Just a little morning funny

[silver]

Got these in and email, not sure if they are really real but still got a chuckle out of them, lol



REAL NEWSPAPER ADS





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8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat . been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
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GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

[The Yousef]

....i've had better

[silver]

....i've had better

We know this...

[The Yousef]

We know this...
:rly:

[ProjectWidow]

I hate to do it but I believe this is a repost.

[silver]

I hate to do it but I believe this is a repost.

Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well :lickpuss:

[The Yousef]

Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well :lickpuss:
pw3nd!

bwhahahahahahahahahaha....

no one likes you....

bwhahahahahahahahahaha...

My God i'm bored...

but still...

bwhahahahahahahahahah...

[silver]

pw3nd!

bwhahahahahahahahahaha....

no one likes you....

bwhahahahahahahahahaha...

My God i'm bored...

but still...

bwhahahahahahahahahah...

I didn't find that funny :2up:

[ProjectWidow]

Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well :lickpuss:
Well Hey there! How have you been?

[silver]

Well Hey there! How have you been?

Good.. Just been busy alot latley it seems, lol

[The Yousef]

I didn't find that funny :2up:

...i did

:lmfao:

...i laughed so hard i started to tear up

:lmao:

...then i giggled some more

:goodjob::D :king:

[silver]

...i did

:lmfao:

...i laughed so hard i started to tear up

:lmao:

...then i giggled some more

:goodjob::D :king:

Fuckass.. you dont know when to stop do you?

[ProjectWidow]

Good.. Just been busy alot latley it seems, lol
Yeh, I understand how that can be. I was going to say I haven't seen you or Kelly on for awhile now.

[silver]

Yeh, I understand how that can be. I was going to say I haven't seen you or Kelly on for awhile now.

Well, everyone has their reasons, lol...

[ProjectWidow]

Well, everyone has their reasons, lol...
werd! You coming to Krissy's party this Friday?

[The Yousef]

Fuckass.. you dont know when to stop do you?

...nope!

but really no one likes you...they just tolerate your existance :goodjob:

:lmfao:

[silver]

...nope!

but really no one likes you...they just tolerate your existance :goodjob:

:lmfao:

Whatever... you know I don't say shit like that to you.. Why would you even say that? You really need to stop, please...

[The Yousef]

You really need to stop, please...

...fine:devil:

[silver]

...fine:devil:Thank you...

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

dude, i posted that like 2 weeks ago~ muah!

[silver]

dude, i posted that like 2 weeks ago~ muah!

Lol.. I know.. Gene informed me of that.. well I don't really read much of the boards lately, so I'm outta tha loop, lol

[kelly marie]

Fuckass.. thief... :eye:

[SwurvinIn]

Thank you...
it's just yousef! you should know him by now heather! just make fun of his hinduism....its better that way. cause in all honesty no one likes him becuase he's an a-rab! hahahahaha just kidding youfus!

[BTEC]

im gonna repost the repost bc i wanted to be the one to call the repost. dammmit!!

the one gay bull for sale is still the funniest one to me.

[NOTSOJDM]

it's just yousef! you should know him by now heather! just make fun of his hinduism....its better that way. cause in all honesty no one likes him becuase he's an a-rab! hahahahaha just kidding youfus!
Im with jason on this one, he just likes to push your buttons, fire right back at him thats what he wants

[The Yousef]

it's just yousef! you should know him by now heather! just make fun of his hinduism....its better that way. cause in all honesty no one likes him becuase he's an a-rab! hahahahaha just kidding youfus!

listen here you Matza eating mother fucker! why don't you shove a dradle (sp?) up your ass and call it a day you fag! :gay:

:lmfao:
:bigok:

[NOTSOJDM]

but he might like that lol :lmfao:

[kelly marie]

it gets old after awhile.. he needs to understand that girls are different then guys.. even though he likes the curry penis he doesnt need to constantly say stupid ish to hurt girls feelings.. all the time.. we usually cant say one thing without him saying something stupid or hurtful.. we know he is a terrorist so we dont want to say anything to make him bomb our homes.. but if he doesnt stop with his racise remarks we are gonna hog tie him and stop on his little bobblehead!!


