how to own a porsche....

[collins]

add one part teggy, 3parts mods, shake, do not stir.....


anyway, i normally dont street race, but........

well lil miss justine and i were cruzin the strip.... ok so we were just driving... anyway, we jump on interstate 20 near conyers coming back toward 85 and i see this little red boxter s... well i just got a wild hair up my ass and decided to play with him... at first there was a little bit of traffic, so we were goin easy, then he cuts right and jumps... well he wasnt pulling hard, so i wasnt sure if he was on it or not... but what the hell... i hit 4th, topped out 4th, hit 5th, all the while he hasnt gained any more cars since the initial jump... i take it up to about 120 ish and get this little gut feeling we just might be being watched.... so i let off... sure enough, here comes a GSP down the entry ramp gettin on 20!!! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!! lol so anyway i put my freshly installed brakes to use and quickly halted from my triple digit speed with 10 and 2 on the wheel... the porsche, however, wasnt so observant and continued on... well about a 1/2 mile down the road, i see good ol gsp hit the blues and BUSTED!!!


teggy:1 (scott free)

porsche: 2(hands cuffed)

:taun:


(ps. ruiner dont own me! lol)

[Speedm0(\)key]

add one part teggy, 3parts mods, shake, do not stir.....


anyway, i normally dont street race, but........

well lil miss justine and i were cruzin the strip.... ok so we were just driving... anyway, we jump on interstate 20 near conyers coming back toward 85 and i see this little red boxter s... well i just got a wild hair up my ass and decided to play with him... at first there was a little bit of traffic, so we were goin easy, then he cuts right and jumps... well he wasnt pulling hard, so i wasnt sure if he was on it or not... but what the hell... i hit 4th, topped out 4th, hit 5th, all the while he hasnt gained any more cars since the initial jump... i take it up to about 120 ish and get this little gut feeling we just might be being watched.... so i let off... sure enough, here comes a GSP down the entry ramp gettin on 20!!! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!! lol so anyway i put my freshly installed brakes to use and quickly halted from my triple digit speed with 10 and 2 on the wheel... the porsche, however, wasnt so observant and continued on... well about a 1/2 mile down the road, i see good ol gsp hit the blues and BUSTED!!!


teggy:1 (scott free)

porsche: 2(hands cuffed)

:taun:


(ps. ruiner dont own me! lol)


as long as you know that anything can happen on the street , and that porsche should have ridiculously owned you. its straight, good kill

[GirlieZ]

aww u two r gettin along

[Speedm0(\)key]

aww u two r gettin along


no, i still wack off @ night at the thought of gutting you both

[collins]

wow, thats kinda disturbing....

but yeah, its a po-man's porsche! lol i've never been that impressed with them.

[Speedm0(\)key]

wow, thats kinda disturbing....

but yeah, its a po-man's porsche! lol i've never been that impressed with them.


like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course

[collins]

tis tru...

[GirlieZ]

soo cute

[benwaballs]

SM> :gay:

[dereksi]

no, i still wack off @ night at the thought of gutting you both
LOL weird but funny

[Dragonfly5338]

LOL weird but funny

That's Will in a nutshell, hahahaha. ;)

[Speedm0(\)key]

That's Will in a nutshell, hahahaha. ;)

lol fuck you val!

[RedGTS]

ghey........That was the worst story I have ever read. next time keep the lame "kills" to yourself.

[B16a2 Civic]

i thoguht i smelled hate in this thread, and this time its not SM

[shortysm22]

^haha

[99SI]

Watch out, as soon as Ruiner comes in here you will get a big thing about how it is not designed to run that way and that people who buy a Porsche do it for the experience and quality. lol. I'm just kidding Ruiner if you read this. Good kill if he was really running you. The boxster S though runs mid 13 quarters so I don't know if he wasn't just pacing you.

[Speedm0(\)key]

The boxster S though runs mid 13 quarters so I don't know if he wasn't just pacing you.


thats exactly what happened.

[Julio]

y0 Collins.. Since you beat That porchaaaa.. We should play one day... ;)

I raced SM (350z) And Russ ( rx7) and Lost.. So that will give you an idea =]

[Speedm0(\)key]

y0 Collins.. Since you beat That porchaaaa.. We should play one day... ;)

I raced SM (350z) And Russ ( rx7) and Lost.. So that will give you an idea =]


he's lying, he beat me

[collins]

lol who care. i'll play with him anyway... and viper dude, get a life. i'm sorry i didnt inherit eleventy billion dollars so i could go buy a pos domestic with a big motor.

[collins]

Watch out, as soon as Ruiner comes in here you will get a big thing about how it is not designed to run that way and that people who buy a Porsche do it for the experience and quality. lol. I'm just kidding Ruiner if you read this. Good kill if he was really running you. The boxster S though runs mid 13 quarters so I don't know if he wasn't just pacing you.


lol HELL NO that wasnt ruiner!!! :lmfao: shit, he could wax my ass from a dig in 6th gear!

and if he was just pacing me, das cool, but i doubt he'd be in front of me doing 120+ and rising if he was just "pacing" lol but hey, whatever. it was just a funny story :)


edit... sorry, just re-read your post... i thought you were saying if it WAS ruiner... lol my bad.

