Saturday funny...

[quickdodge®]

Now that Vancouver is to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people the world over are asking! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are jokes, and the questions are hilarious; but sadly the questions were really asked (really sad) .

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants
grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and
watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the
hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, We don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegans. Milk is illegal.

Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Later, QD.

[DeutscheBAG!]

+1

good morning reading u got posted there sir

[©hris]

:smileowne now im cool just like everyone else

[quickdodge®]

is today saturday????.......hmmmmmmm

If stupidity wasn't your major, you'd realize that I whenever I post up a "funny," I always post a different day than it really is. Later, QD.

[Hulud]

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/41/owned.jpg

[Sibious]

haha

[©hris]

wow God of the Edit button....... my bad....

*Edit LOL* i do recall Hulud making a comment about it not being Sunday....... :jerkit: Its funny how people like yourself can abuse your MOD rights to pretend like your GOD on a website with more people than you will ever know in real life. But here is the funny part.....God..... you have followers.

[Hulud]

:rly:

[IndianStig]

LOL. Good find.

Milk is illegal. LOL.

[quickdodge®]

wow God of the Edit button....... my bad....

*Edit LOL* i do recall Hulud making a comment about it not being Sunday....... :jerkit: Its funny how people like yourself can abuse your MOD rights to pretend like your GOD on a website with more people than you will ever know in real life. But here is the funny part.....God..... you have followers.

I don't speak or type stupid, but I assume you are mumbling something about me editting this thread. I haven't done anything to this thread. Try again, dummy. Later, QD.

[©hris]

whatever god

[quickdodge®]

At least you got something right. Later, QD.

[©hris]

yeah..... ok GOD

[Scrappy]

chris you really are lame... he did not delete or edit... might ask the poster that made the post ;)

[©hris]

ummmmm yeah he did lol hulud posted right after me..... now QD is right after me..... but whatever, everyone will believe QD... he is GOD, if u dont believe in GOD.... then you will goto E-Hell

[Scrappy]

here ya fucking retard... do not try and step up when you have no clue what the hell you are talking about. i swear you really start to annoy more than piss people off with your stupidity on the boards.

[©hris]

hmmmmmm well then things are making alot of since now.... thanks Diaper Girl for clearing things up for me

[Hulud]

hmmmmmm well then things are making alot of since now.... thanks Diaper Girl for clearing things up for me
wow shut the fuck up no one wants to see you post

[©hris]

oh i fixed my first post btw

[Scrappy]

aww someone trying to compete... stfu dude no one cares about your little immature old as hell comments... sorry we are trying to help you not look like a complete retard... guess you enjoy that. our bad.

[©hris]

i do enjoy it accually.... and according to my Rep comments, so does alot of people. If it wasnt for me.... IA wouldnt have a "Bad Guy" and in the world of Entertainment.... you gotta have a "Bad Guy" to keep the movie interesting..... so to answer your question..... No i will not have sex with you!! im taken sorry

[Scrappy]

aww you try to be the bad boy? thats cute... but you really do suck at that title. just alittle FYI.

[©hris]

obviously not

[LemonAJAX]

hmmmmmm well then things are making alot of since now.... thanks Diaper Girl for clearing things up for me

and he tried to flame me???? damn.. anyways.. QD ownz you..here's the system..

QD>god>everyone else>you..>small dumb animals..

[JustinSane110™]

aww you try to be the bad boy? thats cute... but you really do suck at that title. just alittle FYI.
Yeah, plus IA already has it's "bad guy's" AKA The Asshole Crew and QD haha. Only thing is, people happen to like us, hmmm...

[©hris]

they gotta hate somebody right???

[©hris]

and you think i have problems??? http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=49900

[LemonAJAX]

he has a point.. but still..

[Hulud]

obviously not
you're not a bad boy, just a dumbass

[Hulud]

and you think i have problems??? http://forums.importatlanta.com/showthread.php?t=49900
you're teh only one i see spreading that link

[JustinSane110™]

HULUD FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!!!

[©hris]

wow..... lol

[©hris]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c247/Chris04EX/geek-42.jpg

[LemonAJAX]

hulud watch out!! he can use MS Paint!! FTW!!

[JustinSane110™]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c247/Chris04EX/geek-42.jpg
Awww, he tried to make a funny... but failed... again.

[LemonAJAX]

Awww, he tried to make a funny... but failed... again.

too true too true..

[LemonAJAX]

i need another post i was at 666.. so ignore this.. lol

[Hulud]

im an e-thug now? sweet!

[©hris]

im an e-thug now? sweet!
no.... u gotta put -AssHole Crew- in your sig.... then your an E-Thug

[JustinSane110™]

no.... u gotta put -AssHole Crew- in your sig.... then your an E-Thug
Yeah Hulud, any jackass knows that... and Chris proved it...

[©hris]

:goodjob:

[Hulud]

Yeah Hulud, any jackass knows that... and Chris proved it...
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