quickdodgeŽ
03-13-2006, 03:26 PM
Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman
has a bright red handprint on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the
sh!t out of that Frenchman again.
Later, QD.
French guy an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman
has a bright red handprint on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the
dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the
dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the
dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the
sh!t out of that Frenchman again.
Later, QD.