[DeutscheBAG!]

like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course

thank you
thank you

someone else finally realized these cars were created more so for the handling rather than the speed :bigok:

[collins]

lol walker, thats a given! lol but i still have an INTEGRA!!! so it just added humor to the post ;)




ps, recognize the pic in my sig?

[DeutscheBAG!]

lol walker, thats a given! lol but i still have an INTEGRA!!! so it just added humor to the post ;)




ps, recognize the pic in my sig?
ahh...nice pic
i got a better one of your grace i need to pull off my old pc.


i might take some pics up at the Cutlass(regal) 2nite.
giving u heads up in case u were interested

[collins]

nah, car's absolutly filthy. thanks tho!! and damnit man, email me those other pix already! lol

[RedGTS]

lol who care. i'll play with him anyway... and viper dude, get a life. i'm sorry i didnt inherit eleventy billion dollars so i could go buy a pos domestic with a big motor.

I didnt inherit shit you asshole, dont get mad b/c I called you out for telling a lame ass kill story. Whenever you get a big enough man-gina, come find out how much of a pos it is, until then race my CIVIC bitch!!!:idb:

[Speedm0(\)key]

I didnt inherit shit you asshole, dont get mad b/c I called you out for telling a lame ass kill story. Whenever you get a big enough man-gina, come find out how much of a pos it is, until then race my CIVIC bitch!!!:idb:


haha you are so gay

[RedGTS]

at least im not mexican

"I got a last name too but I cant pernounce it"

[RedGTS]

hey speedmonkey....whats on telemundo later?

[crafty]

Here we go again... I'm stayin out of this one..

[v10sloboy]

lol who care. i'll play with him anyway... and viper dude, get a life. i'm sorry i didnt inherit eleventy billion dollars so i could go buy a pos domestic with a big motor.
pos domestic hahahahahaha, you drive a integra calling a viper a pos. You might want to wake up and rethink that one. Just face it your story was lame. Dont hate because he was right.

[BigPoppaHurtm]

like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course

350z's are supposed to be impressive on the road course? Guess you learn something new everyday :D

[Ruiner]

wow, thats kinda disturbing....

but yeah, its a po-man's porsche! lol i've never been that impressed with them.

A Porsche that still runs 54-58k, though. The new Boxster S handles the slalom better than the Enzo and currently holds the record on street tires. The Elise comes with R-compound tires from the factory (option package), so that makes things a bit uneven. :)

[Ruiner]

like the s2000, 350z, and RX-8's.. they were never meant to impress anyone out of the road course

The new Boxster S shines out on the road course. :confused: Mid-engine, incredible brakes, good power, light weight, etc...

[MongolPup]

eh I'll vouch for damn porsches.... got RAPED by brand new Carrera S on tuesday.

[CopyRight]

meh, I had the chance to drive a Boxster S for a week when my buddy went out of town, and it was okay at best. Definately faster than an any Integra with some basic bolt on's though, he was just probably playing with you. Doesnt matter if you got up to triple digits, that doesnt mean you are fast. You can goto Budget rent a car, and get a Sebring and do that too.

[Speedm0(\)key]

The new Boxster S shines out on the road course. :confused: Mid-engine, incredible brakes, good power, light weight, etc...


yeah thats why i said LIKE the s2000,350z and RX-8

[Speedm0(\)key]

at least im not mexican

"I got a last name too but I cant pernounce it"


at least i can tell where my leg ends and sock begins cracka jack



when do the trailer park trash episodes of jerry springer come back again?...dont tell me you ran out of family! :gay:

[Speedm0(\)key]

350z's are supposed to be impressive on the road course? Guess you learn something new everyday :D


yeah. and its a threat to the s2000 :D

[PawnShopCEO]

hey speedmonkey.. how many nail guns do you fit in the back of that 350z?

[Speedm0(\)key]

hey speedmonkey.. how many nail guns do you fit in the back of that 350z?

not many, i heard you had stretch mars on your mouth.

why are you hating on the messicaneseseses. all you have to do is slap a nike sticker on your tri-color car, and you can practically start calling yourself Pancho!

0wn3d!1

[Speedm0(\)key]

im bored dude

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL, servin it up in here

[shortysm22]

I heard s2000's were slow :D

[collins]

meh, I had the chance to drive a Boxster S for a week when my buddy went out of town, and it was okay at best. Definately faster than an any Integra with some basic bolt on's though, he was just probably playing with you. Doesnt matter if you got up to triple digits, that doesnt mean you are fast. You can goto Budget rent a car, and get a Sebring and do that too.

you apparently dont know my car or whats done to it, so ease up homie...


viper man, why you gotta be a dick? tell ya what... i like my car, i dont like yours. you like your car, you dont like mine. lets just agree to disagree. fuck the bullshit. and if you dont like my story, dont read it. whats that line that everyone loves to say on here? OH YEAH! its a public forum jackass. i'll say what i want. :)


brandon... lol the po-man's porshce comment was just funny. i know it should school me. you know i got mad love for the porshces.

