Damn, it's 3am..

[Dragonfly5338]

And I have to go take a shower now because my asshat drunk neighbor decided it would be funny to unload a fire extinguisher on me and my dogs.

Fucker.

But I got him back. Because he spent five minutes on the lawn crying and whining like a bitch after I hit him in the balls. =)

[fight club]

wtf!?!?! please read my new thread and add this story to it. wtf is with people today. if youd like, ill drive over and kick him in the balls agian, just to emphesize his stupidity.

[Seymour222]

Just curious, what could have been going on at three in the morning to orchestrate these type of events? Sounds like you have an exciting life. I want to be your neighbor.

[fight club]

this wasnt halfbaked was it? i just read yall live in same complex?

[Dragonfly5338]

this wasnt halfbaked was it? i just read yall live in same complex?

Yeah, haha.

I was taking my dogs out to potty before bed. They are/were having a party. He tried to hit my dogs with a beer can and the empty fire extinguisher after unloading it on me and them. So I hit him really hard in the balls.

He's fine though. He got up after whining in the grass for 5 minutes and pissed all over the mailboxes, then fell in the bushes.

I'm sure he won't remember any of this so I'm making public record incase I have to rat him out later.

[fight club]

that is the most considerate thing ive ever heard of. punch someone in the balls, then record it on ia.com so they cant forget. LOL classic. id +1 but im all out of rep.

[aaronfelipe]

huh?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

damn, a nut shot, was the nessecary???

[man]

val is my hero!

[Dragonfly5338]

damn, a nut shot, was the nessecary???

fuck you! yes! i have co2 and junk all over me now thanks to that drunk fuck!!!!

[fight club]

you still havent washed it off? isnt a skin irritant?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

fuck you! yes! i have co2 and junk all over me now thanks to that drunk fuck!!!!

val your turning me on....stop it please.

[man]

val your turning me on....stop it please.
:rly:

[aaronfelipe]

not to change the subject, but, its 4 now...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

:rly:

:ya rly:

[chnco]

Damnit, it looked like it fucking snowed in my appartment.

[b@d @pple]

i wanna play with vals :flash: ,and then:idb: her in the ass while i :jerkit: all over her pretty:hot:

[Nemesis]

EVO OWNER KARMA CIRCLE



lol

[Dragonfly5338]

i wanna play with vals :flash: ,and then:idb: her in the ass while i :jerkit: all over her pretty:hot:

no. hehe.

[HalfBaked]

Oh god damn.

I just woke up...

Who sprayed my car with a fire extinguisher...My apt is covered in dust. Dear god, who the hell gave me one of those in the 1st place...

My nuts hurt, my back hurts, I'm totaled.

[HalfBaked]

I'm still sore.

I however have washed my car off...

[Tracy]

And I have to go take a shower now because my asshat drunk neighbor decided it would be funny to unload a fire extinguisher on me and my dogs.

Fucker.

But I got him back. Because he spent five minutes on the lawn crying and whining like a bitch after I hit him in the balls. =)

LOL! Matt's a bitch! I'll get him for you next time I see him. Next time he shows me his balls, I'll grab 'em and twist them for you :)

[chnco]

I'll watch!!


LOL! Matt's a bitch! I'll get him for you next time I see him. Next time he shows me his balls, I'll grab 'em and twist them for you :)

[FDslider]

Val is my fucking HERO for real. I got her back from now on, no matter what. IA's toughest female FTW! + she always makes me laugh my ass off until I piss all over my keyboard! Ok, that last part was a joke, and if you talk shit, I'll piss on your keyboard!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Val is my fucking HERO for real. I got her back from now on, no matter what. IA's toughest female FTW! + she always makes me laugh my ass off until I piss all over my keyboard! Ok, that last part was a joke, and if you talk shit, I'll piss on your keyboard!

looks like someone has a crush on val. :lmfao:

[Dragonfly5338]

LOL! Matt's a bitch! I'll get him for you next time I see him. Next time he shows me his balls, I'll grab 'em and twist them for you :)

Hahaha awesome, thanks. However, Matt claimed last night that his balls were "bigger than my face". Is this the truth?

[The Golden Child]

bahahahahahahaha !!!

i would hate to get hit in the sack while im drunk ..

[Dragonfly5338]

bahahahahahahaha !!!

i would hate to get hit in the sack while im drunk ..

Yeah he was crying, hahaha.

But the best part is my neighbor just knocked on my door and said that Matt sprayed down his car, Landon's 240 and some other people's car, and they wrote "I LOVE ASS SEX" and drew penises all over them, hahaa. So apparently he stole 4 or 5 extinguishers last night, LOL!!!

Amazing.

[The Golden Child]

Yeah he was crying, hahaha.

But the best part is my neighbor just knocked on my door and said that Matt sprayed down his car, Landon's 240 and some other people's car, and they wrote "I LOVE ASS SEX" and drew penises all over them, hahaa. So apparently he stole 4 or 5 extinguishers last night, LOL!!!

Amazing.

WTH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!!