JASONBALL
04-08-2006, 11:55 PM
Hillary Clinton and her chauffeur were cruising along a country road one
> evening when a mama dog and her pups ran in front of the car.
> The driver tried to avoid them but couldn't and hit the mama dog, killing
> it.
> Fortunately, all the pups were safe. Hillary told her driver to go up to
> the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
> She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
>
>
> About an hour later, the chauffer staggered back to the car with his
> clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
> whiskey
> in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling
> happily,
> smeared with lipstick.
>
>
> "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
> gave me the cigar,
> his wife gave me the whiskey, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad
> passionate love to me."
>
>
> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied:
> "Well, I said 'Excuse me, I'm Hillary Clinton's chauffer, and I need to
> tell you I
> just killed the bitch .' I never got a chance to explain the pups
> were safe!!"
> evening when a mama dog and her pups ran in front of the car.
> The driver tried to avoid them but couldn't and hit the mama dog, killing
> it.
> Fortunately, all the pups were safe. Hillary told her driver to go up to
> the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
> She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
>
>
> About an hour later, the chauffer staggered back to the car with his
> clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive
> whiskey
> in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling
> happily,
> smeared with lipstick.
>
>
> "What happened?" asked Hillary. "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer
> gave me the cigar,
> his wife gave me the whiskey, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad
> passionate love to me."
>
>
> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied:
> "Well, I said 'Excuse me, I'm Hillary Clinton's chauffer, and I need to
> tell you I
> just killed the bitch .' I never got a chance to explain the pups
> were safe!!"