what would you do if?

[carrascopa]

a woman called you out of the blue and informed u that her 1yr old was infact yours????? would u claim it ir run FOr the hills... just curious

[Brett]

If she sleeps around or plays the field, Id get a paternity test done to prove it, then Id take up 100% for the child.

[Rabunchic]

Take $500 got to the DNA lab and make sure its yours!

[babygurl]

I agree with everyone else...DNA Test Maury FTW

[Leisa]

so... Alex.. do you need to tell us something?

[Nemesis]

Get a test, and if its yours, own up to being a man and take care of your kid.

[ahmonrah]

pretty much.

[The Yousef]

...paternity test

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

buahaha.. MAURY FTW..


but, it sounds like ENTRAPMENT... all the other baby daddy's ran.. maybe shes hoping you'll be like, ok, its mine and move on..

FUCKA THAT SHIT..

[Brett]

buahaha.. MAURY FTW..


but, it sounds like ENTRAPMENT... all the other baby daddy's ran.. maybe shes hoping you'll be like, ok, its mine and move on..

FUCKA THAT SHIT..

Well see, thats where the test that EVERYONE just mentioned comes into play

[PhAtBoYMr2]

call jerry springer.....Hell give you one of them dna test for free.....

On a real note, Some girls will just do that to put you in a trap, their scandlouz like that, you know how it goes, you meet a girl, you break up with her, she still wants you to the point shes stalking you, and the only way she can keep you in her life is by saying "im pregnant" and your the daddy.....seen it happen all too many times with my homies and what not........

but yeah def get that blood test done, thats the only way you can be 100% sure.

[1439/2000]

hide

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

buahaha.. he can go on TV and just plug the hell outta IA with a shirt..

but I think me personally, I wouldn't go on TV for that.. maybe, for a free trip?

[The Golden Child]

yea what ever one said ..

take the test and if its really yours be the father ..

[PhAtBoYMr2]

i would laugh my ass off if i saw alex on tv............me, ricky, and the rest of the asshole crew would be in the audience gettin crunk as fuck throwing shoes at the stage, booing, and throwin up gang signs all over the place.........they probaly wouldnt even play that episode because it would be rated R

[thinkfast®]

I'd dip to Mexico for about 2 years, then when new years comes you can join everyone else on a new coast, a new life, start all over man. Atlanta's been good

Juarez is nice, Guerrero is the shit

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

i would laugh my ass off if i saw alex on tv............me, ricky, and the rest of the asshole crew would be in the audience gettin crunk as fuck throwing shoes at the stage, booing, and throwin up gang signs all over the place.........they probaly wouldnt even play that episode because it would be rated R



they'd put it on a dvd: uncut.. and sell it for $20

[The Golden Child]

they'd put it on a dvd: uncut.. and sell it for $20

tro0o .. bootleg $5 bucks ..

[Vteckidd]

kick her down the stairs





























seriously, take a paternity test ot determine if its yours, if it is, handle your business. if its not, make her reimburse you for the paternity test

[thinkfast®]

hahaha

IA: UNCUT ASSHOLES IN YOUR MUTHA$%*&^# CARA!!

[carrascopa]

i cant have children.. it is a physical impossability for me to have children..its just not medically possible..

you guys suck, you guys just put what the right thing to do is.. me personally id tell the biatch to fuck off.. if she waited a yr to tell me than screw her

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

tro0o .. bootleg $5 bucks ..


selling the dvd out of the trunk at NP/V meets

[The Golden Child]

i cant have children.. it is a physical impossability for me to have children..its just not medically possible..

you guys suck, you guys just put what the right thing to do is.. me personally id tell the biatch to fuck off.. if she waited a yr to tell me than screw her

medically meaning you got your balls chopped ??

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hahaha

IA: UNCUT ASSHOLES IN YOUR MUTHA$%*&^# CARA!!


haha will have girlie images show up with us for the topless mud wrestling contest, and well have a gangsta midget coming out with a 40 in his hand with shades on saying hes the real father of the baby, lol man we should put this shit in the events section!!!!

[The Golden Child]

haha will have girlie images show up with us for the topless mud wrestling contest, and well have a gangsta midget coming out with a 40 in his hand with shades on saying hes the real father of the baby, lol man we should put this shit in the events section!!!!

hahahaha OG small people in shades with a OLD E ..
i bet you anything you would run if you see a pack of them chase you down and try to bite your ankle ..

[The Golden Child]

what son !!!

http://home.cfl.rr.com/desagun/images/mini-me.jpg

[thinkfast®]

man Mark you are too funny

PhatMr2, 2
thinkfast, 2,380

[PhAtBoYMr2]

man Mark you are too funny

PhatMr2, 2
thinkfast, 2,380

oh snap son! im comin up in this bitch!!

[thinkfast®]

hells yea. you'll catch me before you know it!!

