kilpatty43
04-26-2005, 09:04 AM
> >A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
> >covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
> >the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart
> >then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
> >
> >At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
> >stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
> >funeral...I'm a gynecologist."
> >
> >That's when the proctologist fainted.
> >covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
> >the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart
> >then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
> >
> >At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
> >stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
> >funeral...I'm a gynecologist."
> >
> >That's when the proctologist fainted.