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BluesClues
03-08-2006, 09:20 PM
*fill this out completely and honestly for consideration*
Application For Poundage recipient

Name:______________________

City:______________________
State:_____________________
Age:__________ Phone:______________
SSN:_______________

Hair Color:__________
Real Hair Color:____________
Eye Color:___________

Dentures: __________
Weight: _________
Height:___________
Waist Size: __________
Breast or Bra Size: __________

Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other__________

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above____________

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

How Often? __________

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

Pussy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large __________


While Screwing Do You:
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
All of the Above_____________________



List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______________
2)______________
3)______________


When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
All Night____________ All Speeds___________


How Many Times? _________________
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ___________________________


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________


Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night_________ One Hour____________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above________ Others_________


Comments __________________________

Brett
03-08-2006, 09:22 PM
ha ha ha ha ha

quickdodge®
03-08-2006, 09:34 PM
Old. Later, QD.

BluesClues
03-08-2006, 09:37 PM
Someone sent it to me in pm

thinkfast®
03-08-2006, 10:10 PM
Old as fuck.

Jimmy B
03-08-2006, 10:26 PM
but still funny none the less.. ill be waiting for a few in my inbox.. LIRL

LQQKITZME
03-08-2006, 10:28 PM
old but funny

thinkfast®
03-08-2006, 10:33 PM
Old as Brett

man
03-08-2006, 10:42 PM
Old as Brett
damn, that's cold

thinkfast®
03-08-2006, 10:44 PM
damn, that's cold

just like Bretts knees on a winter morning

JACK PALANCE SON OF A BITCH FTW!!

RISKYB
03-09-2006, 09:20 AM
nice app