Pranks!!

[Macro]

damn i fucking hate them....yesterday mornin my little brothe, 7 years old decides to get a pair of needle nose pliars and yank 3423 nose hairs and was still pulling, while my other brother 18 years old was video taping it and laughing. while my girlfriend was laughing her ass off too.. Now i'm a cool ass guy, but dont bother me while i'm sleeping or sleepy i'm get grouchy... i'm thinking of some come back for those fuckers...any ideas....

[Kevykev]

.any ideas....

Stand over them in a black robe covered from head to toe at night, do something to wake them up. then just stare at them.

[HyPer50]

He yanked out your nose hairs with pliers? I would of thought it would be an instant irresistable urge to throw the lil bastard through a wall right away... guess thats just me.

[chuck]

yeah, who needs a prank, give the kid a good old ass whooping....unless he's like 10 or something, then just take his bicycle chain or wheel or something and throw it up in the highest tree you can find...lol.
my gf's little brother thought it'd be funny to hit me with a water balloon one day so i threw his whole bike in the neighborhood pool...but then i had to go get it for him

[iNsTuN nOoDoH]

damn... do what julio did... bust in the door while he's takin a shit and take a pic.

[JustinSane110™]

He yanked out your nose hairs with pliers? I would of thought it would be an instant irresistable urge to throw the lil bastard through a wall right away... guess thats just me.
Same here, haha. Wait til they're sleep then wrap them to their beds really tight with saran wrap and/or duct tape and then put a few drops of the hottest tobasco or whatever you got in their mouth and laugh when they try to get up. Gotta be sure their hands are inside the wrapping or it wont work for very long.

[quickdodge®]

Stand over them in a black robe covered from head to toe at night, do something to wake them up. then just stare at them.

Lolol. It works. Believe me. Later, QD.

[HEATON]

He's 7? Tell him Santa isnt real. If he doesnt already know, that will scar him for life..cant be any better pay back then that.

[Tasuki_Civic]

i know a good prank but im sure you cant use it on him. ths one is for your best friend or you enemy. take a shit in top part of the toilet where the plug is. it will sit for days and no one will know where the smell is coming from. lmao it gets people everytime. and they only way to get it out is to pick it up out the water and then flush it down the toilet.

[4dmin]

you got owned

[chuck]

i know a good prank but im sure you cant use it on him. ths one is for your best friend or you enemy. take a shit in top part of the toilet where the plug is. it will sit for days and no one will know where the smell is coming from. lmao it gets people everytime. and they only way to get it out is to pick it up out the water and then flush it down the toilet.
aka "the upper decker" ...classic, sometimes i wish more resturants had the toilets where you could do that.

[Macro]

Same here, haha. Wait til they're sleep then wrap them to their beds really tight with saran wrap and/or duct tape and then put a few drops of the hottest tobasco or whatever you got in their mouth and laugh when they try to get up. Gotta be sure their hands are inside the wrapping or it wont work for very long.

i like this one....and the upper decker...hell no i live in the same house...

[lilREDbombshell]

hahhahaha well you could always us the shaving cream one that one always works or you can do the warm bucket of water one.

[Macro]

i'm thinking about ice cold water when they are sleeping...just taking off the sheets and pouring them with the freezing cold water..

[Bajjani]

put their hand in warm water while they are sleeping, then the bed shall be wet w/o you pouring anything!

[IndianStig]

i'm thinking about ice cold water when they are sleeping...just taking off the sheets and pouring them with the freezing cold water..
No this could send them in shock and kill them. My teachers brother died from having ice cold water thrown at him.

I say pull the plug on the alarm clocks and hide the keys too there cars.

Or you could spray silly putty in there hair and take a picture and coppy it 1000 times and post it up everywhere.

[Macro]

didn't know that...

[Bajjani]

Umm, the chances of someone dying from having ice water thrown on them is almost impossible. The drastic change in temperature sends your body to shock, but when your asleep your body tempature is lower than when your awake. Meaning it would be easier to kill someone by throwing ice water on them when they are awake than when sleeping, better yet after they get done running because your body tempatures then risen from the activity. The person probably had a heart attack and died from that..more likely than from system shock.

[speedracer41]

put their hand in warm water while they are sleeping, then the bed shall be wet w/o you pouring anything!


or just dump the ice cold water on them, that is the best one.

