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fawk_you
03-06-2006, 10:44 PM
Ill be the first to start this off....(obviously)


Hi, my name is Lea Anne.... I have a problem with either following too closely or passing someone and getting pulled over! That or accelerating apparently.... thus far adding up to 9 tickets.... :eye: & I lost my license. :2up: Yes, this is why I havent driven... And no I sold my car cause it was bad luck...and auto-tragic...and a terd. :) THANK YOU! NEXT!!!

PostScript
03-06-2006, 10:46 PM
Hi I'm Justin . . . . I have a problem. I burn through tires and drive sideways more than most humans do in a lifetime. later.

Bishop
03-06-2006, 10:47 PM
hi, my name is craig and i thought this was alcoholics anonymous.....


*leaves*

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 10:48 PM
Just go with it. :bigok:

Nemesis
03-06-2006, 10:50 PM
Hi My name is George, and Im stuck in fucking traffic too much to speed.

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 10:51 PM
Hi My name is George, and Im stuck in fucking traffic too much to speed.
Thats pretty gay Fez. :eek: Im onto you. ;)

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 10:51 PM
Hi I'm james, and I have a problem with have under 100hp and still getting speeding tickets, last one cost me $473.00

Nemesis
03-06-2006, 10:51 PM
Thats pretty gay Fez. :eek: Im onto you. ;)


...why are you calling me Fez :thinking:

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 10:52 PM
...why are you calling me Fez :thinking:
ygpm homie. :lmfao:

Nemesis
03-06-2006, 10:53 PM
ygpm? :thinking: I must be tired.

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 10:53 PM
Try again home skillet.

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 10:54 PM
ygpm <--- someone Drunk?

PhAtBoYMr2
03-06-2006, 10:54 PM
Hi my name is Mark...Im addicted to Big asses and big titties.......HMMMMM ass and titties, ass and titties

ironchef
03-06-2006, 10:55 PM
Hi my name is Mark...Im addicted to Big asses and big titties.......HMMMMM ass and titties, ass and tittiesMmm big booty bitches!!

ProjectWidow
03-06-2006, 10:56 PM
Hi my name is Gene and I can't stay away from IA! I've tried the IA addict gum and patch and nothing seems to work.

ALVIN
03-06-2006, 10:57 PM
Hi my name is Alvin...by birth not by choice and no I don't have brothers named Simon and Theador. I have a problem with owning cars and wrecking about every 6 months. Plus I am on IA too much to do anything else lol.

Tracy
03-06-2006, 10:58 PM
Hi my name is Tracy and I don't do anything at Batlground except bitch.

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 10:59 PM
Hi my name is Tracy and I don't do anything at Batlground except bitch.



Bwahahaha!! :lmfao:

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 10:59 PM
ygpm <--- someone Drunk?
You got pM? :rolleyes:

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 10:59 PM
oh.. well.. uh Purp.. Purp..

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:00 PM
Hi my name is Tracy and I don't do anything at Batlground except bitch.
She speaks the truth! :D





I KID I KID! ;)



I need some +1's for this shiz. I can tell ya right now this junk is gona be a hit-IZZLE! :bigok:

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:02 PM
Hi my name is Brian and im drunk

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:02 PM
^That's become a habit lately

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:02 PM
Hi my name is Brian and im drunk
Hope you dont get owned like your 21st! :lmfao: Watch yourself! :goodjob:

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:03 PM
Hope you dont get owned like your 21st! :lmfao: Watch yourself! :goodjob:
not that drunk lololol

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:03 PM
Haha.. Ow3nage is great...

burnout1990
03-06-2006, 11:04 PM
im jeff and im addicted to bud lights and buds that you light

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:05 PM
:lmao: oh lawdy

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:06 PM
Bwhahaa.. Make you light

PSINXS
03-06-2006, 11:08 PM
Hi i'm Brandon. I am addicted to naked women, fast cars, Lori McClendon, and IA.

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:09 PM
^-- awesome sig.!!

For whatever reason... I have a feeling there will be alot of IA addicts.

PSINXS
03-06-2006, 11:10 PM
^-- awesome sig.!!

