*RANT* A MySpace message I received this morning...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

HIM: wats good babygurl? u lookin good and i wanna kno wat turns u on ma,wat makes ur pussy wet,cause i got a thick hard black dick 4 u,holla back if u wanna meet up

ME: Ma? Is that really how you come onto girls, cause if it is, you should consider jumping off a fuckin cliff... show a lady some respect homie.


:2up:WTF?! What's up with these damn idiots that think they have game? I hate it when guys say some stupid shit like that.. errrrrrrggg.. It really pisses me off!

/Rant.

[Rabunchic]

WTF??? What an ass

[MongolPup]

lol @ myspace pimps.

translation:
damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!

[v3rd1g0]

every pretty girl on myspace has to deal with that stuff. my friend shows me thse all the time. each time they get funnier and funnier

[A.P. Photography]

~shakes head and hands tiff a drink~

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

~shakes head and hands tiff a drink~

oh the perfect way to start off a friday morning... and a long day!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

lol @ myspace pimps.

translation:
damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!

nice translation... if you look in his profile, he's got 2 pics, his senior pic AND one of him riding to school in his mommy's minivan...

[Sibious]

lol @ myspace pimps.

translation:
damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!
:lmfao: haha thats so true

[2mchbooty]

I get some real winners messaging me on there too! lol...

[MongolPup]

lol want me to translate post it up.

I'm bored.

[silver]

every pretty girl on myspace has to deal with that stuff. my friend shows me thse all the time. each time they get funnier and funnierMy Favorite so far was some China man wanting me to marry him and provide for our family while he stayed home and took care of the house duties and the children.. wtf, lol

[v3rd1g0]

My Favorite so far was some China man wanting me to marry him and provide for our family while he stayed home and took care of the house duties and the children.. wtf, lol

hahahhahahahaha oh man i'd love to see that one. holy crap that takes the cake

[silver]

hahahhahahahaha oh man i'd love to see that one. holy crap that takes the cake

Lol.. I deleted it a while ago.. but I think its posted around here somewhere, lol

[2mchbooty]

I had one guy say I was the woman of his dreams and he wanted to fly me to california and marry him and raise "our"(meaning MY) daughter together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH :eek:

[MongolPup]

need a direct quote por favor

[2mchbooty]

need a direct quote por favor
do i just go on myspace and copy and paste? Im a lil behind with this stuff...

[MongolPup]

yeah whatever message he sent you.

[2mchbooty]

it wont let me sign on...it says there is an error :confused: When I can get on I will find it, but I have never deleted my messages so I have like 100somethin pages! :doh:

[A.P. Photography]

it wont let me sign on...it says there is an error :confused: When I can get on I will find it, but I have never deleted my messages so I have like 100somethin pages! :doh:
I am sure those pics on the stairs just fueled the fire :tongue:

[AtifSajid]

yeah i had one that a girl sent me saying she wanted to do a threesome with me with another girlfriend of hers and they were all models...i was like wtf..do you think im a manwhore or something..shhhheeessss....

[SpoonedEG]

post his link so we can make fun of his face!

[MongolPup]

*bides time*

[v3rd1g0]

myspace: the land when boys can be boys and girls can be 35 year old men wanting to ass pound u XD

[edit]having trouble typing so if when you first read it it's all jumbled i'll edit XD

[MongolPup]

someone hit me up when she posts up, i've got one all ready.

[Flip]

lol @ myspace pimps.

translation:
damn girl its friday and i'm home alone again at my moms house. i was looking at hot girls on myspace because I imagine they are all my girlfriends and I'm so good in bed they call me for booty calls. I just ordered some enlargement pills, that way the next time I hire a hooker she won't laugh at me before walking out. HOLLA AT A PIMP!

LOL ^ FTW

[Dragonfly5338]

Damn, that shit doesn't work?

I'm gonna have to try another line to try and pick up chicks on myspace. The dumbest website on earth, bwahaha.

Don't want freaks messaging you? Stop putting pictures of yourself all over the internet! :D

[2mchbooty]

UGHHH it wont let me sign onto my account!