[Repost Squintz]

LOL at this thread LOL

[shortysm22]

when people say po-man's porsche, the new Cayman comes to mind for some reason. "Pulling up to a stop light, side by side with a Carrera, you look over and thinking 'how embarrasing!!'" - Top Gear

[benwaballs]

buy a pos domestic with a big motor.

a viper a pos? :screwy: i am sry but thats just retared

[Speedm0(\)key]

why am i serving everyone up lately?

[PawnShopCEO]

tell ya what speedmonkey... if your 350z beats my little 4 banger civic i'll make a sticker that says "I'm speedmonkeys bitch" and if my little 4 banger civic beats you... you put "I'm accordm3's bitch" and leave it on for 1 month

[PawnShopCEO]

hey speedmonkey... why do mexicans love 99 cent racetrack hotdogs so much? I always see a whole crew in there loadin up

[collins]

hotdogs are the shiznit.

[BigPoppaHurtm]

yeah. and its a threat to the s2000 :D

Sure :goodjob: You know the S was banned in some racing leagues because even with extra weight it couldnt be stopped. I dont see any Z's gettin banned...

[PawnShopCEO]

btw... speedmonkey and i are cool now... still like giving him hell

[benwaballs]

Sure :goodjob: You know the S was banned in some racing leagues because even with extra weight it couldnt be stopped. I dont see any Z's gettin banned...

why dont you 2 just race?

i got money on the 350 :D

[PawnShopCEO]

yea i would bet big money on speedmonkey vs my civic if i was you

[benwaballs]

yea i would bet big money on speedmonkey vs my civic if i was you

i think from a roll sm will give you a good run. but w/ all you weight reduction missing panels and unpainted hooptie, i know all the money is under the hood. what yea got done to it?

[Speedm0(\)key]

Rotieatter, h22 eg bolt ons/ uberdata gutted made 190whp and

got owned!.. no j/k, i beat him by at the most 1 car from a 50-120 kick

your car makes more power. so duh.. how about against the STi :D

[PawnShopCEO]

when i get suspension on there i will race the sti ANY day... you can ask mike... my car is flat out scary at 100mph with stock struts and springs

[PawnShopCEO]

i think from a roll sm will give you a good run. but w/ all you weight reduction missing panels and unpainted hooptie, i know all the money is under the hood. what yea got done to it?


nah man... stock single cam.. made like 106 to the wheels

[Speedm0(\)key]

why dont you 2 just race?

i got money on the 350 :D


i didnt know that. stock s2000's?.. sounds dumb.. why?

the s2000 is great handler. but to say the 350z lags for behind is completely wrong. in fact i wanted an s2000.. it just sucks that you have to be a leprechaun to fit in it.. so i test drove a Z.. took some crazy turns.. man.. cornering speeds had to be reduced slightly in the Z over the s2000 (due to more weight, and more torque which makes the car a bit more tail happy than the s2k when flicking throttle during turn entering/turn exiting .. ya know.. since the Z actually makes torque ;) ) but the car definately had more pep. superior top end power/gearing . and best of all.. hard top and comfortable for a big guy

check it out
http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/coupe/112_0403_three019_long_z.jpg

[benwaballs]

i didnt know that. stock s2000's?.. sounds dumb.. why?

the s2000 is great handler. but to say the 350z lags for behind is completely wrong. in fact i wanted an s2000.. it just sucks that you have to be a leprechaun to fit in it.. so i test drove a Z.. took some crazy turns.. man.. cornering speeds had to be reduced slightly in the Z over the s2000 (due to more weight, and more torque which makes the car a bit more tail happy than the s2k when flicking throttle during turn entering/turn exiting .. ya know.. since the Z actually makes torque ;) ) but the car definately had more pep. superior top end power/gearing . and best of all.. hard top and comfortable for a big guy

i think you have to be under 6" to drive one.

[PawnShopCEO]

i really wanted an s2k also before i bought my g35... but it just reminded me too much of a miata...

[Speedm0(\)key]

i think you have to be under 6" to drive one.


lol. something like that. i dont know man.. my knees were on the dash and i couldnt go WOT or do fast clutch action

[benwaballs]

lol. something like that. i dont know man.. my knees were on the dash and i couldnt go WOT or do fast clutch action

yea 1st and 2nd gear both hit me knees i coundt drive it if i had to not to mention that i couldnt close the top! :eek:

[PawnShopCEO]

speedmonkey told me he didnt get an s2000 because he couldnt mount a ladder rack on the top of a vert

[Speedm0(\)key]

speedmonkey told me he didnt get an s2000 because he couldnt mount a ladder rack on the top of a vert


ahhh.. good one, Jason told me he bought an Eg because Elton john has a cute little purple one in london

[smackdown]

Funny you say that... I think i saw a can off ppg purple at his house...

[PawnShopCEO]

speedmonkey was telling me the other day he wanted to put hydrolics on the z... said he could use the compressor for the hydrolics and for his nail gun

[Speedm0(\)key]

speedmonkey was telling me the other day he wanted to put hydrolics on the z... said he could use the compressor for the hydrolics and for his nail gun


you're lying, just like you're mother when she says she wasnt at my house :nautjerk:

[PawnShopCEO]

speedmonkey... i'm going to stop posting this rediculous funny jokes unless you can come back with something that gets atleast 1/2 of a laugh

[Speedm0(\)key]

speedmonkey... i'm going to stop posting this rediculous funny jokes unless you can come back with something that gets atleast 1/2 of a laugh


oh yeah.. well you drive like a fucking girl

[PawnShopCEO]

*small chuckle*

[PawnShopCEO]

oh yeah.. well you drive like you're fucking a girl

well i would say it is your mom.. but mexico city is a good 17 hr drive

[Repost Squintz]

lol this thread got jacked big time

[crafty]

well time slip to time slip.. I think speedmonkey's 350 is faster than you Jason.. So far..

I'm sure that will change once the tune, shifter, driver, and suspenison is fixed..

[crafty]

Funny you say that... I think i saw a can off ppg purple at his house...

lol tony said it was a ford purple that they put on mustangs in 94-95...

[PawnShopCEO]

no more comments from the special ed dept... i couldnt get my car into second gear... my car from a roll will have no problem... its just 1st to 2nd

[Speedm0(\)key]

no more comments from the special ed dept... i couldnt get my car into second gear... my car from a roll will have no problem... its just 1st to 2nd


dont feel bad, i ran a 14.2 @ 103.XX's with a 2.3XX 60'

[PawnShopCEO]

yea i pull 2.0 60 fts with 13" steelies... 1st gear isnt really the problem

[crafty]

no more comments from the special ed dept... i couldnt get my car into second gear... my car from a roll will have no problem... its just 1st to 2nd

calm down, just a joke...

[Speedm0(\)key]

yea i pull 2.0 60 fts with 13" steelies... 1st gear isnt really the problem


oh yeah?.. i couldnt grab for shit. no matter what i tried. i'd spin too much.. or bog (not high enough in RPM.. but if i went slightly higher it'd just spin). oh well.. ran the same time i did at commerce, i just trapped higher at silver dollar.

im satisfied with the STi as it sits right now, stock turbo FMIC/TBE 18.5psi
301awhp/317awtq 12.4 @ 111mph 1.55x 60' <---- be jealous lol

the Z made 243rwhp 237rwtq with Intake/exhaust
best now 14.2 @ 103.XX with that horrible 60'

[PawnShopCEO]

as a matter of fact... i would hit 2.1 60ft's with the 20's on my g35... with 30 series tires... u need launch practice really bad

[PawnShopCEO]

my g35 had lsd... did u get that option on ur 350?

[Speedm0(\)key]

as a matter of fact... i would hit 2.1 60ft's with the 20's on my g35... with 30 series tires... u need launch practice really bad


i guess so, it must be alot more complicated at the track. i can launch very well on the street.

ew.. you had 20's.. wtf dude


and yeah, i have the Touring. has LSD

[PawnShopCEO]

i didnt buy the g35 to go fast... its a heavy pig... i would rather put 4 grand into my hatch and make it run 11's than put 20 grand into the g35 and have it run 11s... especially when the g35 is under factory warranty

[Speedm0(\)key]

i didnt buy the g35 to go fast... its a heavy pig... i would rather put 4 grand into my hatch and make it run 11's than put 20 grand into the g35 and have it run 11s... especially when the g35 is under factory warranty

in the end. the G35 is a truer sports car. and rwd. just the whole feel of the car is worth it to me. not 1/4 times. ill let the domestics do that shit. if you want fun.. lets go out and run some S's

[PawnShopCEO]

the civic isnt a sports car... a sports car i would say is well rounded in more than one area... i wouldnt say you could classify many fwd cars as sports car

[Julio]

SM.. tell Kabir to hit me up.. if he still has the h22 Eg... Last time I saw the car he blew me away in my old LS EK.

[BigPoppaHurtm]

in the end. the G35 is a truer sports car. and rwd. just the whole feel of the car is worth it to me. not 1/4 times. ill let the domestics do that shit. if you want fun.. lets go out and run some S's

I had an idea at work today. If your really not all about 1/4 mile times would you like to go to the upcoming SCCA autocross and see who can get the better time?

[RedGTS]

Jason..if you and speedmonkey are done blowing each other, we can get back to making fun of this thread....