For whatever reason... I have a feeling there will be alot of IA addicts.
thanks homie. +s to you!

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:11 PM
Hi Im the Easter Bunny and I'm addicted to Peeps and Cadbury Eggs

burnout1990
03-06-2006, 11:12 PM
i love peeps.....mmmhm +1 fo you

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:12 PM
Hi Im the Easter Bunny and I'm addicted to Peeps and Cadbury Eggs
You can be my habbit rabbit, when I wana do it... we'll hop to it...K?


I KID AGAIN! :lmao: sorry

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:14 PM
You can be my habbit rabbit, when I wana do it... we'll hop to it...K?


I KID AGAIN! :lmao: sorry
o im every womans habit rabbit! ;)

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:15 PM
o im every womans habit rabbit! ;)
Only in April homie. :doh:


Pwn3d. Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds. :rolleyes:

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:16 PM
Wierdo

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:17 PM
Only in April homie. :doh:


Pwn3d. Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds. :rolleyes:
well in april you're mine

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:18 PM
well in april you're mine
Ive always had a thing for rabbits. :idb:


:lmfao:

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:19 PM
Ive always had a thing for rabbits. :idb:


:lmfao:
i know ;)

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:20 PM
Apparently!

COME ON, I see some lookers! POST!!!!

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:21 PM
Apparently!

COME ON, I see some lookers! POST!!!!
they're just jealous that your mine in 3 weeks:rly:

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:21 PM
When in april...

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:22 PM
they're just jealous that your mine in 3 weeks:rly:
TOOL. :tongue:

ALVIN
03-06-2006, 11:22 PM
I so hope my child is born before april...damn easter babies...lol Sometime soon would be good.

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:22 PM
TOOL. :tongue:
so?

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:23 PM
What's wrong w/ april biatch!

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:23 PM
What's wrong w/ april biatch!
nothin except for the fact your were born

ALVIN
03-06-2006, 11:24 PM
nothings wrong with april lol...I just want my child to hurry up lol

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:26 PM
oh ok.. good enough reason... and not my fault I was born biatch.. it just happend

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:26 PM
http://www.newtamparacing.com/forums/images/smilies/idhitit.gif

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:26 PM
http://www.newtamparacing.com/forums/images/smilies/idhitit.gif
i agree its time to make like me

ALVIN
03-06-2006, 11:27 PM
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:28 PM
i agree its time to make like me
And hand out eggs? :blah: Yea you're cool :blah:

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:28 PM
lets multiply like rabbits bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:30 PM
And hand out eggs? :blah: Yea you're cool :blah:
you're just jealous

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:30 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 9 (8 members and 1 guests)
fawk_you, Easter Bunny, BlkCD5, ironchef, eViLMunkey, Dr.G, burnout1990, ProjectWidow


THATS CRAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> POST! OR DIE. ;)

The Golden Child
03-06-2006, 11:31 PM
hi im steve and im an asian alcoholic ..

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:32 PM
U drink asians? lol

Easter Bunny
03-06-2006, 11:32 PM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 9 (8 members and 1 guests)
fawk_you, Easter Bunny, BlkCD5, ironchef, eViLMunkey, Dr.G, burnout1990, ProjectWidow


THATS CRAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> POST! OR DIE. ;)
we're the only ones whoring this shit up

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:33 PM
Hmm odd...

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:35 PM
This shit is gettin boring, i think i need more beer

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:36 PM
Ive been trying... ive got a bunny up my ass and alot of members viewing... everyone farted out. hahaha I tried....and yet, I am sad.

BlkCD5
03-06-2006, 11:36 PM
Hi, my name is Kurt and I fucking hate ricers.

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:37 PM
ive got a bunny up my ass
:eek:
:goodjob:

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:38 PM
Buny in ass I thought it was supposed to be a hampster through a tube ;)

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:38 PM
Buny in ass I thought it was supposed to be a hampster through a tube ;)
TMI

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:39 PM
:lmfao: What it's in a song.. a very funny one... :lmfao:

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:39 PM
Buny in ass I thought it was supposed to be a hampster through a tube ;)
:rly:

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:39 PM
It's what I heard....

