Jimmy B
04-12-2006, 10:16 AM
Bricker's Laws
Laws of life that everyone should live by...
by
Chris Bricker ( Rule 15 and 16 I like the most)
1) Never follow anyones laws but your own.
2) Don't change who you are for anybody...... Unless they are hot, rich, and want nothing more than to please you in every sexual way possible and spend thier money on you. But even then only pretend to change.
3) Never pass up a free ticket, a good time or meaningless sex.
4) Relationships are kind of like Vampires. They like to suck the life out you. Avoid them at all costs. But if you go down, go down swinging.
5) If ever given the opportunity to get free drinks from anyone, accept them.
6) Never pass up a chance to sleep with a beautiful girl even if you think you shouldn't. See rule 15.
7) Make a fool of yourself every chance you get. You never know when talent scouts are watching.
8) Laughing till you cry is the best medicine for whatever is ailing you.
9) Drinking way too much and hooking up with random women is the only and best way to get over a breakup.
10)Work hard and play even harder.
11)Never give a shit about what other people think about you or how you do things.
12)Tell jokes even if you can't. The attemp is sometimes even funnier than the joke would've been.
13)Learn to Swing dance no matter how stupid you think you look doing it. Women find dancing irresistable and its an untapped rescource.
14) Be a good friend to your friends even if sometimes they aren't always good to you.
15) Only regret things you haven't done yet. Worry about all the other shit later.
16)Always try to find new music and go see local music whenever possible.
17) Girls love assholes, no matter what they fucking say about it. So if you want to get a girl be an ass to them. They'll come'a runnin.
18) Its sad to say but nice guys do finish last. So learn from Bricker's Laws even if you don't follow them. Bricker is still trying to learn from Bricker's laws.
19) It is not possible to be friends with an ex. You'll always want to try to sleep with them just one more time.
20)Sing in your car as loud as you can. Everyone else does, they just don't admit it.
21) If you do happen to become the victim of the dreaded vampire relationship thing never give up your friends and always think about what you would have done to a friend if he tried to pull the stupid shit you are trying to pull with your girl right now.
22)Even if you don't care or take the advice, ask your friends for it. They'll appreciate being able to try and fuck up your life more than it already is.
23) Never cheat on a girlfriend because karma is a bitch and WILL come back to bite you in the ass at the most opportune moment.
24)Never fully mature. The most fun people in the world still act like they are 16 and that is why you love them.
25) Stay up as late as you can because nothing really good happens in the morning anyway.
26)Always try and push the limit of any situation. Its more fun when you start shit. But only apologize when you know you really hurt someones feelings.
27) Try to do something unexpected and stupid every day. You'll laugh about it later... I promis.
28)Make friends with as many people as you can but keep a certain few closer than all the rest.
29)Don't get married until you "KNOW" ,without a shadow of a doubt, that the person you want to marry is "the one."
30) You can take all these laws and use them or not but in the end be true to yourself, no matter what happens and always follow rule ..1.
Laws of life that everyone should live by...
by
Chris Bricker ( Rule 15 and 16 I like the most)
1) Never follow anyones laws but your own.
2) Don't change who you are for anybody...... Unless they are hot, rich, and want nothing more than to please you in every sexual way possible and spend thier money on you. But even then only pretend to change.
3) Never pass up a free ticket, a good time or meaningless sex.
4) Relationships are kind of like Vampires. They like to suck the life out you. Avoid them at all costs. But if you go down, go down swinging.
5) If ever given the opportunity to get free drinks from anyone, accept them.
6) Never pass up a chance to sleep with a beautiful girl even if you think you shouldn't. See rule 15.
7) Make a fool of yourself every chance you get. You never know when talent scouts are watching.
8) Laughing till you cry is the best medicine for whatever is ailing you.
9) Drinking way too much and hooking up with random women is the only and best way to get over a breakup.
10)Work hard and play even harder.
11)Never give a shit about what other people think about you or how you do things.
12)Tell jokes even if you can't. The attemp is sometimes even funnier than the joke would've been.
13)Learn to Swing dance no matter how stupid you think you look doing it. Women find dancing irresistable and its an untapped rescource.
14) Be a good friend to your friends even if sometimes they aren't always good to you.
15) Only regret things you haven't done yet. Worry about all the other shit later.
16)Always try to find new music and go see local music whenever possible.
17) Girls love assholes, no matter what they fucking say about it. So if you want to get a girl be an ass to them. They'll come'a runnin.
18) Its sad to say but nice guys do finish last. So learn from Bricker's Laws even if you don't follow them. Bricker is still trying to learn from Bricker's laws.
19) It is not possible to be friends with an ex. You'll always want to try to sleep with them just one more time.
20)Sing in your car as loud as you can. Everyone else does, they just don't admit it.
21) If you do happen to become the victim of the dreaded vampire relationship thing never give up your friends and always think about what you would have done to a friend if he tried to pull the stupid shit you are trying to pull with your girl right now.
22)Even if you don't care or take the advice, ask your friends for it. They'll appreciate being able to try and fuck up your life more than it already is.
23) Never cheat on a girlfriend because karma is a bitch and WILL come back to bite you in the ass at the most opportune moment.
24)Never fully mature. The most fun people in the world still act like they are 16 and that is why you love them.
25) Stay up as late as you can because nothing really good happens in the morning anyway.
26)Always try and push the limit of any situation. Its more fun when you start shit. But only apologize when you know you really hurt someones feelings.
27) Try to do something unexpected and stupid every day. You'll laugh about it later... I promis.
28)Make friends with as many people as you can but keep a certain few closer than all the rest.
29)Don't get married until you "KNOW" ,without a shadow of a doubt, that the person you want to marry is "the one."
30) You can take all these laws and use them or not but in the end be true to yourself, no matter what happens and always follow rule ..1.