[IndianStig]

true, he had just finished a basketball game for his HS in TN

[speedminded]

or just dump the ice cold water on them, that is the best one.making them piss on themselves is far more funny than just ice water...cold water isn't an embarassment that could last years.

A quick funny one is put a rubber band on the sprayer next to the kitchen faucet...whenever someone turns the water on it sprays the crap out of them.

But all that above is childs play, you need something with lasting effects, something like unscrewing the shower head and pour in kool-aid or hi-c powdered drink mix then reinstall...red works well.

along with the color scheme, dyes in the shampoo work well...especially head & shoulders and other odd colored shampoos. Combine wash and curl with the shampoo and you have instant poodle hair for weeks.

[IndianStig]

You are very evil, evil I say. Where can you buy those dyes? :D

[speedminded]

You are very evil, evil I say. Where can you buy those dyes? :Djust about any grocery or drug store...or wally world, tarjhey, etc.

[Cliff]

damn i fucking hate them....yesterday mornin my little brothe, 7 years old decides to get a pair of needle nose pliars and yank 3423 nose hairs and was still pulling, while my other brother 18 years old was video taping it and laughing. while my girlfriend was laughing her ass off too.. Now i'm a cool ass guy, but dont bother me while i'm sleeping or sleepy i'm get grouchy... i'm thinking of some come back for those fuckers...any ideas....

i think you should thank him...if you had 3423 nose hairs you have got to be lookin and be able to smell MUCH MUCH MUCH better so.....

[IndianStig]

i think you should thank him...if you had 3423 nose hairs you have got to be lookin and be able to smell MUCH MUCH MUCH better so.....
True, but I think those nose/ear hair trimmers JCPenney, Belks, and Big Lots uses as counter items would be slighlty more civilized. Ahh, trimming your ear hair with something that has booger hair on it. :D

[speedminded]

laxatives in the food work pretty well....milkshakes are perfect.

If you really wanna get them crush up some viagra...little man will be walking around with a pup tent for hours not knowing what the hell is going on.

[IndianStig]

Hey I was thinking about pulling a prank at my school by putting laxatives in the food at lunch, but I need to know how much too put in the Nacho Meat Tub and Cheese Tub.

[Cliff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at work my friend was planning on quiting cause his manager was pissing him off so that day when he was sent to get lunch he poured out laxative pills into his tacos....his managaer turned red after 10 minutes started sweating and went to the bathroom and my friend walked outside got in his car and left...haven't seen him since

[SkrrEuroSportGLI]

Look the best thing to do is Antique him...make sure you have a video camera or a camera.......so that you have proof then make copies go to his school and start posting....LMFAO.....
Or you could pour some kind of yellow liquid on him...so it looks like pee...And post those pics at his school....FUCK HIM UP.....Holla

[speedminded]

Hey I was thinking about pulling a prank at my school by putting laxatives in the food at lunch, but I need to know how much too put in the Nacho Meat Tub and Cheese Tub.Liquid type for that, just pour it in and stir it up...

[Buford®]

My favorite is to make someone drink a lot of water before they go to bed, then after they fall asleep, put siran wrap on their toilte rim, so when they wake up in the middle of the night, having to piss their brains out, it will just bounce off the wrap..... Make sure to do it below the seat, though.

[RandomGuy]

Hey I was thinking about pulling a prank at my school by putting laxatives in the food at lunch, but I need to know how much too put in the Nacho Meat Tub and Cheese Tub.
forget laxatives
theres something called phenolphthalein... its the shit they put in laxatives like theres like a fraction of a drop of it in a whole bottle of lax right... Put like a drop or two in the food... but its INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS... if too much is put in every1 can be shitting to death. Its SUPER STRONG u can get it on ebay or jack it from a Chemistry class. "phenolphthalein" used to detect acidity


one thing thats much safer and what I do commonly is ... Get a bottle thats almost out of shampoo...or a new type of shampoo that the victim has never seen... Empty out all of the contents... Refill it with Petroleum Jelly or Vaseline.... LOL Next time they take a shower, theyll be in there for a WHILE.

The thing bout Petroleum Jelly is that water tends to BEAD up on it... IT IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING TO GET IT OUT... It just doesnt come out and when you rub it with a towel it just pulls your hair... ITS FUNNY AS SHIT.

