Why Men Are Happier

[Brett]

Why Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood-all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

[Julio]

good repost

[B16a2 Civic]

oh so true... Lol@ "mechanics tell you the truth"

[br3nn0n]

amen to that, brett...all of that is soo true. another thing you should add is that we don't take 3 hours to get ready

[Darling Nikki]

I am girly and I am a tomboy so that whole "knows about tanks." I know that too and I am a chick.

[Brett]

amen to that, brett...all of that is soo true. another thing you should add is that we don't take 3 hours to get ready

TRUE THAT!! LOL

[Kristi]

sooo true! but girls can have multiples! so there!

[Leisa]

TRUE THAT!! LOL


I take 40 minutes to get ready !!!

[Brett]

^^ It takes me 15 and thats with a shower included...LOL

[Dragonfly5338]

but leisa looks better than you when you go out, bwahaha. ;)

[Jaimecbr900]

Werd!!!! :D

[Brett]

but leisa looks better than you when you go out, bwahaha. ;)

Good point!!!

[boosted1jz]

good repost

ahh but now that the site is kinda new again.... NOTHING/ not much is a repost yet ;)

[kilpatty43]

Why Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood-all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

lets see...im not getting married so i keep my last name (although i do want to change it)
share the garage with the step dad...but one day ill have my own
not getting married
cant have/dont like chocolate
if i were president...lol man that would be fun
birth control
i have no boobs so i can too
etc...

[Tasuki_Civic]

well when i get married my husband WILL have my last name. no if ands or buts about it. (gotta love it)

[typeRwannabie]

well, guess who I'M NOT marrying! :p

[Leisa]

Thats the strangest thing I have ever heard in my life...

[Brett]

Yeah it is

[Kristi]

well, i am your typical girl:

take forever to get ready
sit down to pee
can't go topless - well can - but will get in trouble
have 100 pairs of shoes
let my man get the garage (collins says woohoo)
will pay a fortune for the right wedding dress
don't want to be president - too many stupid people
love chocolate
would like to have kids

....and once again - I can have MULTIPLE ORGASMS

[ISAtlanta300]

Men can have multiple orgasms too....



..... it just takes longer........


:)

[kilpatty43]

one of my favorite quotes: sex is more fun than cars...but cars refuel quicker than men

[Nittanys1]

The world is your urinal.



I have used that one a few times.................



















ok alot :D

[Kristi]

Men can have multiple orgasms too....



..... it just takes longer........


:)

lol - but it is more common for girls - it is a rarity for guys to have multiples. :D

and one more thing about being a girl - we are always right! lol j/k

[NYACCORD98]

ok I know who this is hope you keep tellin your self that :jerkit: lol

[kilpatty43]

only one guy has been able to give me multiple orgasms...


and i am always right

[MachNU]

Bert was onto something here.

[98blackcivic]

yay!!

[Rhys.]

AWESOME! LOL

[.blank cd]

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.Speak for yourself

[blaknoize]

"You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes." YES!! I'm looking at my shirt RIGHT NOW and I cant find a wrinkle.