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Speedm0(\)key
04-07-2006, 01:33 PM
well.. just wanted to let everyone know that.. everyone that i met smelled funny last night.

thank you.


ps. you are all fucking gay IRL

Leisa
04-07-2006, 01:39 PM
well.. just wanted to let everyone know that.. everyone that i met smelled funny last night.

thank you.


ps. you are all fucking gay IRL


hey sunshine, it was nice to meet you last night ;)

Speedm0(\)key
04-07-2006, 01:39 PM
hey sunshine, it was nice to meet you last night ;)


ahh... it was aiiiiiight

Dragonfly5338
04-07-2006, 06:35 PM
I SAW WILL'S PENIS AT THE VARSITY!





It was small. He's all balls.

IndianStig
04-07-2006, 06:52 PM
I SAW WILL'S PENIS AT THE VARSITY!





It was small. He's all balls.


I thought you couldnt hit his balls?

That means the whole package is minituare...

Speedm0(\)key
04-07-2006, 06:58 PM
I thought you couldnt hit his balls?

That means the whole package is minituare...


no, its like she tortures me by making me think im about to get hit in the balls, but she aims for inner thigh... its hell i tell ya

EJ25RUN
04-07-2006, 07:00 PM
stop lying,,,, you reaked worse than that hobo askin me for $.50 cent like 10 times:taun:

Scrilla
04-07-2006, 08:33 PM
Burberry Weekend = :goodjob:

Dont h8....:chuckles:

eViLMunkey
04-07-2006, 08:42 PM
Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttt...

SwurvinIn
04-07-2006, 08:47 PM
dude u smelled like refried beans.....and curry, or was that yousef? i dunno, somethin smell like ass tho

RandomGuy
04-07-2006, 09:05 PM
im not even gonna make excuses, i didn't shower for a week before the meet. What can i say, i get lazy. There is no running water in arabia so thats what im used to.

xLSTONEx
04-07-2006, 09:28 PM
Yea I definately did not shower for three weeks, and I had dirty hooker sex with a man right before, aka Halfbaked.... It wasn't that good... The greatest thing about the night was the fact that all the regular hookers were out in less clothes then normal. They were running 2 for one specials so me and halfbaked got our moneys worth...then we found out that the hookers had boy and girl parts since we were so smashed on meth and coke we ended up not even caring about the hookers with boy and girl parts....

The hookers had been with more the thirty people that night and they took massive shits under the mattresses two weeks before they led us in there and....Thats why it smelled so bad!

chnco
04-07-2006, 09:51 PM
all I hear is Speed Donkey talk, Speed Donkey does not act. Speed Donkey is insecure.

The Yousef
04-07-2006, 10:16 PM
dude u smelled like refried beans.....and curry, or was that yousef? i dunno, somethin smell like ass tho

why don't you shove a dradle up your ass and call it a day?


:lmao:

Brett
04-07-2006, 10:17 PM
Was good to meet ya finally

HalfBaked
04-08-2006, 01:30 AM
Yea I definately did not shower for three weeks, and I had dirty hooker sex with a man right before, aka Halfbaked.... It wasn't that good... The greatest thing about the night was the fact that all the regular hookers were out in less clothes then normal. They were running 2 for one specials so me and halfbaked got our moneys worth...then we found out that the hookers had boy and girl parts since we were so smashed on meth and coke we ended up not even caring about the hookers with boy and girl parts....

The hookers had been with more the thirty people that night and they took massive shits under the mattresses two weeks before they led us in there and....Thats why it smelled so bad!

It is all true...

Stormhammer
04-08-2006, 01:56 AM
so it is

now

GTFO! :mad: