JASONBALL
03-08-2006, 07:35 PM
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
> Could you please give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner
> and I think she is expecting something from me!"
>
>
> The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he
> returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
> sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
> manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The
> pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns
> back and says;
>
>
> "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still
> pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since
> she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"
>
>
> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
> the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
> When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
>
>
> "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
> A minute later the boy is still praying:
>
>
> "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is
> still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other
> surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
>
>
> She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear:
> "I did not know you were so religious!!!"
>
>
> The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
> Could you please give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner
> and I think she is expecting something from me!"
>
>
> The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he
> returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
> sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
> manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The
> pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns
> back and says;
>
>
> "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still
> pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since
> she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"
>
>
> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
> the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
> When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
>
>
> "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
> A minute later the boy is still praying:
>
>
> "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is
> still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other
> surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
>
>
> She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear:
> "I did not know you were so religious!!!"
>
>
> The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"