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Ran
04-14-2006, 09:08 AM
It doesn't surprise me that the parents can be this stupid.
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- My child cannot partake in gym class, please execute him.

- Dear school: Please ecsc's John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33

- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

- Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

- Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

- Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

- Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.

- Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

- Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the shits. [Words in ( )'s were crossed out].

- Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

- Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

thinkfast®
04-14-2006, 09:12 AM
you forgot to add "Bad Excuse For a Thread"

ShooterMcGavin
04-14-2006, 09:13 AM
wow, genepool needs some chlorine badly...

Bajjani
04-14-2006, 09:14 AM
and repost!

The Golden Child
04-14-2006, 09:19 AM
hmmm i really hope people arent that stupid .. lolz

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-14-2006, 09:28 AM
some parents are just a bit :screwy:

Scrilla
04-14-2006, 11:29 AM
Or like mom used to say,

"fuck the paper, just tell'em you had CHORRO!!!"

LIRL!!!

SOHC MONSTER
04-14-2006, 11:32 AM
ha





ha

aaronfelipe
04-14-2006, 11:49 AM
good find lol