[SkrrEuroSportGLI]

Refill it with Petroleum Jelly or Vaseline
Damn I like that one I will have to try that.....Something that happened that wasn't meant as a prank but was funny....My uncle accidently washed his hair with Nair....yeah He losted a good bit of his hair....Damn that shit was funny

[HEATON]

^ Nair has to sit a while...The water should have washed it away or atleast most of it(enough not to make a big notice)

[speedracer41]

making them piss on themselves is far more funny than just ice water...cold water isn't an embarassment that could last years.

A quick funny one is put a rubber band on the sprayer next to the kitchen faucet...whenever someone turns the water on it sprays the crap out of them.

But all that above is childs play, you need something with lasting effects, something like unscrewing the shower head and pour in kool-aid or hi-c powdered drink mix then reinstall...red works well.

along with the color scheme, dyes in the shampoo work well...especially head & shoulders and other odd colored shampoos. Combine wash and curl with the shampoo and you have instant poodle hair for weeks.


Wow dude, you are pure evil. I like the kool-aid in the shower, that is genious

[speedminded]

^ Nair has to sit a while...The water should have washed it away or atleast most of it(enough not to make a big notice)that and the smell is so freakin horrible there is virtually no way to mistake it for anything else when opening it.

[Macro]

i'm gonna use the kool-aid on the big one and he warm water on the little one..

[Macro]

i'll post pics

[IndianStig]

forget laxatives
theres something called phenolphthalein... its the shit they put in laxatives like theres like a fraction of a drop of it in a whole bottle of lax right... Put like a drop or two in the food... but its INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS... if too much is put in every1 can be shitting to death. Its SUPER STRONG u can get it on ebay or jack it from a Chemistry class. "phenolphthalein" used to detect acidity


one thing thats much safer and what I do commonly is ... Get a bottle thats almost out of shampoo...or a new type of shampoo that the victim has never seen... Empty out all of the contents... Refill it with Petroleum Jelly or Vaseline.... LOL Next time they take a shower, theyll be in there for a WHILE.

The thing bout Petroleum Jelly is that water tends to BEAD up on it... IT IS INCREDIBLY ANNOYING TO GET IT OUT... It just doesnt come out and when you rub it with a towel it just pulls your hair... ITS FUNNY AS SHIT.

oh shit, we used some of that in our Chem Lab today, and we finish it tomorrow.
:toilet:
Its gonna be the shits for PRHS kids 2 morrow

[JustinSane110™]

^ Nair has to sit a while...The water should have washed it away or atleast most of it(enough not to make a big notice)
Unless you put it in the conditioner that has to sit for 5-10 minutes. You could always find the most embarrassing baby picture they have and run off a few hundred copies and pass them out at their school with their name in big bold letters across the top. :D

[Sirius R]

You could always cover their windshield with crushed Cheerios and fill the washer bottle with milk. When they hit the wipers to clean off the mess....Instant breakfast on the go. Very hard to clean out the milk after a quick drive to work.

Superglue the Zipper on every pair of their pants in the down position.

Wire the brake pedal to their horn trigger. (very easy for any car audio installer, even John)

The dead fish trick from Grumpy Old Men. I recommend hiding it in the console. It stinks way worse after being warmed by the transmission.

[RandomGuy]

Wire the brake pedal to their horn trigger. (very easy for any car audio installer, even John)


LOL damn thats awesome... how long does it usually take... and is it loud? Can it be done within 30 minutes relatively silently.

[Sirius R]

LOL damn thats awesome... how long does it usually take... and is it loud? Can it be done within 30 minutes relatively silently.

Yea, it can be done real quick on most cars. Have the installer add a hidden switch so YOU can turn it on and off when you feel like being a dick to the victim.

Have fun!

[speedminded]

LOL damn thats awesome... how long does it usually take... and is it loud? Can it be done within 30 minutes relatively silently.it can be done a whole lot easier with the windshield washer fluid pump since the horn (there is two, a high and a low) is within inches...with the brakes you'll have to run a couple wires a pretty good distance unless you can figure out how to jump the relays. Whatever you do don't mess with any yellow wires or connectors *Poof*

[Sirius R]

it can be done a whole lot easier with the windshield washer fluid pump since the horn (there is two, a high and a low) is within inches...with the brakes you'll have to run a couple wires a pretty good distance unless you can figure out how to jump the relays. Whatever you do don't mess with any yellow wires or connectors *Poof*

All cars have a horn trigger in the column. The brake trigger is also under the dash coming from the brake pedal. You can get +12V from the column or fuse box and -12V can be found at any metal under the dash.

You need a relay, switch and 20 minutes. All connections are done under the dash.