[Dragonfly5338]

yeah i had one that a girl sent me saying she wanted to do a threesome with me with another girlfriend of hers and they were all models...i was like wtf..do you think im a manwhore or something..shhhheeessss....

Yes. Now come over, Atif. ;)

[v3rd1g0]

yeah it's being a biotch.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Damn, that shit doesn't work?

I'm gonna have to try another line to try and pick up chicks on myspace. The dumbest website on earth, bwahaha.

Don't want freaks messaging you? Stop putting pictures of yourself all over the internet! :D

damn it val, lol! i know.. i don't care about the messages, they crack me up.. I'm just saying, some people should have some common sense... lol

[ARFNSX]

damn it val, lol! i know.. i don't care about the messages, they crack me up.. I'm just saying, some people should have some common sense... lol


If you didnt like my message you should have just said so, you didnt have to announce it to the entire board ma! Telling me to jump off of a cliff ma is a bit excessive...dont you think ma?

[Nemesis]

why even respond to those messages ?

[Dragonfly5338]

why even respond to those messages ?


Because Tiff wants some big black cock, bwahahaha.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

If you didnt like my message you should have just said so, you didnt have to announce it to the entire board ma! Telling me to jump off of a cliff ma is a bit excessive...dont you think ma?

haha.. nope... and I really didn't mean a cliff with water underneath it, unless there are tons of rocks..

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Because Tiff wants some big black cock, bwahahaha.

oh yea! you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back! lol.. :eek::lmfao:

[v3rd1g0]

oh yea! you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back! lol.. :eek::lmfao:


pssshh hahahahahaha i totally disagree

[MongolPup]

*sees thread sliding in TOTALLY wrong direction*

[MongolPup]

The leg humpers are gonna roll in soon.

"oh girl i ain't black but you'll be COME-ing back 4 more... hit me up!"

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

I've never slept or done anything with any black guy... but this is not a racist thread, so no one better start that bullshit...

[v3rd1g0]

I've never slept or done anything with any black guy... but this is not a racist thread, so no one better start that bullshit...

now that u've said that u'll people will start shit for the hell of it....many peeps love the edrama haha

[Vteckidd]

that is hilarious. every once in awhile i get one from some slut thats like "i liked your profile you look hot lets do it"

i always respond with "sure, i love to spread my herpes around"

i usually never here back from them. Lazy bastards, just go out into the REAL WORLD and meet some chicks, and certainly dont walk up to them and say "how are you , my name is joe, can i stick it in you" lol

[v3rd1g0]

and say "how are you , my name is joe, can i stick it in you" lol

that has been proven to work 1 out of 10 tries....can we say freshman in high school and totally bored at the mall XD

[MongolPup]

^ are you fucking kidding me?

[tony]

hmm.. wonder how many times that has worked for him, sadly there are some women that would find that sh*t attractive

[MongolPup]

yeah whatever. i've been listening to the same 2 three 6 songs since 840.

[Darling Nikki]

That sucks Tiff. Stupid ass wanna be pimps! I have yet to recieve a message like that. Thank God.

[chnco]

That sucks Tiff. Stupid ass wanna be pimps! I have yet to recieve a message like that. Thank God.

That's because you're not gangsta.

[thinkfast®]

YEA NICKIE, MAYBE IF YOU QUIT HATIN ON PEOPLE SO MUCH FTW WTF!!!!

HAN

[Vteckidd]

That sucks Tiff. Stupid ass wanna be pimps! I have yet to recieve a message like that. Thank God.
nice shoes, wanna fuck

[Darling Nikki]

That's because you're not gangsta.

Bitch please...whatcha know bout Gangsta?

[MongolPup]

I sense great anger in the force.... thats two negative posts in two threads!

[Darling Nikki]

YEA NICKIE, MAYBE IF YOU QUIT HATIN ON PEOPLE SO MUCH FTW WTF!!!!

HAN


Thats right...just like you Ricky! HATIN ASS RICKY!!!! har!!!!!!!!

[AtifSajid]

oh yea! you know what they say, once you go black, you never go back! lol.. :eek::lmfao:

NO NO NO!!

Its once you go BROWN you always be down!

[AtifSajid]

That sucks Tiff. Stupid ass wanna be pimps! I have yet to recieve a message like that. Thank God.

You want one? LOL

[v3rd1g0]

^ lol +1

[chnco]

Bitch please...whatcha know bout Gangsta?

gangsta:

One who willfully promotes and participates in destructive and self-serving culture in an effort to project a particular image of 'toughness' or to make oneself intimidating. Willingness to blatantly and horrifically misuse English is a necessity, as is a low IQ and sub-par education (or at least the appearance thereof)."I'd love to be a gangsta, but I fear I'm not stupid enough."

[Darling Nikki]

^Na I already have a few and I can't keep up with most of them....but thanks :goodjob:

[Darling Nikki]

gangsta:

One who willfully promotes and participates in destructive and self-serving culture in an effort to project a particular image of 'toughness' or to make oneself intimidating. Willingness to blatantly and horrifically misuse English is a necessity, as is a low IQ and sub-par education (or at least the appearance thereof)."I'd love to be a gangsta, but I fear I'm not stupid enough."

wow I am pretty impressed you actually took up the time to look the definition up. Thank you how kind of you. :goodjob: Are you stating that I wish I could be a gangsta and be cool like that? :confused:

[chnco]

wow I am pretty impressed you actually took up the time to look the definition up. Thank you how kind of you. :goodjob: Are you stating that I wish I could be a gangsta and be cool like that? :confused:

We've already discussed this, you're too stupid to be gangsta!

[v3rd1g0]

oh shit! ouch...

[MongolPup]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooh shit. collins post so i can rep you.

[Darling Nikki]

We've already discussed this, you're too stupid to be gangsta!

hahahahhA Too stupid to be a gangsta....I honestly don't think I would ever want to be a gangsta....did your definition state that a gangsta requires having a low IQ? hmmmmm your the dumbass. :D

[thinkfast®]

ONCE YOU GO BROWN YOU'LL COME AROUND!! NICKIE WADUP?!? HAHAHAN

[Darling Nikki]

^WHATS up sexy RICKY??

[thinkfast®]

I'm smellin extra good today in case you were wonderin

took a baño con soap y todo

[v3rd1g0]

i was wonderin what that smell was....

[thinkfast®]

its all me son

why you sniffin my neck anyways?

PLEASE EXPLAIN CABRON

[Darling Nikki]

I'm smellin extra good today in case you were wonderin

took a baño con soap y todo

Damn thats SEXYYY!!!

[thinkfast®]

yea hotness

you know what else is hot, some rims... you find out on them 22's yet hoochie? :D

20's would be straight too!!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

oh my

[Darling Nikki]

yea hotness

you know what else is hot, some rims... you find out on them 22's yet hoochie? :D

20's would be straight too!!


Babe...You gotta tell me which wheels you want not just the size...what kind of wheels do you want?? It makes a huge difference.

[Darling Nikki]

oh my

Hey sexy lady! :D

[thinkfast®]

Babe...You gotta tell me which wheels you want not just the size...what kind of wheels do you want?? It makes a huge difference.

black/hyperblack mulitspoke, chrome lip and chrome rivets..

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Hey sexy lady! :D

hello gorgeous! how uuuu doin?!

[psychodrama_81]

I always get those damn spammer messages or some fat chick triyng to talk to me....

I have nothing against fat chicks, I just dont like them...:D

[thinkfast®]

fat chicks need love too


they just gotta pay

[psychodrama_81]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! FTW YOU FAT BITCHES GOTTA PAY UP!!!

[Darling Nikki]

hello gorgeous! how uuuu doin?!

Doing pretty good this beautiful day...how is the world treatin ya? :)

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Doing pretty good this beautiful day...how is the world treatin ya? :)

The world sucks, life's good, and today I'm couped up in an office.. damn it

[Darling Nikki]

^I know that feeling. My boss took me to lunch and now I am sitting at my desk checking off my warranty schedule. lol I am getting tired :(

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

haha. i'm planning my car show

[thinkfast®]

sooo, black w/ chrome lip...

hmm

[Darling Nikki]

Tiff~ Oh really???

Ricky~ ok I will talk to my boy for ya...so DUBS or duce duces?

[thinkfast®]

see wadup w/ dubs.. I dont know how I would turn on 22's haha

for real though!! let me know the deal ASAP girl

[JustinSane110™]

see wadup w/ dubs.. I dont know how I would turn on 22's haha

for real though!! let me know the deal ASAP girl
MIGHTY CONE FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!!

[thinkfast®]

HAHAHA PUNTA!! TELL ME AGAIN!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

Yea, Nickie.. It will be in May.. You'll be receiving flyers soon at meets.

[chnco]

silly white girl.

[JustinSane110™]

HAHAHA PUNTA!! TELL ME AGAIN!
MIGHTY CONE!!!!!!!

Yea, Nickie.. It will be in May.. You'll be receiving flyers soon at meets.
I want a flyer, but I dunno if my rice ass truck would be allowed... :( :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

ITS GOTTA RUN 12SEC FTW BRYAN DUMB SON OF A BEESH!!

[JustinSane110™]

ITS GOTTA RUN 12SEC FTW BRYAN DUMB SON OF A BEESH!!
BUMPIN ALL THE WAY DOWN THE 1/4 MILE FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

MIGHTY CONE!!!!!!!

I want a flyer, but I dunno if my rice ass truck would be allowed... :( :lmfao:

haha.. it's a charity show for children's cancer, everyone is allowed.

[thinkfast®]

WIT HEAVY CHROME MIGHTY CONE!!

[JustinSane110™]

haha.. it's a charity show for children's cancer, everyone is allowed.
BUT WHAT IF THE RICEYOCITY OF THE TRUCK SCARES THE KIDS?!?!?! NICKIE SAID MY TRUCK IS ALMOST LIKE GUCCI MANE, TALKIN BOUT "I'M SO RIIIIIIICEEEEEEY, SO RICEEEEEEY" FTW DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

BUT WHAT IF THE RICEYOCITY OF THE TRUCK SCARES THE KIDS?!?!?! NICKIE SAID MY TRUCK IS ALMOST LIKE GUCCI MANE, TALKIN BOUT "I'M SO RIIIIIIICEEEEEEY, SO RICEEEEEEY" FTW DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!! :lmfao: :lmfao:
haha

[Darling Nikki]

silly white girl.

who u calling silly white girl?

[Darling Nikki]

haha.. it's a charity show for children's cancer, everyone is allowed.

cool i will be looking for the flyers when they come out

[chnco]

who u calling silly white girl?

THE silly white girl.

[Darling Nikki]

^okie whatever you say

[chnco]

^okie whatever you say

aren't you suppose to be working?

White girls never do their job.

Fucking wanker!!

[Darling Nikki]

^Na I am off lol getting my cell turned back on wanker!

[Kevykev]

cause i got a thick hard black dick 4 u,holla back if u wanna meet up.


hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa :lmfao:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

kevin, are you guilty?

[B16a2 Civic]

homeboy spittin mad game son

[HalfBaked]

:(

I was trying to find your myspace link. I was going to send you another message spitting just as much game. But I couldn't find your link.

[B16a2 Civic]

Halfbaked is the IA Milton Bradley, he has nothin but game son!

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

:(

I was trying to find your myspace link. I was going to send you another message spitting just as much game. But I couldn't find your link.

haha... www.myspace.com/tiffybell

[HalfBaked]

haha... www.myspace.com/tiffybell (http://www.myspace.com/tiffybell)

You got a message...

It is hot, so make sure you are wearing undies you don't mind soiling...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

you're hung like a small white boi?! lol

[HalfBaked]

you're hung like a small white boi?! lol

OMG I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!

*runs off to crying to cuddle in bed with blanket while sucking his thumb*

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

OMG I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!

*runs off to crying to cuddle in bed with blanket while sucking his thumb*

haha