Why does this guy type like he's eminem? for shizzle dont be hatin'

[ECMgarrett]

and if you dont like my story, dont read it. whats that line that everyone loves to say on here? OH YEAH! its a public forum jackass. i'll say what i want. :)


how will he know if he likes it if he doesnt read it? lol idiot

about the mexican shit - drop it, that shit isnt cool. why make it a race/nationality thing?

vipers are hardly POSs, tehy dont charge 80g for them cause say dodge on it...

what is done to the integra?

as someone else said - breaking triple digits isnt shit, a 100 hp base model crx can do that and those are slow as sin. hell, i bet a festiva can do it

i hope some of you come out to drift fury, would love to meet some of you guys

[ECMgarrett]

no more comments from the special ed dept... i couldnt get my car into second gear... my car from a roll will have no problem... its just 1st to 2nd

sounds like its a POS or you cant drive
people with no skill love "from a roll" cause its way easier, no talent.

[collins]

aight man, i dont know who you are but i've got nothin to prove to you... i know a fuckin festiva can break into tripple digits. the point is, in the distance we covered, and at the rate of acceleration, i dont think he was just "pacing". but whatever. it was supposed to be an entertaining story. damn you people take this shit too seriously.

[ECMgarrett]

:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: haha

[RedGTS]

One time I was driving my moms pontiac bonneville on the highway, and this delorean pulls up next to me, I was going about 60-65 miles per, so I downshifted into D3 and pulled that delorean like 4-5 cars. I know he was racing me because I saw the flux capacitor light up. the end


-collins

[Speedm0(\)key]

how will he know if he likes it if he doesnt read it? lol idiot

about the mexican shit - drop it, that shit isnt cool. why make it a race/nationality thing?

vipers are hardly POSs, tehy dont charge 80g for them cause say dodge on it...

what is done to the integra?

as someone else said - breaking triple digits isnt shit, a 100 hp base model crx can do that and those are slow as sin. hell, i bet a festiva can do it

i hope some of you come out to drift fury, would love to meet some of you guys


i'd much rather have a z06

[PawnShopCEO]

sounds like its a POS or you cant drive
people with no skill love "from a roll" cause its way easier, no talent.


i can drive you non reading asshat... my shift linkage is fucked up... stephan papadakis couldnt get my car out of 14s on his best run... there is a simple 50 cent part to my shift linkage that is missing that will be fixed in a few days...

[collins]

One time I was driving my moms pontiac bonneville on the highway, and this delorean pulls up next to me, I was going about 60-65 miles per, so I downshifted into D3 and pulled that delorean like 4-5 cars. I know he was racing me because I saw the flux capacitor light up. the end


-collins

:lmfao: cause my mom has a bonneville right? :goodjob:




lol terd

[Speedm0(\)key]

:lmfao: cause my mom has a bonneville right? :goodjob:




lol terd


equal minds = ricers

[RedGTS]

collins I have a serious question....how many times a day do you watch 8 mile?

[PawnShopCEO]

chris... he dont have time to watch 8 mile.. he's busy bustin caps in 'peeps ass

[collins]

collins I have a serious question....how many times a day do you watch 8 mile?

honestly man, i've never seen it. dont care to.

[collins]

equal minds = ricers

:lmao: you would...

[RedGTS]

[QUOTE=collins]honestly man, i've never seen it. dont care to.[/QUOTE


I highly doubt that,

[v10sloboy]

lay off the kid man your geting mean chris

[RedGTS]

equal minds = ricers


speedmonkeys = slightly faster ricers that equal minds

[Speedm0(\)key]

speedmonkeys = slightly faster ricers that equal minds

there aint no "SLIGHTLY" faster there

[collins]

I highly doubt that,

lol think what you want homie hahaha i really dont give a rats ass.


lay off the kid? lol man i'm not exactly 12 years old here... i can handle my own ;)

[ECMgarrett]

i can drive you non reading asshat... my shift linkage is fucked up... stephan papadakis couldnt get my car out of 14s on his best run... there is a simple 50 cent part to my shift linkage that is missing that will be fixed in a few days...

youre waiting a few days to fix a fifty cent part? damn, you must be real broke. poor ass ricer

[PawnShopCEO]

i have something called a job that i work full time.. and something also called school which i also attend full time. that leaves me with no time to go to a junk yard and get parts... I AM looking for a good bitch to do all my running around bitch work... would you like an application?

[2.0civic]

i have something called a job that i work full time.. and something also called school which i also attend full time. that leaves me with no time to go to a junk yard and get parts... I AM looking for a good bitch to do all my running around bitch work... would you like an application?


Dont you have to pay someone something for that??http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/dunno.gif

[ECMgarrett]

i have something called a job that i work full time.. and something also called school which i also attend full time. that leaves me with no time to go to a junk yard and get parts... I AM looking for a good bitch to do all my running around bitch work... would you like an application?

haha yea, ill take an application :jerkit: :jerkit: :lickpuss: :eye:

youre an idiot ricer, get over it.
instead of a junk yard why not just get a new one, i mean, yours failed, how you know the junkyard one is in great shape?
accordm3 - what a name, let me guess, did you have a m3 conversion on an accord cause you wanted to look pimp but yet couldnt afford the whole bmw?

