The answers to my jokes?

[TheSnail]

I made up these jokes the other day. I told them to my GF and she guessed both on the first try. It pissed me off since I spent an hour to come up with them. So I want to see if she was just lucky or if my lame jokes are that easy to crack. +1 to who ever knows the answers.

Joke#1

What kind of school prepares for hurricanes all year round?

[ATK_Designs]

School of meteorology.

[TheSnail]

Nope

[RandomGuy]

FSU, lol

[TheSnail]

Correct answer is: Boarding School

lol, yeah I know its a stupid joke.


Joke #two

Whats the most boring animal?

[Spyder]

Snail.

[TheSnail]

Snail.


FUCK YOU! lol

No but seriously. What is it?

*Hint* Dont think so hard. Use less braincells to solve these jokes.

[Wurm]

wild boar

[TheSnail]

wild boar


Yeap. +1

[Stormhammer]

wild boar

hmm... how about

a boar :D

[TheSnail]

Last joke.

What is the most tired part on a car?

[Stormhammer]

SHIT!

[Stormhammer]

Last joke.

What is the most tired part on a car?

tires

[Wurm]

tires

[TheSnail]

hmm... how about

a boar :D

The correct answer is boar, but wild boar works aswell. +1 for your Boar answer.

[bigdare23]

exhaust

[TheSnail]

tires

Nope, Thats a good guess though. Your on the right track with ryming things together.

[TheSnail]

exhaust


Correct!

It's the exhaust because it's exhausted lol

[RandomGuy]

Snail.
AHAHAHAHAHAHH GOOD ONE