I was plastered and [insert text]...

[speedminded]

One time I was plastered and...

[RandomGuy]

i posted a lame ass thread about being plastered

[HyPer50]

ummm... slept in the bathtub on my 21st bday, after 13 shots of vodka, lil bit of watermelon pucker and probably 4 or 5 shots of tequila (hate tequila...)

[Leisa]

once time I was so plastered.. I removed all of the tint from my windows...

[blacknightteg]

one time i got plastered and well ya...this happened......
http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/10/um....yeah.jpg

[speedminded]

once time I was so plastered.. I removed all of the tint from my windows...hope you didn't use a razor blade?! :eek:

[thinkfast®]

I was "plastered" and made out with my girls girlfriend in front of her.. then I laughed when they both started crying in the limo

they dont like each other no more

[The Golden Child]

i was plastered and i could not remember anything ..

[The Golden Child]

I was "plastered" and made out with my girls girlfriend in front of her.. then I laughed when they both started crying in the limo

they dont like each other no more

bahahahahhahahaha .. evil but funny .. :goodjob:

[Leisa]

hope you didn't use a razor blade?! :eek:

nope... it was some other type of sharp object i beleive... very long time ago

[PhAtBoYMr2]

One time I was plastered in athens and i had to take a piss and it was rushing like a waterfall, a bicycle cop rolled up and told me to turn around while i was pissing, so i pissed all over his bike and his shoes on accident......drunk nights.....


prob the only time i get to piss on a cop again...... :yay:

[2mchbooty]

...showed a lil too much skin at La Vaca :boobies:

[thinkfast®]

One time I was plastered in athens and i had to take a piss and it was rushing like a waterfall, a bicycle cop rolled up and told me to turn around while i was pissing, so i pissed all over his bike and his shoes on accident......drunk nights.....


prob the only time i get to piss on a cop again...... :yay:

aw shit that sounds like a night out w/ carrasco LIRL

[Brett]

...showed a lil too much skin at La Vaca :boobies:

Can I get a replay since I missed it?

[thinkfast®]

Can I get a replay since I missed it?

here ya go perv, knock yourself out :D

http://www.importatlanta.com/pablo/La Vaca 01.07.2005/

[never_finished]

walked though the wendy's drive thru.



but the funny part is when the girl opened the window to give us our food i was standing there pissing :D

[FDslider]

Can I get a replay since I missed it?

What he said ^^^^

[babygurl]

walked though the wendy's drive thru.



but the funny part is when the girl opened the window to give us our food i was standing there pissing :D


I could only believe that coming from you! HAHAHA

[2mchbooty]

here ya go perv, knock yourself out :D

http://www.importatlanta.com/pablo/La Vaca 01.07.2005/
damn you.... :eek:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..

[Brett]

here ya go perv, knock yourself out :D

http://www.importatlanta.com/pablo/La Vaca 01.07.2005/

Hmmmm I will check that link when I get home from work, FOR SURE!! :D

[thinkfast®]

yea thats a home safe link

[Jimmy B]

HA, i have to pick one? no.. no, im not gonna tell on myself.... some of yall have seen me good..

[Brett]

Which one is of the one i am looking for so I can go directly to it and skip all the other BS pics? lol

[FDslider]

Which one is of the one i am looking for so I can go directly to it and skip all the other BS pics? lol
pic 183 is the closest thing to a nipple that you will see. Other than that, no skin shown in the other pics! WTF, however, there is a lot of hotties in there!

[Bishop]

one time i was plastered and pissed on my friends tv....(aparently) :o

[Bishop]

busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..
:eek:

note to self, dont fuck with Cav-E-R

[buddha@TeamFX]

busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights..

HMMM...I wonder why?!...Get ready for the Tequila this weekend hun!

[babygurl]

HMMM...I wonder why?!...Get ready for the Tequila this weekend hun!


