put the lotion on!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF HELL I CAN BRING YOU!!! "

Joe Dirt " Alright brother say it don't spray it see i'm rubbing it.. "


Joe dirt " Alright guys there are 2 rules. Rule #1 I'm #1. Rule #2 Gator is #2"

Fat kid " what's rule number 3"

Joe dirt " come on kid there is no rule number 3 give me a break"

Fat kid " yes there is"

Joe dirt "yeah how about my face in your ass? I mean your ass in my face?"

[NinjaHobo]

Prepare for ludacris speed!!!

[BABY J]

Pinky: dont move or I will blow your f*ckin head smooth off..

LMAO!!

PINKY: "You need to slow this muthafucka down... you hittin' dem corners too GOTDAMN fast. You almost made me spill my yak on this $200 suit nigga! Git it together baby!

LIMO DRIVER: Yeah whateva m*thafucka

[Xan]

Jules:ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett:YES! YES!
Jules: Then what does Marcelus Wallace look like!?
Brett:WHAT!?
Jules:Say what again muthafucka! I dare you! I double dare you! Say what one more time!
Brett:Uh...He's black...
Jules:Go on.
Brett:He's bald...
Jules:...Does he LOOK like a BITCH!?
Brett:WHAT!?
Jules*Bang*I SAID...does he LOOK like a BITCH!?
Brett:NO!
Jules:Then why'd you try to fuck him like one?

[Firefightin_tC]

Waiting:

- "Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch!"
- "Carpe DEZ NUTS...God, I can't wait to quit this job!"

[B16a2 Civic]

BRIAN: ".... forget about it cuz!"
2F2F


LIRL

[Brady]

Insert="entire movie dialogue".Lucky Number Slevin

[tack311]

i knew it,i'm surrounded by assholes

[Mr_Mischif]

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!

Guess where that's from.

[Cato ED-6]

"It's good to be the king." - History Of The World: Part 1

[Dirty Octopus™]

David: "you know how i know you're gay?"
Cal: "how?"
David: "youve seen RENT 3 times"
Cal: "being able to appreciate music and dance and doing guys in the ass is not the same thing."
David: "yeah but all three of those things comprise the movie RENT"

[Grimm Reeper]

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Pete's Kin lil son - Com'on ya'll we's bout to R-U-N-N-O-F-T

[BABY J]

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

"Well isn't this place just a geographical oddity... TWO WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!!"

[Grimm Reeper]

Oh Brother Where Art Thou


Hot Damn, it'z da Soggy Botum Boyz....

[BABY J]

"I don't WANT Fop goddamiit I want Dopper Dan!!! I'ma Dopper Dan man!!!!"

[Ran]

Dodgeball

"Is it necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but it's steril and I like the taste."

[Grimm Reeper]

Dodgeball


Patches - Your bout as usefull as a Cock Flavor'd Lollipop.....

[Grimm Reeper]

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

I sold my soul to the devil to play this here guitar

Sold your soul to the devil, whatcha recon he look like

well most people say that he is believed to be red, with horn and a tail and carry a pitch fork

Nooooooooooo sir

(Well for those who say the movie, you can fill in the blank part, I know you know what goes up ther Baby J.......lol)

[Mr_Mischif]

You know how I know that you're gay? You listen to Coldplay.

[~The_Duke~]

My funniest movie is by far...'Office Space'

ummm ya.....I am going to have to asked you to come in this weekend mmmmkkk...

[efman]

just tune your nos down and you'll run nines

jesse-hey you cant just jump in the ring cause you think you can box
brian-he knows i can box so check it out its like this i lose winner keeps my car but if i win i take the cash and the respect
dom-respect
brian- to some people thats more important


find another way home pizza boy
damn street racers

if you aint outta control you aint in control

from open range

good guy-are you the one who killid my freind ??
bad guy-yea and i enjoy.....
goodguy- boom shoots him in the face

[bicsintegra]

once i remove my blade i can not return in until it has spilled bloooooooooooooood
the 40 year old virgin

[Ran]

Dodgeball


Patches - Your bout as usefull as a Cock Flavor'd Lollipop..... :lmfao: I forgot about that one!

[Grimm Reeper]

Harlod and Kumar's White Castle

Kumar - Hey man I gotta take a piss

(Kumar pissing, Enter Jamie Kennedy)

(Jamie Kennedy pissing)

Kumar - Hey, why did you have to come to this bush

JK - Huh???

Kumar - Com'on dude I mean there's other bushes to go to, why did you have to come to this one

JK - Huh, Is this your bush, this yo forest, you king of forest, huh?

(Jamie Kennedy looks down at Kumars pubes)


JK - Nice pubes

Kumar - Fuck this, I don't feel like getting stabed tonight

[BTEC]

u wnt get it unless u see the movie. the girl trying to seel the bracelets for college money and skip say "Ur mom goes to college ~snicker snicker~"