:cups hand: as long as you keep passin out beers!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hells yea. you'll catch me before you know it!!

:cups hand: as long as you keep passin out beers!!

i told yall fools, im not in charge of beer anymore, Your going to have to find someone new.......

I QUIT!

We should make Kallie our beer getter know, she can open the bottles off her booty...hahaha j/p kallie i luv you...... :)

[2mchbooty]

i cant have children.. it is a physical impossability for me to have children..its just not medically possible..

you guys suck, you guys just put what the right thing to do is.. me personally id tell the biatch to fuck off.. if she waited a yr to tell me than screw her
I agree. If she waited that long then she probably has no idea who the daddy is either!!!!!!!!

[2mchbooty]

i told yall fools, im not in charge of beer anymore, Your going to have to find someone new.......

I QUIT!

We should make Kallie our beer getter know, she can open the bottles off her booty...hahaha j/p kallie i luv you...... :)
:lmfao: I gotcha man! lol...

[thinkfast®]

Kallie wheres my drink hoochie

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

ohhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt... alex, you a daddy?

[thinkfast®]

just like dady, whooa, yea yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

GOT'CHA BITCH!

[ALVIN]

She waited a year man...thats way too long not to tell the daddy if in fact you are the dad. If its medically impossible for you to not have a baby then tell her that shit...and if she takes you to court than you can prove her ass wrong. Or paternity test after she signs a contract that she will reimburse you if she is infact wrong. That way if she doesn't pay that Judge Judy bitches.

[Red]

I'd ask for a DNA test just to make sure.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

just like dady, whooa, yea yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea

[B]GOT'CHA BITCH![B]


hahaha :lmfao:

GOTCHA BITCH!

[{X}Echo419]

1 word...Canada

[CALIWEST]

DNA TEST

[JustinSane110™]

i told yall fools, im not in charge of beer anymore, Your going to have to find someone new.......

I QUIT!

We should make Kallie our beer getter know, she can open the bottles off her booty...hahaha j/p kallie i luv you...... :)
The fuck you talkin bout, what is this "our" beers you talkin bout, LIRL!! Step your game up, then we might consider inducting you into the Asshole Crew, but until then... keep them beers cold PUTO!!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

The fuck you talkin bout, what is this "our" beers you talkin bout, LIRL!! Step your game up, then we might consider inducting you into the Asshole Crew, but until then... keep them beers cold PUTO!!!


I think i would be the sweetest member of the asshole crew, the ladies lick me up like candy....haha, ok........that was lame....wtf you thinking mark???? :confused:


but anyways, Mr. Justinsane i dont mind getting you beer because i know you get 1 your good for the night...... :rly: :rly: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[MongolPup]

You know what they say.....

If she gets pregnant
You gotta kill her.


really though, if it is your kid you sure as hell better take care of it and the baby momma.

[JustinSane110™]

but anyways, Mr. Justinsane i dont mind getting you beer because i know you get 1 your good for the night...... :rly: :rly: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Haha, man please. :lmfao:
Ain't we been over this before, I can handle my shit, Kallie can vouch for that. Try again! :eye:

[Brady]

canada.

[Kevykev]

Deoxyrybonucleaic ACID Test

if I spelled that right?

[thinkfast®]

where the fuk you been at Kev,

fuk man I feel like you got kidnapped homey

[ALVIN]

it seems like kev only gets to type a couple words a day and that he picks the most importanta threads to be heard in...maybe they got his hands tied behind his back and thats all he can type a day

[efman]

her house would burn down the next week.... j/k i would be a man about it and probaly marry the chick

[Kevykev]

What up RicK!


that he picks the most importanta


IMPORTANTA??


TELEMUNDO? :confused:

[ALVIN]

sorry my fingers got excited and skipped a couple letters...

[Kevykev]

was that spanish for some shit or what bro?

[ALVIN]

nah just when I type ImportAtlanta I skip the damn "L" lol.

[4dmin]

be like bitch hell no you swallowed that shit :2up:

does the kid look like you?

[Kevykev]

nah just when I type ImportAtlanta I skip the damn "L" lol.


So the "L" was supposed to be silent?

[ALVIN]

it was supposed to be in there but if you can say atlanta without the l than sure. lol. The L ... ahh I give up. I made a mistake lol

[Kevykev]

The L ... ahh I give up. I made a mistake lol

Thank You, no further questions! :)

[ALVIN]

Thank You, no further questions! :)

:goodjob:

[Dragonfly5338]

Deoxyrybonucleaic ACID Test

if I spelled that right?

Deoxyribonucleic Acid. =)

[RISKYB]

for real make sure its yours and if not then beat her ass for tryin to play you

[ALVIN]

row(sp) vs wade (for men)...on the news last night.

[Sirius R]

Paternity test. I’d make her agree that if the test is negative, she pays for the test. If the test is positive….congrats Daddy.