Keep her away from winshields!!! HAHAA

[speedminded]

busted out the front windshield of my ex's 4 runner with my fist after throwing a hammer at him... oh those tequilla nights.. [australian voice] this beaut we got here mates is a fiesty one, be careful now...corner this beast in the bush and it'll grab ya by the short and curly's :eek:

[Bishop]

[australian voice] this beaut we got here mates is a fiesty one, be careful now...corner this beast in the bush and it'll grab ya by the short and curly's :eek:
LOLOL +1

[Buford®]

[australian voice] this beaut we got here mates is a fiesty one, be careful now...corner this beast in the bush and it'll grab ya by the short and curly's :eek:

I'm over my limit or I'd rep you. Best post in here yet, other than Tiffy's post. lol

[Buford®]

Um, apearently, I've run into doors, willingly. I've almost gone skinny dipping (Damn you, Val!) I smacked my head both getting in, and getting out of the back seat of the CL-S, urinated infront of the headlights of the CL-S (I had to pee real bad, and stopped in the middle of the road in the grass and forgot to turn them off. lol) (HID's don't help the stealth factor.)

[PhAtBoYMr2]

man i have many plastered stories....i could go on forever with this thread.

I was plastered and decided to steal a golf cart at a golf course in florida. We rode the golf course up and down all night and took the thing out through a couple neighborhoods, picked up some hoes and went on our way......haha drunk times

[Buford®]

man i have many plastered stories....i could go on forever with this thread.

I was plastered and decided to steal a golf club at a golf course in florida. We rode the golf course up and down all night and took the thing out through a couple neighborhoods, picked up some hoes and went on our way......haha drunk times

You mean a golf cart?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

You mean a golf cart?

F U BUFORD! :chuckles:

[never_finished]

hahaha we stole a golfcart in panama city a couple years ago.........got busted and my friend pissed in the middle of the holding tank hahahaha

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

I was so plastered, the girl I dumped a few weeks before came over and raped me.. (took the penis)

true story.. just took it..

[RedGTS]

rode horses with chuck norris

[BTLFED]

I was plastered and.....

didn't tell you asshats shit.

[Darling Nikki]

once time I was so plastered.. I tried to break dance in a cardboard box and ended up passing out. lol

[RedGTS]

so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.

[BTLFED]

so plastered one time..........went to steak and shake, stole a headset from a waitress and started taking drivethru orders, I had the bowtie on.

If you are serious that is fucking awesome. :lmfao:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

bwahaha..

[fight club]

one time i got trashed, went to unlock my door while taking a bath, so i was only in a towel, and woke up outside my apartment near the parking lot spread eagle throwin up.

[thinkfast®]

so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich

used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotas

[speedminded]

so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich

used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotasthat's funny, one of the transvetites i seen that works at the McDonalds on Indian trail was named Julie. :tongue:

[carrascopa]

i get drunk and piss on things and people or i poor moet all over hott bitches than fuck them! Thats me! AC for VP ya hurrrd

[thinkfast®]

what are you doin talkin to transvestites at the Indian Trail McDon-

nevermind

[PhAtBoYMr2]

so I get this lil mexicana, thick in all the right places.. take her to the ranch for a lil freeky deeky, then she tried to steal my wallet lil puta was sneaky sneaky.. I told her oh damn Julie, no speaky no spanish lets go do it, then make me a sandwich

used to call em boppers now we call em nut swangers.. all on the pelotas


haha, story of the day right there. :lmao:

[speedminded]

what are you doin talkin to transvestites at the Indian Trail McDon-

nevermindhe" was just takin the food order and talking mierda about a latino puto he stole a wallet from in a '64 :D

[thinkfast®]

LIAR

[speedminded]

LIARi know :eye:

[dereksi]

I got drunk and fucked your mother. (whosevers) lol

[FDslider]

rode horses with chuck norris

+1 for some random ass Chuck Norris comment! That shit was funny!!!