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:40 PM
It's what I heard....
you say that now

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:40 PM
Damn you Cracka.. You Know too much!

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:41 PM
hahahahaha

Hulud
03-06-2006, 11:42 PM
Hi Im Brian and im goin to bed

Crazy Asian
03-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Hi Im Stephen and this is thread failure. ~leaves~

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Damn asians

fawk_you
03-06-2006, 11:44 PM
Ouch.

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:45 PM
damn damn damn!

Crazy Asian
03-06-2006, 11:45 PM
Hi all who participated in this thread will die in 7 days. I will die too so no need to say I will die. Some ugly girl will came at you with a knife and start licking your face saying "MMMM tastes like chicken."

eViLMunkey
03-06-2006, 11:46 PM
Damn the Ring... Run Crackas Run!

BlkCD5
03-07-2006, 12:03 AM
oh shit!!

fawk_you
03-07-2006, 12:06 AM
Damn the Ring... Run Crackas Run!
:lmao:

eViLMunkey
03-07-2006, 12:07 AM
I have my moments, alot more often now...

IndianStig
03-07-2006, 12:09 AM
AHA, your all gonna die/thread.end

Crazy Asian
03-07-2006, 12:09 AM
Only way to defeat her is to kiss her and lick her cha cha. HAH GL!!!

eViLMunkey
03-07-2006, 12:13 AM
You Lika Do Da Cha Cha

Crazy Asian
03-07-2006, 12:14 AM
Oh si...I licka do da cha cha mm tasta muy buena!!!!!!

eViLMunkey
03-07-2006, 12:18 AM
Bwahahaha!

Sledlude
03-07-2006, 01:41 PM
Hi, I'm Asma and I'm addicted to hot dudes and free beer/wine/liquor.

4dmin
03-07-2006, 01:43 PM
Hi my name is Paul, i drive a riced out golf according to vwvortex, i have a nice pair of tits at home that will be supporting my ass in a couple of years, and i'm addicted to porn. :D

Schlong
03-07-2006, 01:47 PM
Hi my name is Sizzle, and I have a big D.

SwurvinIn
03-07-2006, 01:50 PM
im jason....and um...uhhhh....i like guys, i hope u do 2

Leisa
03-07-2006, 01:58 PM
Hi, My name is Leisa and Im addicted to Brett weenie... :D

4dmin
03-07-2006, 02:00 PM
im jason....and um...uhhhh....i like guys, i hope u do 2

:eek: wow i'm speachless :lmfao:

eViLMunkey
03-07-2006, 02:25 PM
wow.. I knew it.. damn acorn drivers

The Golden Child
03-07-2006, 02:29 PM
U drink asians? lol

no im an alcoholic and im asian ..

Buford®
03-07-2006, 04:11 PM
Hi, my name's Ryan/Price Buford/Buford. I go by those three names ONLY. I drive an ugly, slow, and POS car. I'm addicted to boobies, boobies, cars, and beer. I'm addicted to driving quickly and getting tickets. Lucky me. Oh, and I'm appearently GI's sugar daddy, which doesn't get anything in return.

fawk_you
03-07-2006, 04:22 PM
:lmao: This is getting good.

v3rd1g0
03-07-2006, 04:50 PM
Hi my name is Ruben and i have a problem... i am...i am a....computer geek *drowns self in tears* i am in my computer chair 12 of 24 hours... i am addicted to asian girls that are 2 years younger than me ( i could blind fold my self, point in a direction and say "she's hot" and there will be an asian girl two years younger than me... IDK WTF IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!!!) Also...now a days i accidently introduce myself as Verdigo in real life, instead of Ruben..... *sigh*

fawk_you
03-07-2006, 05:17 PM
Hi my name is Ruben and i have a problem... i am...i am a....computer geek *drowns self in tears* i am in my computer chair 12 of 24 hours... i am addicted to asian girls that are 2 years younger than me ( i could blind fold my self, point in a direction and say "she's hot" and there will be an asian girl two years younger than me... IDK WTF IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!!!) Also...now a days i accidently introduce myself as Verdigo in real life, instead of Ruben..... *sigh*
Maybe you need help. :lmfao:

Buford®
03-07-2006, 09:23 PM
I <3 LeeAnne for starting an interesting thread.

