Brett
04-03-2006, 11:30 AM
> >> LORD, THEY'RE FINALLY TOGETHER
> >>
> >> She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
> >> She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
> >> But, she remarried again, and this time had 5 more children.
> >> Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
> >> prayed
> >> for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
> >> "Lord,
> >> they're finally together."
> >>
> >> One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
> >> means her first, second or third husband?" > > >> The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
> >>
> >> She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
> >> She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
> >> But, she remarried again, and this time had 5 more children.
> >> Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher
> >> prayed
> >> for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
> >> "Lord,
> >> they're finally together."
> >>
> >> One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
> >> means her first, second or third husband?" > > >> The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."