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thinkfast®
03-14-2006, 10:37 PM
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart in Norcross and it could happen to you.



Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, also yesterday and it will probably happen again tonight.
RandomGuy
03-14-2006, 10:39 PM
lol
5thgcelica
03-14-2006, 10:45 PM
hahahahah
Brady
03-14-2006, 10:46 PM
thats probably the best thing you have ever posted...haha just kidding man but that is pretty daggum funny.
A.P. Photography
03-14-2006, 10:49 PM
:lmao:
devinwebb907
03-14-2006, 10:51 PM
come on ive seen this on here at least twice. goddddddd
Seymour222
03-14-2006, 11:13 PM
I was totally believing the story until the end, good one.
never2loud
03-14-2006, 11:22 PM
why cant bad shit ever happen to me
ShogunStylez
03-14-2006, 11:39 PM
i would get a bunch of cheap wallets, put a dolla in each one, and do alot of "shopping" at wal-mart
YoshiFD3S
03-14-2006, 11:42 PM
I say just keep a couple spare $5 empty wallets in the car and swap em' out.

LOL!!
dodgekota
03-14-2006, 11:43 PM
uh... where in norcross is it...?
ShogunStylez
03-14-2006, 11:44 PM
I say just keep a couple spare $5 empty wallets in the car and swap em' out.

LOL!!

pure genius!
Georgia_boy
03-14-2006, 11:49 PM
LIAR
thats was some funny shit
The Golden Child
03-14-2006, 11:53 PM
your joking right ??
eViLMunkey
03-15-2006, 12:21 AM
That's not a scam those are my hoes gettin my money!
JustinSane110™
03-15-2006, 12:39 AM
I say just keep a couple spare $5 empty wallets in the car and swap em' out.

LOL!!
Fuck that man, don't even carry a wallet. By the time they notice there's no wallet they'll be halfway done with you, then just say you're not stopping the car til she finishes. :goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao:
eViLMunkey
03-15-2006, 12:44 AM
Fuck that man, don't even carry a wallet. By the time they notice there's no wallet they'll be halfway done with you, then just say you're not stopping the car til she finishes. :goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao:


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Hulud
03-15-2006, 12:49 AM
Fuck that man, don't even carry a wallet. By the time they notice there's no wallet they'll be halfway done with you, then just say you're not stopping the car til she finishes. :goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao:
yea but you gotta watch out at that point, cause she has some teeth
and your dick is in her mouth :eek:
eViLMunkey
03-15-2006, 12:52 AM
yea but you gotta watch out at that point, cause she has some teeth
and your dick is in her mouth :eek:

And you're the one driving!
JustinSane110™
03-15-2006, 01:05 AM
yea but you gotta watch out at that point, cause she has some teeth
and your dick is in her mouth :eek:
If the teeth start, then I might "accidentally" speed up to about 100+, and she might "accidentally" have to tuck and roll on a section of I-285. :lmfao: :lmfao:
eViLMunkey
03-15-2006, 01:15 AM
Tuck and roll biatch!
collins
03-15-2006, 01:33 AM
:lmfao:
good story.
MrEG62U
03-15-2006, 05:41 AM
that is some funny shit
Rican219
03-15-2006, 06:30 AM
And how far away is Norcross again?
ATK_Designs
03-15-2006, 08:04 AM
which walmart is this?

I wanna go too :-p
AtifSajid
03-15-2006, 08:13 AM
THAT WAS AWESOME MY POOL SHARK FRIEND..CALL ME NEXT TIME YOUR WALLET IS GETTING STOLEN.. IM DOWN TO LET ME WALLET GET STOLEN!!
thinkfast®
03-15-2006, 08:24 AM
THIS JUST IN

RIKAN WAS AT THE WAL MART LAST NITE IN A BLONDE WIG!!

DON'T LET HIM FOOL JOO DUMB SON OF A BEESH!!
thinkfast®
03-15-2006, 10:02 AM
bump for rican
AtifSajid
03-15-2006, 10:03 AM
hahahaaa..
The Golden Child
03-15-2006, 10:10 AM
THIS JUST IN

RIKAN WAS AT THE WAL MART LAST NITE IN A BLONDE WIG!!

DON'T LET HIM FOOL JOO DUMB SON OF A BEESH!!

bahahahahaha
JustinSane110™
03-15-2006, 06:05 PM
THIS JUST IN

RIKAN WAS AT THE WAL MART LAST NITE IN A BLONDE WIG!!

DON'T LET HIM FOOL JOO DUMB SON OF A BEESH!!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
DP97ACCORDLX
03-15-2006, 06:22 PM
lol!
BTLFED
03-15-2006, 07:33 PM
THIS JUST IN

RIKAN WAS AT THE WAL MART LAST NITE IN A BLONDE WIG!!

DON'T LET HIM FOOL JOO DUMB SON OF A BEESH!!

LOL TELL ME AGAIN!!
robbyrob016
03-15-2006, 07:37 PM
lol, this site is funny as ####.
madwick
03-15-2006, 07:42 PM
":bowdown: ...awesome"

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
RBpoweredSileighty
03-15-2006, 08:37 PM
lol great story!

uh... where in norcross is it...?
im pretty sure its off L'vill hwy
eViLMunkey
03-15-2006, 08:41 PM
Well Damn... gives pretty good head... j/k
thinkfast®
03-16-2006, 10:10 AM
hmm
CALIWEST
03-16-2006, 02:31 PM
hahahah...that was funny
SwurvinIn
03-16-2006, 02:48 PM
hahahahaha
BluesClues
03-16-2006, 02:50 PM
You had me until the end! lol
CRXchic19
03-16-2006, 03:03 PM
lol
thinkfast®
03-16-2006, 03:05 PM
lol, this site is funny as ####.

FTW DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!!
sapphire
03-16-2006, 03:22 PM
that was great! lol
ahmonrah
03-16-2006, 03:41 PM
that's crazy.