IA: Confession thread...

[HalfBaked]

I'm bored.

So I'll start...

I have hairy nipples, but I shave them...

[5thgcelica]

im fucking tired.

[Bishop]

i have 2 pinkies

[The Yousef]

...i hate people

[HalfBaked]

i have 2 pinkies

On one hand? Or combined...bc I have that too then.

[RotiEatter]

Usher Jr.

[Bishop]

On one hand? Or combined...bc I have that too then.
actually i have 4

[man]

I have a third nipple

[ct9a gsr]

i like soft girls.

[HalfBaked]

This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.

[Dragonfly5338]

I think about Jade at night.

[Speedm0(\)key]

i like soft girls.


lol. you like girls? wtf

[HalfBaked]

I think about Jade at night.

She thinks of you, when she has her asthma.

[Dragonfly5338]

She thinks of you, when she has her asthma.

For the last time, that's not ashma, that's INBREEDING!!!

And also sexy as hell. I love a fuzzy girl with 8 black nipples that wheezes.

[The Yousef]

This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.

...dude

thats kinda disturbing...

my condolences go out to your balls and sack

[HalfBaked]

For the last time, that's not ashma, that's INBREEDING!!!



But I don't have it?????

[HalfBaked]

...dude

thats kinda disturbing...

my condolences go out to your balls and sack

Thank you, they appreciate it.

I made to make them feel better later.

[thinkfast®]

If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all,
damn near cried when I got that phone call

haha damn I gotta get satellite radio... v-103 is killin me inside

[HalfBaked]

I don't have sheets on my bed.

Because I figure, if I have sheets on my bed I have to wash them after I fuck dirty bitches. This way I don't have to.

[Dragonfly5338]

I don't have sheets on my bed.

Because I figure, if I have sheets on my bed I have to wash them after I fuck dirty bitches. This way I don't have to.

AND he has a full sized mattress in a queen sized frame, so it doesn't even fit in the bed frame, the mattress lies on the floor inside a frame, hahahaha.

[The Yousef]

...i cry sometimes

[4dmin]

halfbaked made me excited w/o his shirt on sunday :D

[HalfBaked]

AND he has a full sized mattress in a queen sized frame, so it doesn't even fit in the bed frame, the mattress lies on the floor inside a frame, hahahaha.

My bed is lowered yo!

[The Yousef]

My bed is lowered yo!

CTFS FTW!

[HalfBaked]

halfbaked made me excited w/o his shirt on sunday :D

I also gave you good advice! However you are married and it was null and void.

[HalfBaked]

Val wants me...

HalfBaked 2002: my bed rocks
Greendaisy79: hahaha
Greendaisy79: my bed is the shit. i have like, 600 thread count sheets and soft pillows. and a pillow top mattress. =)
HalfBaked 2002: well i'll have to check it out sometime

[Dragonfly5338]

you're so dead.

[Speedm0(\)key]

Val wants me...

HalfBaked 2002: my bed rocks
Greendaisy79: hahaha
Greendaisy79: my bed is the shit. i have like, 600 thread count sheets and soft pillows. and a pillow top mattress. =)
HalfBaked 2002: well i'll have to check it out sometime


hahaahahaha, now thats game^

[HalfBaked]

Hahahahhahahahahha...

[Dragonfly5338]

Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
HalfBaked 2002: go to work
HalfBaked 2002: wait
Greendaisy79: hahaha
HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
Greendaisy79: yes
HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
Greendaisy79: LOL
HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
HalfBaked 2002: why?
Greendaisy79: just curious

[HalfBaked]

...

Whoops.

[Dragonfly5338]

p0wn3d.

[The Yousef]

....no comment

[Leisa]

I have nothing to confess, I am an angel ;)

[The Yousef]

...i like b00bs

[justinxecushyn]

I <3 Vtec

[TeeJay]

i have 3 legs...

[Ran]

I'm an emo kid. :( *cut*

[xLSTONEx]

Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
HalfBaked 2002: go to work
HalfBaked 2002: wait
Greendaisy79: hahaha
HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
Greendaisy79: yes
HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
Greendaisy79: LOL
HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
HalfBaked 2002: why?
Greendaisy79: just curious

Not cool Val, not cool.

