EWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[kelly marie]

omg gross gross gross!!! so im walking around the corner from our fax room back to my desk and i see this HUGE bug chillin behind my chair on the wall.. EWE.. at my office we get those 4 inch long centipede... yuck!! we have a problem with them cuz we have lots of cardboard boxes and the centipedes feed off the glue that holds the boxes together (i learned that from our exterminator) so ya there was this one time i was sitting at my desk and one of those little fockers decided to crawl up my shirt and was sitting there looking at me.. i FREAKED out.. cuz them fools are quick.. so anyway i am soooo scared of these bugs.. now i feel like they are everywhere...

so my question is.. why are bugs in the south 10 times bigger than the ones up north? lol i mean a misqueto is 5 times the size of one up there.. same for spiders.. centipedes.. and all that ish.. YIKES!!

i feel dirty.. hahahahaha

[redlinenprelude]

like omg omg ewww omg

[5thgcelica]

its how we do it down hur... everything is bigger..


and i mean EVERYTHING ;) LOL

[kelly marie]

lol sorrry..

[AtifSajid]

those things are fucken big...you cant kill them with a napkin..you need like a bi fucken cardboard box or a pellet gun.

[The Yousef]

ya there was this one time i was sitting at my desk and one of those little fockers decided to crawl up my shirt

..intriguing

[kelly marie]

those things are fucken big...you cant kill them with a napkin..you need like a bi fucken cardboard box or a pellet gun.exactly... lol we only have one guy in our office.. and he was in a closing.. so lucky our fax was down so the fax guy was here.. we made him run over and get it.. so he put it in a brown paper bag and carried him outside.. lol

[silver]

Haha.. go to South Carolina.. and they have roaches the size of you fist and bigger, lol... and its not in the bad parts or the ghetto.. the climate is good for them near the sea so you will find them still in the nice ass houses too, lol

[5thgcelica]

one of those little fockers decided to crawl up my shirt and was sitting there looking at me..

i feel dirty.. hahahahaha


never once have i wished i was a bug..

until now...

[kelly marie]

..intriguing lol YOUSEF!!! :D

[AtifSajid]

damn that was a brave focker..to put it in a bag and take it outside now it can breed and you will have twice as many big centipedes running around..you better not wear a skirt again girl...hahahaha

[kelly marie]

i didnt mean like up under it.. i ment like on top.. oh my.. haha

[speedminded]

:yumyum:

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2005/august/images/Giant-Centipede_08-370_6294_1.jpg

[kelly marie]

if i ever saw one that big.. i would die!!

[AtifSajid]

^^There it is!!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

yuck... you should have caught him and had deep fried bug with fried lice for dinner..

[AtifSajid]

Dont those things bite?

[kelly marie]

hahahaah i screamed like a little bitch!!

[AtifSajid]

yuck... you should have caught him and had deep fried bug with fried lice for dinner..

Where she gonna get the lice from?

[Nitro]

omg gross gross gross!!! so im walking around the corner from our fax room back to my desk and i see this HUGE bug chillin behind my chair on the wall.. EWE.. at my office we get those 4 inch long centipede... yuck!! we have a problem with them cuz we have lots of cardboard boxes and the centipedes feed off the glue that holds the boxes together (i learned that from our exterminator) so ya there was this one time i was sitting at my desk and one of those little fockers decided to crawl up my shirt and was sitting there looking at me.. i FREAKED out.. cuz them fools are quick.. so anyway i am soooo scared of these bugs.. now i feel like they are everywhere...

so my question is.. why are bugs in the south 10 times bigger than the ones up north? lol i mean a misqueto is 5 times the size of one up there.. same for spiders.. centipedes.. and all that ish.. YIKES!!

i feel dirty.. hahahahaha

yummy !!!! :D

[The Yousef]

lol YOUSEF!!! :D

...what?

did you really expect me not to say anything?

come on!

:lmao:

[kelly marie]

hahahahaha i didnt realize what exactly i was sayin.. :doh:

[5thgcelica]

yuck... you should have caught him and had deep fried bug with fried lice for dinner..


well now i know i dont have to spend a lot on dinner to make you happy! lol! ;)

[speedminded]

they're good for dipping, especially white chocolate amaretto...Mmm, crunchy :)

[kelly marie]

ooooooooo the crunch.. thats the worst part.. the one that was chillin on my shirt.. lol my coworker came over and crunched it with her stilleto heal!! hahahah

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Where she gonna get the lice from?

i'm sure she has a dirty co-worker somewhere.. lol

[speedminded]

ooooooooo the crunch.. thats the worst part.. the one that was chillin on my shirt.. lol my coworker came over and crunched it with her stilleto heal!! hahahahohhh, the crunch is the best part! ...then the legs latch on to your lips as you try to swallow it!