[PawnShopCEO]

no, its not that mine failed... I did a h22 conversion in my eg... and when i bought the shift linkage it was missing the part... will i go to the dealer and pay 300$+ for a complete shift linkage when i just need a bushing. i actually was in the market for an m3 when i bought my g35, but decided to go with the infiniti...

[RedGTS]

yeah real broke ricer.....with 4 cars..2 w/h22a's, and oh yeah a new house in kennesaw. TV and hot tub probably cost more than most the cars in this forum, just my 2 cents.

[PawnShopCEO]

garrets just counting away the time... just thnk.. 6 more years and he can get an antique tag for that mr2

[ECMgarrett]

haha good one

[RedGTS]

allright ...thats a low blow\

tell crafty that he has a call out from stolenr and to come out tonight to race

[ECMgarrett]

not really a "low blow"
my car is a 93, big deal, how many crxs are still running around, ok, its not like i have a really old car or anything,but it did make me chuckle so thumbs up

[PawnShopCEO]

yea... my hatch is a 92 lol...

[ECMgarrett]

so we going ot do it now or what?

[PawnShopCEO]

do what?

[benwaballs]

TV and hot tub probably cost more than most the cars in this forum, just my 2 cents.


god get some class... give white trash money and this is what you get.... redgts

[ECMgarrett]

do what?

IT



haha, it was a joke, sorry man

[Speedm0(\)key]

god get some class... give white trash money and this is what you get.... redgts


EL OH EL. :lmao:

[crafty]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :bling: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[RedGTS]

god get some class... give white trash money and this is what you get.... redgts

man you got me:jerkit: , a lot of white trash lives on east paces ferrry right? trailor parks everywhere, do you self a favor and never try to go blow to blow with me ever, you will always lose..ok?

[RedGTS]

god get some class... give white trash money and this is what you get.... redgts

and i wasnt talking about my tv and hut tub you idiot read the post


I dont need to brag about anything

[wantboost]

^^oh come on it was funny given the context.

[crafty]

man you got me:jerkit: , a lot of white trash lives on east paces ferrry right? trailor parks everywhere, do you self a favor and never try to go blow to blow with me ever, you will always lose..ok?

Not being a dick... but don't you live with your parents in paulding county? or did you move out..

[RedGTS]

Not being a dick... but don't you live with your parents in paulding county? or did you move out..

I actually live with your girlfriend in her house,:goodjob:

My work transfers me all over the place, so yes I am staying at my parents guest house (not attached) b/c it is close to where I work now. I close on my first house in vinings in two weeks.

[crafty]

I actually live with your girlfriend in her house,:goodjob:

My work transfers me all over the place, so yes I am staying at my parents guest house (not attached) b/c it is close to where I work now. I close on my first house in vinings in two weeks.

reread what i said... NOT TO BE MEAN... I was just asking, not calling you out.. but since your a dick... Funny cause my girlfriend lives with me.. So i guess that puts you back at your parents house... I wish i lived in a trailer behind my parents house...:goodjob:

[Speedm0(\)key]

reread what i said... NOT TO BE MEAN... I was just asking, not calling you out.. but since your a dick... Funny cause my girlfriend lives with me.. So i guess that puts you back at your parents house... I wish i lived in a trailer behind my parents house...:goodjob:


oh snap.. crafty's first on his ownage count.

[Speedm0(\)key]

man you got me:jerkit: , a lot of white trash lives on east paces ferrry right? trailor parks everywhere, do you self a favor and never try to go blow to blow with me ever, you will always lose..ok?


what do you mean lose?.. lose a race?... that better be what you're talking about.. cause dogs that bark dont bite bitch.

[crafty]

Speedmonkey.. V10sloboy is a good guy.. Change your sig. too.. "I fucked REDGTS's three legged mom"

[Speedm0(\)key]

Speedmonkey.. V10sloboy is a good guy.. Change your sig. too.. "I fucked REDGTS's three legged mom"


i got a better idea.. ill do it in a bit. lol

[crafty]

i got a better idea.. ill do it in a bit. lol

lol...:leghump:

[RedGTS]

BRANDON FUCKING CRAFT ... You cross the line to many times, your camaro is slow as shit, I have already raped it once, and you where scared to race me again in the viper. I really would like the chance to just smash your face in so maybe you will just go away. You have no friends loser and the trailor jokes come on man, dont you live in a skank apartment with your dirt whore.

[crafty]

BRANDON FUCKING CRAFT ... You cross the line to many times, your camaro is slow as shit, I have already raped it once, and you where scared to race me again in the viper. I really would like the chance to just smash your face in so maybe you will just go away. You have no friends loser and the trailor jokes come on man, dont you live in a skank apartment with your dirt whore.