And in my defense he came in and laid with me the other mourning when I was already asleep in his bed.

[429bigblock]

i open mouth kissed a horse once

[429bigblock]

thats something you didnt know

[Speedm0(\)key]

reminds me of the time i slept over at matt's.. dude.. i had to duct tape my ass shut and sleep back against the wall.. man.. NEVER AGAIN will i stay at matt's

[HalfBaked]

reminds me of the time i slept over at matt's.. dude.. i had to duct tape my ass shut and sleep back against the wall.. man.. NEVER AGAIN will i stay at matt's

Damn it...

I knew I ruined my chances...

[Speedm0(\)key]

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

[HalfBaked]

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

THOSE WERE TEARS OF JOY!!!!

TEARS OF JOY MAN!

[thinkfast®]

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

h h h holy shit, wtf man

[Dragonfly5338]

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

hhahaha did you eat some of matt's fromunda deez nuts queso dip???

[Speedm0(\)key]

hhahaha did you eat some of matt's fromunda deez nuts queso dip???


no. ew.

[xLSTONEx]

I'm gay........

[Stormhammer]

This one time after camping, I got one of those chigger bugs on my nuts and it itched really badly.

My dad said you can kill them by suffocating it. So I decide to put clean finger nail polish on it to suffocate it...

Well it hurt badly, my nuts started burning really badly. So I was like "OMG I have to get this off." And well the 1st thing I knew that could remove finger nail polish was finger nail polish remover...Well that was the biggest mistake ever. It burnt so bad, I cried as I put my nuts underneath the bathtub water spitter outer.


:lmfao:

... I can't say much, I got a tick on my nutsack once... :(

[fight club]

:o im lonely

[Jimmy B]

i, um.. eh.. not to much thats intristing..

woke up in bed with a girl from one of my partys and didnt know her name till days later..

thats an easy one.. ~~shrugs sholders~

[HyPer50]

yeah.. however matt kept waiving his ass at me for attention, he finally dropped his boxers and laid back against me and held his cheeks open.. i acted like i didnt see it, and cried myself to sleep

lmao +1

[T.S.]

I have nothing to confess, I am an angel ;)


YEAH RIGHT SEE THE HALO HELD UP BY THE DEVIL HORNS!! :devil:

[T.S.]

p0wn3d.

Val, YOu cant put Owned up on your own thread! Even though that shit was funny as hell.....So ill give it to you.... :smileowne

[BABY J]

10 inches --> 0 complaints --> 4 bedrooms --> 1 daughter --> 4 cars --> 1 truck --> 2 fuckin' horny --> 3 somes are kool

LOL

[T.S.]

10 inches --> 0 complaints --> 4 bedrooms --> 1 daughter --> 4 cars --> 1 truck --> 2 fuckin' horny --> 3 somes are kool

LOL


Now thats fucking hilarious! :goodjob:

[BABY J]

Now thats fucking hilarious! :goodjob:

I try.

[Sledlude]

i hate any form of excercise <except sex> and i suck at rolling joints. thats two.

[Seymour222]

My nipples are like large marshmallows.

[BABY J]

My nipples are like large marshmallows.

Nuh uhhh!! Prove it!! LOL

[Speedm0(\)key]

i hate any form of excercise <except sex> and i suck at rolling joints. thats two.


yeah, im getting fatter.. which means i need to get a fucking girlfriend again.. damn.

[b@d @pple]

I LIKE FIGHTING

[Kevykev]

Thread = originated due to Boredom :(

[Speedm0(\)key]

I LIKE FIGHTING


i like raping women with my foot

[b@d @pple]

SWEET

[~The_Duke~]

I have been caught screwing by the girl's dad...I almost got caught doing the same girl on the beach by the cops...moon roofs are cool because then you can get things done with out hurting your back...I shot out a window with a BB gun.

[MongolPup]

^ word? Like a car window?

[~The_Duke~]

^ word? Like a car window?

