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JASONBALL
04-12-2006, 11:09 PM
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a
story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

"God bless Mommy,
God bless Daddy,
God bless Grandma
and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye
grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it
just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers which went like this:

"God bless Mommy,
God Bless Daddy
and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the
father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later
when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

"God bless Mommy
and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all n ight and
got up at the crack! of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a
cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he
could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end
of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and
jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of
relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so
late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."

JASONBALL
04-13-2006, 08:22 AM
would that be fucked up

dereksi
04-13-2006, 08:24 AM
my worst day started after reading your thread

Nemesis
04-13-2006, 08:26 AM
my worst day started after reading your thread


No my friend, I believe this would have been your worst day after reading this thread

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53098


:lmao:

JASONBALL
04-13-2006, 08:28 AM
I was bored so I felt like post eh what can ya do.

Brett
04-13-2006, 08:32 AM
No my friend, I believe this would have been your worst day after reading this thread

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=53098


:lmao:

NOW THATS FUNNY!!!