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FDslider
03-22-2006, 04:53 PM
Jimmy heard about magic at school, and he was curious, and tried to find out as much as he could about it. So he went to his mother for advice.

Jimmy asked, "Mother, what is magic?".

Being a broad question, she replied, "I'm not sure what you mean, go ask your father."

So Jimmy found his father in his office and asked him, "Father, what is magic?"

Again, with that question having an infinite number of answers, his father was stumped, so he responded, "Your uncle Tim is in the shed, go ask him, he knows ALL about magic."

So once again, curious little Jimmy wanted to find out, so he went to the shed and asked his uncle Tim, "Uncle Tim, what is magic?".

His uncle Tim thought long and hard, and he responded with excitement. "OK, Timmy, I'll show you some magic. Turn around and close your eyes. Now, pull down your pants." Jimmy felt something enter his butthole. Uncle Tim then said, "OK, Jimmy, open your eyes!" Uncle Tim was waving both of his hands in front of Jimmy's face and said, "See that, no hands. That's Magic!"
thinkfast®
03-22-2006, 05:03 PM
how rude
imbosile
03-22-2006, 05:04 PM
wtf
3kgtdrvr
03-22-2006, 06:17 PM
thats fucked up
FDslider
03-23-2006, 01:31 PM
hehe, yeah I know. It should have been expected that I would say some shit like that.
Brett
03-23-2006, 01:35 PM
Please explain human.
Stormhammer
03-23-2006, 01:59 PM
you sure he's human?
FDslider
03-23-2006, 02:02 PM
you sure he's human?
I'm human, I think. I'm just messed up in the head, plus I heard that when I was with the Formula BMW team this past fall/winter. You know how racing mechanics are!
ShogunStylez
03-23-2006, 02:04 PM
wow
The Golden Child
03-23-2006, 02:32 PM
that was disturbing fo real ..
FDslider
03-23-2006, 02:49 PM
that was disturbing fo real ..
hahaha, I love posting up shit like that
RandomGuy
03-23-2006, 03:12 PM
wtf
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:14 PM
haha, yes, I am the KING OF AWKWARDNESS! Guaranteed to make you feel wrong one post at a time.
b@d @pple
03-23-2006, 03:17 PM
^^^ douchebag!
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:18 PM
^^^ douchebag!



hahah funny you say that...I want a cheese burger :)
b@d @pple
03-23-2006, 03:20 PM
i find it kinda disturbing that a douchebag reminds you of a hamburger
fawk_you
03-23-2006, 03:22 PM
I almost lost my bowl of cereal. :eye: dear god that was disgusting. ahhhaha
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:24 PM
hahah funny you say that...I want a cheese burger :)

Ok, so you trying to steal my powers of awkwardness now!?!? WTF, get your own superpowers!
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:25 PM
i find it kinda disturbing that a douchebag reminds you of a hamburger


I was talking about you being one there dear!


HAHA

but you know I was kidding!
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:25 PM
OH SHIT!!!! MY LAST POST COUNT WAS 420! TIME TO GO SMOKE SOME WIZZEEEEEED! For sho! Holla if yous a smoka! or a joka. or a midnight toka!
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:26 PM
Ok, so you trying to steal my powers of awkwardness now!?!? WTF, get your own superpowers!


stop trying to be like me!
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:28 PM
stop trying to be like me!
please, I am 100% original. If I tried to be like you, I'd have to squat to take a piss. I bet your fluids run down your legs if you stand up! Right?
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:30 PM
please, I am 100% original. If I tried to be like you, I'd have to squat to take a piss. I bet your fluids run down your legs if you stand up! Right?


hmm bad come back....OMG


you can think and type at once...well arent you cool now..because you can pee standing up.....NOT!
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:37 PM
hmm bad come back....OMG


you can think and type at once...well arent you cool now..because you can pee standing up.....NOT!

hehe, I like you. We'd prolly get along if we ever met up. Too bad for you I never come around your parts of ATL!
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:39 PM
hehe, I like you. We'd prolly get along if we ever met up. Too bad for you I never come around your parts of ATL!


where are you from?
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:42 PM
where are you from?

If I say, everyone would say, " oh, that explains it "

Fuck it, I'm representing Oakwood, GA 30566! Right outside shitty ass Gainesville, 15-20 min. north of Mall of GA.

You?
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:42 PM
oh, Stoned Mountain, nm, I see it now
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:43 PM
If I say, everyone would say, " oh, that explains it "

Fuck it, I'm representing Oakwood, GA 30566! Right outside shitty ass Gainesville, 15-20 min. north of Mall of GA.

You?


actually Dahlonega
FDslider
03-23-2006, 03:48 PM
actually Dahlonega
ouch, sorry to hear that, for real. Almost as bad as Gainesville, but you have less retards with cars driving around!
babygurl
03-23-2006, 03:55 PM
Dahlonega is great thank you!