My dad has a benz ML class that had the roof that rolled all the way back.

[MongolPup]

and you shot it out?

[~The_Duke~]

and you shot it out?

Another confusion....my writen expression skills suck ass...

Nah it was a sliding glass door in my parents house.

[DurtySpeed]

When me and my girl where in high school, we got caught screwing in the car by the police. It was funny. We had the back seats laid down but when the cops pulled up, she couldn't get her pants back on, so she got in the trunk and I put the seats back up. I got my clothes back on and sat up until the cops got the rest of the way to the car. Then I got out and the cops were asking for my license and whos car it was. I told them I didn't have a license(i didn't at the time) and it was my friends car. I said she would be back in about 10 minutes that she rode with a friend to the store and I was just waiting. I was hoping they would leave but they didn't. So i had to tell them everything. They started laughing when I opened the trunk and let my girl friend out though. Lol. They gave us a warning and told us to go home.

[~The_Duke~]

:lmao: Now I feel better...

[DurtySpeed]

When I was younger, like 8 or so. I was at a family bbq thing. I had to go inside to use the bathroom. Well the sliding glass door had been left open most of the day anyways because we were playing back and forth between inside and outside. When I left the bathroom, being a little person, I ran everywhere. Well.... Someone closed that damn sliding glass door without telling me. Lol. Needless to say, I had a bruised forehead and a bloody nose and lip. Lol.

[Nemesis]

I had relations with a minor a couple years ago and dated her for about 4 months.

[~The_Duke~]

When I was in middle school (this shows how much of a looser I am) I got in a fight and instead of dropping everything and punching the kid. I set my stuff down picked up my soft lunch bag thing with a hard icepak in it and beat the kid senseless. Then I took the icepak out and put in my bookbag before the teachers got there. The kid of course told them that I hit him with the lunch bag. The teacher took and couldnt figure how the hell I gave me a black eye and bruises with it.

[HalfBaked]

I fucked a 17 year old korean girl last weekend...

[TheSnail]

I drank rubbing alcohol. It said alcohol on the bottle so I figured it would taste like moonshine. After that, it took me about 2 years to be able to with stand smelling rubbing alcohol with out water coming to my mouth.

[SNapper]

i got a tick on my dick once...

[BABY J]

i got a tick on my dick once...

Who sucked the blood out when you pulled it out? Never mind... forget I asked. LOL

[ALVIN]

I'm sitting here farting in the main lobby at school with people walking by...they cant figure out where its comming from. They don't know me son. ohH got high in a church parking lot same day after we got to school after getting high it felt like it took an hour to walk to the school from the 4th row in the school parking lot and i laughed the whole day, got some head in a church parking lot, got caught fucking behind Lawerenceville Kroger (across the dollar theatre) by a cop...he was like what are you doing and I was like Just about to leave hes like ok have a good night, went into a QuikTrip stoned and walked around for an hour with a cop staring at me, uhhh there is a lot more but I cannot remember.

[v3rd1g0]

I fucked a 17 year old korean girl last weekend...

got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.

[BABY J]

got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.

THAT'S MY SISTER BITCH!!!!

[AtifSajid]

I dont think this is a confession cause Ive posted this before, but my girl shaves my ass and balls to give it that smooth soft feeling. That shit feels so giggly when your walking and you just got through lotioning back there...

JUST FOR YOU SCRAPPY!!

[Sledlude]

I'm sitting here farting in the main lobby at school with people walking by...they cant figure out where its comming from. They don't know me son. ohH got high in a church parking lot same day after we got to school after getting high it felt like it took an hour to walk to the school from the 4th row in the school parking lot and i laughed the whole day, got some head in a church parking lot, got caught fucking behind Lawerenceville Kroger (across the dollar theatre) by a cop...he was like what are you doing and I was like Just about to leave hes like ok have a good night, went into a QuikTrip stoned and walked around for an hour with a cop staring at me, uhhh there is a lot more but I cannot remember.
thats fucking funny. +1