[The Yousef]

i'm sure she has a dirty co-worker somewhere.. lol

no she'll just get some from her cooter....

[speedminded]

i'm sure she has a dirty co-worker somewhere.. lolwudstokian crotch crickets are prevelant in those parts.

[kelly marie]

OMG yousef.. those are crotchcrickets.. not crabs.. and i got them from silver... :eek:

[5thgcelica]

no she'll just get some from her cooter....


ssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

bwahahaha.. nasssssstyy

[silver]

wudstokian crotch crickets are prevelant in those parts.

Where are my pictures Mr. I told someone I'd do something and have yet to do it or wait would it be Mr. I like to have people cover my ass and give them altimatums that I never keep.. haha.. focker send them to meeeeeee :yay: :slap: :goodjob: :jester: :) :D ;) :( :king: :rolleyes: :cool: :tongue: :lmao: :chuckles: :nautjerk:

[civic95]

checkout this one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2hetqpfg

[The Yousef]

ssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

http://www.pharmacy2u.co.uk/assets/product_images/detail/LiceAttack.jpg

^no she just need some of that and everything well be swell (by swell i mean there will be some swelling because of the infestation)

:eek: :D

[Nitro]

:upchuck: :upchuck: :upchuck: :upchuck: :upchuck: :upchuck: :upchuck:

[5thgcelica]

yeah well im done for eatting for the day.

[Leisa]

omg gross gross gross!!! so im walking around the corner from our fax room back to my desk and i see this HUGE bug chillin behind my chair on the wall.. EWE.. at my office we get those 4 inch long centipede... yuck!! we have a problem with them cuz we have lots of cardboard boxes and the centipedes feed off the glue that holds the boxes together (i learned that from our exterminator) so ya there was this one time i was sitting at my desk and one of those little fockers decided to crawl up my shirt and was sitting there looking at me.. i FREAKED out.. cuz them fools are quick.. so anyway i am soooo scared of these bugs.. now i feel like they are everywhere...

so my question is.. why are bugs in the south 10 times bigger than the ones up north? lol i mean a misqueto is 5 times the size of one up there.. same for spiders.. centipedes.. and all that ish.. YIKES!!

i feel dirty.. hahahahaha

I would have fucking had a stroke and died if that happened to me ... no joke

[kelly marie]

that is frickin nassi.. lol i have never had lice in my life.. or anything else.. ewww now im gonna have nightmares from thinkin about it.. thanks curry boy!!

[babygurl]

Bugs are gross!

[kelly marie]

I would have fucking had a stroke and died if that happened to me ... no joke i have never screamed so loud in my life.. my whole office ran back to see what was wrong.. horrible..

[The Yousef]

ewww now im gonna have nightmares from thinkin about it.. !!

:bigdance:

...i've accomplished my goal

thank you...and good nite!

[kelly marie]

night!!

[silver]

i have never screamed so loud in my life.. my whole office ran back to see what was wrong.. horrible..

Well I do recall this one time that I made you scream really loud.. I don't think anything could have beaten that, but maybe I was wrong.. :la:

[speedminded]

Where are my pictures Mr. I told someone I'd do something and have yet to do it or wait would it be Mr. I like to have people cover my ass and give them altimatums that I never keep.. haha.. focker send them to meeeeeee :yay: :slap: :goodjob: :jester: :) :D ;) :( :king: :rolleyes: :cool: :tongue: :lmao: :chuckles: :nautjerk:i haven't been home...taking care of my brother's house all week!

[kelly marie]

hahahahah thats cuz one of your crotchcrickets bit me!!

[kelly marie]

i haven't been home...taking care of my brother's house all week!jason.. stop making excuses.. lol i want my pics.. its gonna be my birthday again by the time we get them!!

[speedminded]

Well I do recall this one time that I made you scream really loud.. I don't think anything could have beaten that, but maybe I was wrong.. :la:i tink you're mistaken, but i won't go there :devil:

[kelly marie]

back on topic bishes.. i want pics!! lol

[The Yousef]

back on topic bishes.. i want pics!! lol

http://lancaster.unl.edu/enviro/Images/Insects/lice/louse1a.jpg

^here you go...

[speedminded]

back on topic bishes.. i want pics!! lol
:tongue:
http://www.biwook.net/gallery/heading-bush/photos-by-ioan/faune-australienne/3195-faune-australienne-centipede.jpg

http://www.molluscan.com/reuben/pictures/CENTIPEDE%20MARCH%202001%20BUKIT%20TIMAH.JPG

[kelly marie]

hey you fuckasses.. not those pics.. i want pics from my 23rd bday!!




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