:chuckles:

[silver]

Im with jason on this one, he just likes to push your buttons, fire right back at him thats what he wants

Josh.. Just drop it.. I am just not having a great day and when I am not having a great day that is the type of ish that I DON'T want to hear or even really joke around about.. sorry, I am just being a girl right now, lol... But it's one thing when we joke back.. and it's jsut another when I ask someone to stop and it's obvious I am not joking and then they don't stop.. Oh, and I lvoe lamp..

[The Yousef]

it gets old after awhile.. he needs to understand that girls are different then guys.. even though he likes the curry penis he doesnt need to constantly say stupid ish to hurt girls feelings.. all the time.. we usually cant say one thing without him saying something stupid or hurtful.. we know he is a terrorist so we dont want to say anything to make him bomb our homes.. but if he doesnt stop with his racise remarks we are gonna hog tie him and stop on his little bobblehead!!


:chuckles:

....hmmmm Midol anyone?

:lmfao:

[kelly marie]

ya i got some to give you.. and a tampon for your ass too!! enjoy!!http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Bx-16dfIQpkkpM:www.andyjonesdesign.co.uk/imagextra/photos/pharma/tampon.jpg

[NOTSOJDM]

o well fun while it lasted

[silver]

o well fun while it lasted

Whats the status on selling your car btw?

[Stitch]

Poor thing, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed

[The Yousef]

ya i got some to give you.. and a tampon for your ass too!! enjoy!!http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Bx-16dfIQpkkpM:www.andyjonesdesign.co.uk/imagextra/photos/pharma/tampon.jpg

i use Maxi (sp?) pads....they're squishy

[Stitch]

Go Team Yousef

[NOTSOJDM]

And just like that, the other resident asshole shows up, what up jimmy

[Stitch]

Way to back your boys Josh

[kelly marie]

one big circle jerk eh?

[NOTSOJDM]

shut up you know i got your back

[Stitch]

and are you the middle

[The Yousef]

Way to back your boys Josh

:lmfao:

[kelly marie]

^ lol ewe.. i only like drews skeet..

[silver]

Ewe.. I think I jsut threw up in my mouth...

[The Yousef]

^ lol ewe.. i only like drews skeet..

...thats not what i heard :jerkit:

[2mchbooty]

^ lol ewe.. i only like drews skeet..
whoa!

[kelly marie]

YOUSOMA shut you flippin sailhole.. didnt you get bitched out enough? lol and you wonder why you dont have a girlfriend??? HAHAHAHAAHAH

[NOTSOJDM]

:lmfao:
what you laughing at curry boy, with out me and jimmy you would still be masturbating and playing who wants to be a terrosit.

[kelly marie]

whoa! he is my boyfriend.. so its ok lol :D

[Stitch]

Its been fun this morning but I have some shit to do other than watch people over react to nothing.

[The Yousef]

YOUSOMA shut you flippin sailhole.. didnt you get bitched out enough? lol and you wonder why you dont have a girlfriend??? HAHAHAHAAHAH

^^^^see this what i'm talking about!!!!^^^^^^

:goodjob: :lmfao:

+10

[kelly marie]

^^^^see this what i'm talking about!!!!^^^^^^

:goodjob: :lmfao:

+10


hahahahaha i know im feisty today!! lol

[2mchbooty]

he is my boyfriend.. so its ok lol :D
I know girl! :)

[The Yousef]

hahahahaha i know im feisty today!! lol

i wish your partner in crime was....but shit happens

[kelly marie]

she is ok.. just having one of those days.. ill take care of her at lunch and everything will be dandy!! :hump:

[silver]

i wish your partner in crime was....but shit happens
GDIAF!!! it starts at 8 so be there or be sqaure...

[kelly marie]

i wish your partner in crime was....but shit happenshahaha check your reps.. lol my comment is fabu!!

[The Yousef]

GDIAF!!!...

...gotta die somehow

[NOTSOJDM]

watch out for those claymores(SP)

[The Yousef]

hahaha check your reps.. lol my comment is fabu!!

:lmfao: :lmfao:

...i have a camel toe?

i thought it was a mangina?