[ALVIN]

lol Preeshiate ya

[Sport1.3]

got caught nakid in the hot tub with my face buried between my x's legs by her mother!!! i was too drunk to notice it was her and didnt even bother to stop. her mom (who was also waisted from the same party that night) walked right up to us and handed me a condom, and said "dont stay up too late"!!!! i was completely stunned....lol

[BABY J]

got caught nakid in the hot tub with my face buried between my x's legs by her mother!!! i was too drunk to notice it was her and didnt even bother to stop. her mom (who was also waisted from the same party that night) walked right up to us and handed me a condom, and said "dont stay up too late"!!!! i was completely stunned....lol

Who's her mom? Hook me up with her!!!

[HalfBaked]

got you beat, i fucked a 16 year old dutch/asian girl last weekend... hehe except there's a nice age differeance between you and i haha.

How old are you?

[Sport1.3]

Who's her mom? Hook me up with her!!!
her mom is a MILF too.....she's like 42 with fake DD's :D

[joesblk_teg]

man those are some crazy stories, i got dome from this chick with my friend sleeping right next to us thats about the extent of my confessions lol

[#1 IA Slut]

Ive slept with 20 IA guys.

[Kalifornia087]

Greendaisy79: what would you do if you got drunk as shit one night, right?
Greendaisy79: and you woke up the next morning in bed with landon, and both of you were naked...
Greendaisy79: and your butt itched really really bad
HalfBaked 2002: go to work
HalfBaked 2002: wait
Greendaisy79: hahaha
HalfBaked 2002: is this a what would i do?
Greendaisy79: yes
HalfBaked 2002: or what did i do?
Greendaisy79: LOL
HalfBaked 2002: umm...i'd probably roll over, kiss him on the cheek, then go back to sleep
Greendaisy79: you wouldn't worry about the butt itch?
Greendaisy79: or is that a normal thing?
HalfBaked 2002: i have that now
HalfBaked 2002: why?
Greendaisy79: just curious

OMG...

[Tasuki_Civic]

I have a dick

[Sport1.3]

^we know lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol...ooh well dayum that aint too much of a confession then...

[Sport1.3]

lol im sure you've got plenty of stories u can tell ;)

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol im sure you've got plenty of stories u can tell ;)


you act like im cheater or i have things to hide....was dat about??

altho i do have one..............its pretty raw lol wait give me a minute before i say something i dont want to let out

[Sport1.3]

you act like im cheater or i have things to hide....was dat about??

shit ive got tons more....everyone has to atleast have one

[Da Green Man]

I have a dick
for some reason ur name seems kinda girly. Y the fuc would u want a dick? I guess everybody wants to be different. fuccit

[Tasuki_Civic]

yea well im not proud of... but a friend of my cousin....i had relations with and he was going to get married 2 months later.

we were frineds since i was crazy little and we never expressed our feelings until that day verbaly and physicaly.

BAD GURL i know....but i will never do that again........causei would hate to be the one marrying someone and he does that b4 we voy. Karma is a bitch and it came to me already.....but i will say i never regret tho

[Tasuki_Civic]

for some reason ur name seems kinda girly. Y the fuc would u want a dick? I guess everybody wants to be different. fuccit


say what??!?! the only way i want dick is inside me. not attached to my skin. blah....i was jus jokin my friend. i would fuckin go crazy if i had a dick. i wouldnt know what to do with all that extra skin. id be freaked out

[Da Green Man]

say what??!?! the only way i want dick is inside me. not attached to my skin. blah....i was jus jokin my friend. i would fuckin go crazy if i had a dick. i wouldnt know what to do with all that extra skin. id be freaked out
Ah ah ah, this tasuki chick is a freak i see. I dnt know her well enough to say if i like her or if she fits the category of these other chicks im bout to make money off of but in time we shall see. Glad to hear u like the opposite sex though.

Da Green Man

[Tasuki_Civic]

Ah ah ah, this tasuki chick is a freak i see. I dnt know her well enough to say if i like her or if she fits the category of these other chicks im bout to make money off of but in time we shall see. Glad to hear u like the opposite sex though.