CHRIS FUCKING SEATS ... I don't give a fuck if i cross any of your lines... And actually i'm very happy not having friends like you anymore, I found that there are good people in this world and not all scums like you.. yeah you beat me once in your Vette. Granted i had a slipping trans and no tune.. But yes you won.. GOOD Kill:goodjob: .. I'll race you anytime in the Viper, I didn't race the other week cause i had a rocker going out and making alot of noise.. FYI (shit happens when your running over 610 lift)... Smach my face in.. lol anyways ,Yeah i live in a Skank Apartment.. The same apartments that Del lives in also.. Oh and Chris don't be mad because you've had my dirty seconds.. You brought one of them to Wallace's Super bowl Party two years ago trying to show her off .. LOL I still laugh about that..

[Speedm0(\)key]

BRANDON FUCKING CRAFT ... You cross the line to many times, your camaro is slow as shit, I have already raped it once, and you where scared to race me again in the viper. I really would like the chance to just smash your face in so maybe you will just go away. You have no friends loser and the trailor jokes come on man, dont you live in a skank apartment with your dirt whore.


man.. dude. you lack sense of humor as much as you lack intelligence. die

[RedGTS]

... I don't give a fuck if i cross any of your lines... And actually i'm very happy not having friends like you anymore, I found that there are good people in this world and not all scums like you.. yeah you beat me once in your Vette. Granted i had a slipping trans and no tune.. But yes you won.. GOOD Kill:goodjob: .. I'll race you anytime in the Viper, I didn't race the other week cause i had a rocker going out and making alot of noise.. FYI (shit happens when your running over 610 lift)... Smach my face in.. lol anyways ,Yeah i live in a Skank Apartment.. The same apartments that Del lives in also.. Oh and Chris don't be mad because you've had my dirty seconds.. You brought one of them to Wallace's Super bowl Party two years ago trying to show her off .. LOL I still laugh about that..

1. we were never friends,pals, or amigos
2. didnt know I was scum, but would rather be that, than like you
3. My vette donkey raped your camaro....not just beat so dont play it down
4. All you have is ricer excuses all the time so lame and gay:jerkit: "my tranny, my lifters, bla bla bla ....car is a shitbox pos end of story.
5. still want to smash your face with a brick or hammer
6. dirty seconds? lets not pretend for a minute that you could pull any ass that I pull ever. You never banged that chick end of story ,you weigh 370lbs...she is hot:chuckles:

[Speedm0(\)key]

1. we were never friends,pals, or amigos
2. didnt know I was scum, but would rather be that, than like you
3. My vette donkey raped your camaro....not just beat so dont play it down
4. All you have is ricer excuses all the time so lame and gay:jerkit: "my tranny, my lifters, bla bla bla ....car is a shitbox pos end of story.
5. still want to smash your face with a brick or hammer
6. dirty seconds? lets not pretend for a minute that you could pull any ass that I pull ever. You never banged that chick end of story ,you weigh 370lbs...she is hot:chuckles:


guys can be fat, and still pull chicks..

however, never seen a retard pull anything, except peanuts out of his ass

[crafty]

guys can be fat, and still pull chicks..

however, never seen a retard pull anything, except peanuts out of his ass
lol:yay:

[crafty]

1. we were never friends,pals, or amigos
2. didnt know I was scum, but would rather be that, than like you
3. My vette donkey raped your camaro....not just beat so dont play it down
4. All you have is ricer excuses all the time so lame and gay:jerkit: "my tranny, my lifters, bla bla bla ....car is a shitbox pos end of story.
5. still want to smash your face with a brick or hammer
6. dirty seconds? lets not pretend for a minute that you could pull any ass that I pull ever. You never banged that chick end of story ,you weigh 370lbs...she is hot:chuckles:

LOL i'm only 216lbs.. And your right she is hott.. But here's the true story.. I hooked up with her best friend april first.. and then fucked her the next week.. Bring a brick and a hammer, i'll bring my **cal. nuff said

[benwaballs]

man you got me:jerkit: , a lot of white trash lives on east paces ferrry right? trailor parks everywhere, do you self a favor and never try to go blow to blow with me ever, you will always lose..ok?



and i wasnt talking about my tv and hut tub you idiot read the post I dont need to brag about anything




wow all that shit talking and you live w/ your parents? :goodjob: and yes i know you wernt talking about your money! but your coment showed that you are low class and will never have anyclass.even if it wasn't about your money.
quit talking about ppls money you dont know what anyone has.and if i could save 3,000 a month and live w/ my mommy and daddy i would drive a viper also. like i said quit being such a tool. ppl w/ money dont talk about it, just like accordm3 your the tool that brought his money into it! quit joking his nuts and buy a house!

