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JASONBALL
04-09-2006, 12:36 AM
The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the leg! s, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for sainthood and a medal.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA -- WE NEED HER HERE!!!

i4_garage
04-09-2006, 12:40 AM
^^hell yeah....i would nominate her as well....

JASONBALL
04-09-2006, 12:42 AM
no shit right

boosted1jz
04-09-2006, 12:02 PM
i love grandma!!!!!

ALVIN
04-09-2006, 12:23 PM
thats gangsta lol

redlinenprelude
04-09-2006, 10:10 PM
"And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one"
amen

Darling Nikki
04-09-2006, 10:15 PM
Wow she is my hero!

Jimmy B
04-09-2006, 10:18 PM
thats GREAT

NinjaHobo
04-09-2006, 10:32 PM
WOW! Amazing. She's 81?!!! Mos Def that granny is gangsta.

SixSquared
04-10-2006, 06:52 AM
FUCK YES!!!!! That's AWESOME! :)

81 year old granny is harder than each and every one of you little e-thug wannabe gangsters... buahahahaha!

nightracer
04-10-2006, 07:18 AM
She said respect my gangsta..

SOHC MONSTER
04-10-2006, 09:43 AM
Straight gangsta!

PhAtBoYMr2
04-10-2006, 09:44 AM
crazy ass bitch.

A.P. Photography
04-10-2006, 09:48 AM
That is freakin awesome. We need more like her here.

Ruiner
04-10-2006, 10:29 AM
Wow, I can't believe that people think this is true...


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Urban Legends and Folklore
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The Gun-Toting Granny of Melbourne
Netlore Archive: Tabloid tale of 81-year-old 'gun-toting granny' Ava Estelle of Melbourne, Australia, who took revenge on two men who raped her granddaughter by shooting their testicles off

Description: Tabloid tale
Circulating since: Feb. 2000
Status: False
Analysis: See below

Comments: Great story without a shred of truth. The tale of "gun-toting granny" Ava Estelle of Melbourne, Australia began circulating via email in early February 2000 — days after it was originally published in the Weekly World News, an American tabloid renowned for its highly entertaining but all-too-often factually-challenged content. An early Usenet posting of the story dated February 7, 2000 contains a link (now defunct) to the text on the WWN Website. The original title of the piece, which Aussie readers were quick to recognize as fake because it's heavily laden with American slang, was "Granbo."

As I write this in 2005, the story is still being passed around as factual, though it has long since been debunked as an Internet urban legend.

A latter-day variant sports the tagline, "Deport her to America — we need her!"

The Golden Child
04-10-2006, 11:34 AM
now thats an OG ..

ahmonrah
04-10-2006, 04:45 PM
go head granny !!!

Z33_kid
04-10-2006, 05:11 PM
yayy !

Ruiner
04-10-2006, 06:55 PM
Why is everyone cheering this lady on? This is an internet urban legend.

NinjaHobo
04-10-2006, 08:49 PM
Everyone's cheering b/c most people don't have the balls to shoot someone. Also, the fact that it's an 81 year old lady doing it is completely hilarious.

Ruiner
04-10-2006, 08:55 PM
Everyone's cheering b/c most people don't have the balls to shoot someone. Also, the fact that it's an 81 year old lady doing it is completely hilarious.

Let me say this for the 3rd time: It is an internet URBAN LEGEND. *sigh* It DID NOT happen.

EmminoDaGreat
04-10-2006, 08:56 PM
whoa

NinjaHobo
04-10-2006, 09:07 PM
It's not the fact of it being real. It's the fact of visualizing an old granny shooting the balls off some guys. so, props to whoever came up with the story.