Da Green Man


SweetHeart...lets get one thing str8 if anyone is makin money off of anyone....its me makin it off of you. REAL TALK! I dont appreciate you talkin like im not here.....but to answer your question nah im not like any chick on here

ReMeMbEr:
"I FIT IN NO ONES CATEGORY".......

so watch ya mouf :D

[Da Green Man]

SweetHeart...lets get one thing str8 if anyone is makin money off of anyone....its me makin it off of you. REAL TALK! I dont appreciate you talkin like im not here.....but to answer your question nah im not like any chick on here

ReMeMbEr:
"I FIT IN NO ONES CATEGORY".......

so watch ya mouf :D
Well excuse me MS. Lady, i live by the rule u have to earn ur respect with me and that u have. I was a bit upset bc all these other thread about IA hoes and ppl talking bout wanting to get fucced in the ass and shit. But i never accused u of being in a category, i just said time will tell. One of a kind huh? I like that.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Well excuse me MS. Lady, i live by the rule u have to earn ur respect with me and that u have. I was a bit upset bc all these other thread about IA hoes and ppl talking bout wanting to get fucced in the ass and shit. But i never accused u of being in a category, i just said time will tell. One of a kind huh? I like that.


:rolleyes: :D :goodjob: i know you do

[BTEC]

:rolleyes: :D :goodjob:
Let him know whats really going on. LOL!!
But y does that dude seem so mad though?

[Da Green Man]

Let him know whats really going on. LOL!!
But y does that dude seem so mad though?
Dnt u worry about y im so mad u just make sure u stay out of my way.

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol whos mad...i like the way Da green talks....hes seems like a smooth ass white boy.....or atleast i assume hes white

[Tasuki_Civic]

Dnt u worry about y im so mad u just make sure u stay out of my way.


hey hey watch ya mouf dats my homboi

[BTEC]

lol whos mad...i like the way Da green talks....hes seems like a smooth ass white boy.....or atleast i assume hes white
LOL!! What makes u think hes white? Im white. ;)

[Tasuki_Civic]

LOL!! What makes u think hes white? Im white. ;)


you white alright.......talk like it too

[Tasuki_Civic]

ooh wait lol he may not be ...shit i think i read tha wrong dile.....dis dude is like 20 years old.....young man tryin to come in here and act swole

[Da Green Man]

lol whos mad...i like the way Da green talks....hes seems like a smooth ass white boy.....or atleast i assume hes white
I can be smooth when i want to be. I just like to be called green bc i am mad. Tasuki is pretty cool and shes real, i can tell so she dnt get ne attitude from me.

Da Green Man

[BTEC]

you white alright.......talk like it too
oh shit!! i dnt know if thats an insult or not. hmmmm

[Tasuki_Civic]

I can be smooth when i want to be. I just like to be called green bc i am mad. Tasuki is pretty cool and shes real, i can tell so she dnt get ne attitude from me.

Da Green Man


haha same to you....................we need more confessions. cause i confessed some shit i aint neva told nobody and i let all yall IA Biaatches know

[Da Green Man]

haha same to you....................we need more confessions. cause i confessed some shit i aint neva told nobody and i let all yall IA Biaatches know
I confessed that i am mad and this site is full of shit. but at least i know tasuki is one real person on here. btec, i guess ur kinda cool but dnt think im gonna stop being mad bc yawl are cool. Continuing on my mission now so ill holla.

Da Green Man

[RandomGuy]

i once accidentally impaled an unborn fetus with a meat skewer .

[/confession]

[Tasuki_Civic]

mmmmm ok

[BTEC]

im prolly sterile from the amount of times ive crushed my nuts on that lil middle bar on men bikes bc i was always too short for the big bikes.

[Tasuki_Civic]

confession: i think speedminded is very cute

[Sport1.3]

Confessions: i think im gonna vomit

[BTEC]

i have a feeling there are a bunch of ppl on this site that are the same in real life as the are on the internet.

[HalfBaked]

Confessions: I'm the best looking white guy on IA...

[Sport1.3]

^besides me