[RedGTS]

wow all that shit talking and you live w/ your parents? :goodjob: and yes i know you wernt talking about your money! but your coment showed that you are low class and will never have anyclass.even if it wasn't about your money.
quit talking about ppls money you dont know what anyone has.and if i could save 3,000 a month and live w/ my mommy and daddy i would drive a viper also. like i said quit being such a tool. ppl w/ money dont talk about it, just like accordm3 your the tool that brought his money into it! quit joking his nuts and buy a house!

My house is bought ass fuk, accordm3 is my old roommate(so when someone was dogging him about being poor I corrected them). I pay the mom and dad about 500 month to let me use there other house..so no freeloading. You dont know shit about me so stop assuming.

[benwaballs]

My house is bought ass fuk, accordm3 is my old roommate(so when someone was dogging him about being poor I corrected them). I pay the mom and dad about 500 month to let me use there other house..so no freeloading. You dont know shit about me so stop assuming.

ill agree i dont know you and i could be wrong but you need to quit being such a punk all the time. and talking about how much ppl dont have! it gets old real quick.

[smackdown]

This is crap is better than T.V. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Speedm0(\)key]

My house is bought ass fuk, accordm3 is my old roommate(so when someone was dogging him about being poor I corrected them). I pay the mom and dad about 500 month to let me use there other house..so no freeloading. You dont know shit about me so stop assuming.


you guys get worked up too god damn easy.. like a bunch of manapausic bitches at a football game

[crafty]

you guys get worked up too god damn easy.. like a bunch of manapausic bitches at a football game

so true so true... I love it...

[Speedm0(\)key]

so true so true... I love it...


lol

[benwaballs]

so true so true... I love it...

:yay: +1

so is it true that crafty is a SpeedMonkey now :lmao:

[Julio]

you guys get worked up too god damn easy.. like a bunch of manapausic bitches at a football game




:lmao:

[collins]

well just damn, look what my little humorus thread has turned into! lol.



ok, redgts, i have a serious question for YOU this time.... exactly how old are you?

[PawnShopCEO]

LOL i'm only 216lbs..


if you put your camaro on the same scale... it would weigh 742 lbs

[GirlieZ]

My house is bought ass fuk, accordm3 is my old roommate(so when someone was dogging him about being poor I corrected them). I pay the mom and dad about 500 month to let me use there other house..so no freeloading. You dont know shit about me so stop assuming.
correct grammar is their. For example:
I pay my mom and dad about 500 a month to let me use thier other house.

I think that dudebuddy just needs to go get a GED or ESL course since his sentences are twisted to begin with not to mention his poor grammar.

[crafty]

if you put your camaro on the same scale... it would weigh 742 lbs

lol..

:chuckles: :eye: :rant: :2up: :smilefu: :zxflipoff :stfu: :cussing: :321:

[RedGTS]

well just damn, look what my little humorus thread has turned into! lol.



ok, redgts, i have a serious question for YOU this time.... exactly how old are you?

23 why?

[RedGTS]

correct grammar is their. For example:
I pay my mom and dad about 500 a month to let me use thier other house.

I think that dudebuddy just needs to go get a GED or ESL course since his sentences are twisted to begin with not to mention his poor grammar.

Im sick of all these slim shady wannabes

do me a favor and go "mack" some hoes or something

[RedGTS]

Then this fag corrects me on my grammar, and then spells the word wrong in his example of the correct spelling.................owned fag

nice try ass

[PawnShopCEO]

correct grammar is their. For example:
I pay my mom and dad about 500 a month to let me use thier other house.

I think that dudebuddy just needs to go get a GED or ESL course since his sentences are twisted to begin with not to mention his poor grammar.


why does that matter? apparentlya in the US you can just speak broken english and own a 350z/sti/evo

[collins]

23 why?

just curious. you act like justine's 5 year old nephew.


:lmfao: slim shady wannabe? hahahaha far from it man.

[collins]

why does that matter? apparentlya in the US you can just speak broken english and own a 350z/sti/evo

lol but those are just rice piles, since vipers are GOD! :rolleyes:

[Speedm0(\)key]

why does that matter? apparentlya in the US you can just speak broken english and own a 350z/sti/evo


actually i speak better english than everyone i've ever met at kennesaw. no offense

[PawnShopCEO]

well you've never met me... so i guess i couldnt be offended

[Speedm0(\)key]

well you've never met me... so i guess i couldnt be offended

i guess so farmer john

[GirlieZ]

just throwing a loop out their...glad you caught it...but you should consider studing " how to create a deductive argurement"...you will go farther in life!

[RedGTS]

here we go again....maybe YOU should just plain study............. its argument not arguement

Im furthur in life than you will ever be thanks:)

[GirlieZ]

dont start with me, u dont know who i am. if u want to play that who my parents are yadda yadda go ahead bc i would own u there too...lol man domestic fags FTW

[Julio]

why does that matter? apparentlya in the US you can just speak broken english and own a 350z/sti/evo


Keep going, theres plenty more vehicles in that list...

[GirlieZ]

and a TT FTW

[RedGTS]

you win, I lose....ok

[collins]

HA!