[kelly marie]

:lmfao: :lmfao:

...i have a camel toe?

i thought it was a mangina?its a nassi mix of both.. :screwy:

[The Yousef]

its a nassi mix of both.. :screwy:

...no wonder women don't find me attractive :lmfao:

[kelly marie]

lol its ok youcina..

[ProjectWidow]

Kelly, Yousef, Heather, and Jimmy check your reps! I was feeling generous today. I had to spread some reps around before I giving it to Josh though.

[The Yousef]

Kelly, Yousef, Heather, and Jimmy check your reps! I was feeling generous today. I had to spread some reps around before I giving it to Josh though.

:goodjob:

..i'd give it back to you

but it would require me to like you....;)

[SwurvinIn]

:goodjob:

..i'd give it back to you

but it would require me to like you....;)
ya know what you do like though? guys wangs in your muslim cornhole!
:idb: :idb: :idb:

[RicerShizzle]

cute heather..

[DonGori]

ME i see we got some jibba jabba on IA today
KELLY: lol just yousef bein mean
ME: honestly it was very humorous
KELLY: lol i know.. i was joking.. well kinda but heather was a lil upset
ME: yeh it seems
ME: eh the jewather will clean out there yeast infection and all will be ok
KELLY: lol EWE im eating..
ME: just think of eating yeast and it will overshadow it
KELLY: EWEEEEEEEE urrric stop!!

was too funny had to post it up

[The Yousef]

ya know what you do like though? guys wangs in your muslim cornhole!
:idb: :idb: :idb:

:lmfao:

you like a spinning dradle (sp?) up your ass so what your point?

why don't you go to get chug some Slim Fast you John Candy wannabe motherfucker... :lmfao:

[kelly marie]

hahaahah im gonna kick your arse urrrrrethra.. (sp?) lol

[DonGori]

im gonna be on this thread for awhile, too much humor to pass up

[kelly marie]

Kelly, Yousef, Heather, and Jimmy check your reps! I was feeling generous today. I had to spread some reps around before I giving it to Josh though.i got ya back genie poo!!

[The Yousef]

hahaahah im gonna kick your arse urrrrrethra.. (sp?) lol

it's good luck for YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

Kelly, hello.

[The Yousef]

Kelly, hello.

fuk u

[kelly marie]

hey b!!!

[kelly marie]

it's good luck for YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!


lol drew always says that to me now.. im such a freakin dork!!

[B16a2 Civic]

how the heck are ya?

[silver]

I'm doing great thanks!!

[B16a2 Civic]

thats good, Heather, glad to hear it!

[silver]

thats good, Heather, glad to hear it!

Yeah.. what about you? :cool:

[B16a2 Civic]

bills bills bills, cant pay my telephone bill, cant pay my automobile bills.
:mad:

[kelly marie]

how the heck are ya?im swell!! lol you are doing well i see!! my duck is good too!!

[silver]

bills bills bills, cant pay my telephone bill, cant pay my automobile bills.
:mad:

Sounds liek you need a pigeon or scrub or whatever that song says, lol... What kinda phone service you got?

[B16a2 Civic]

im swell!! lol you are doing well i see!! my duck is good too!!



ahh yes, im doing well, i just had that song stuck in my head, this girl that sits near me was singin it.
Glad teh duck is good, did you name the duck?

[silver]

AFLAAAACCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

Sounds liek you need a pigeon or scrub or whatever that song says, lol... What kinda phone service you got?

ahh, still got sprint.
yeah, i need me a sugar momma, preferbably in her 30's.
they like that young stroke LIRL

[kelly marie]

ahh yes, im doing well, i just had that song stuck in my head, this girl that sits near me was singin it.
Glad teh duck is good, did you name the duck?his name is cecil

[B16a2 Civic]

his name is cecil


LIRL, thts a good name
i named one of mine Charlie

[silver]

I named mine BoBoCottonFace... haha.. not really.. but he just kinda flys around my room all the time.. havent really named him yet.. maybe duckie mcplatapus or something, lol

[B16a2 Civic]

I named mine BoBoCottonFace... haha.. not really.. but he just kinda flys around my room all the time.. havent really named him yet.. maybe duckie mcplatapus or something, lol


LIRL, well, im glad you 2 are enjoying them.