BTLFED
03-07-2006, 09:26 PM
My name is Chris, and I am an asshole.

That is all.

JustinSane110™
03-07-2006, 09:28 PM
My name is Chris, and I am an asshole.

That is all.
WTF? You don't need counseling for that shit, the Asshole convention is 2 doors down on the right. The doorframe on that room is gone though, cuz some asshole ripped it down.

PSINXS
03-07-2006, 09:30 PM
^:lmfao:

BTLFED
03-07-2006, 09:33 PM
WTF? You don't need counseling for that shit, the Asshole convention is 2 doors down on the right. The doorframe on that room is gone though, cuz some asshole ripped it down.

Oh, this isn't the asshole convention? Shit.

~leaves~

Sentra
03-07-2006, 09:42 PM
Hi, my name is Lane, and im addicted to driving a car that nobody likes. (well the only thing they like about it is to make fun of it)...for some strange reason.

Oh...and i cant stop having sex.

JustinSane110™
03-07-2006, 09:44 PM
Oh, this isn't the asshole convention? Shit.

~leaves~
Naw this aint it, I'll be down there in a minute though, I just came in here to steal their snacks... straight asshole move man. :lmfao:

rickgiblin
03-07-2006, 10:22 PM
hi, my name is rick. i drive a slow ass civic but its good cuse it gets good gas but on the other hand.. its slow, but i try to speed but it doesnt work. o and i like to drink. the end

BTLFED
03-07-2006, 11:59 PM
Naw this aint it, I'll be down there in a minute though, I just came in here to steal their snacks... straight asshole move man. :lmfao:

Cool, grab me a couple of sandwiches while you are in there. :lmfao:

fawk_you
03-08-2006, 12:02 AM
Yall keep going... this is gettin funnier! hah

fawk_you
03-08-2006, 12:22 AM
My name is Chris, and I am an asshole.

That is all.
Id +1 you for knowing your own truths.. however your -1 took the spot of that. Sorry. :eye: (ass)


:lmfao: ;)

GsrTurbo320
03-08-2006, 12:22 AM
^^ Bahahaha..

fawk_you
03-08-2006, 12:27 AM
U know whats up. ;)

JustinSane110™
03-08-2006, 12:29 AM
Cool, grab me a couple of sandwiches while you are in there. :lmfao:
Man, I had your sandwich but some emotional sumbitch tried to block me in the room so I slapped the piss outta him with it. I don't think you want it after that. :lmfao:

Chuckster
03-08-2006, 08:15 AM
Hi im chuck and i like road head

fawk_you
03-08-2006, 01:52 PM
haha mr. insane... sumbitch hahahaha... that was great.

KEEP GOING. BOO. :(

Tasuki_Civic
03-08-2006, 02:51 PM
Hi, my name is Divina and im adDicted to the candy lemon heads, blow pops, and Dick, but tha biggest thing of all i go thru cars like water goes down a drain.. 3 and counting.

fawk_you
03-08-2006, 02:58 PM
you sound like a winner. :)

Tasuki_Civic
03-08-2006, 03:03 PM
you sound like a winner. :)


haha... yea....... :cool:

BTLFED
03-08-2006, 08:18 PM
Man, I had your sandwich but some emotional sumbitch tried to block me in the room so I slapped the piss outta him with it. I don't think you want it after that. :lmfao:

I'll forgive you this time, as long as you slapped his ENTIRE face! :lmfao:

Leanne, don't make me show you how strong my pimp hand is.

eViLMunkey
03-08-2006, 08:19 PM
Cool, grab me a couple of sandwiches while you are in there. :lmfao:


Sandwich, mmm food!

JustinSane110™
03-08-2006, 08:33 PM
I'll forgive you this time, as long as you slapped his ENTIRE face! :lmfao:
Oh you know it man, it was lettuce and ham and turkey everywhere! :lmfao:

Leanne, don't make me show you how strong my pimp hand is.
Oh snap!!

Darling Nikki
03-08-2006, 08:38 PM
Hi, my name is Nickie....and I am addicted to cars real big, wheels real big, trying to act black :lmfao: and T.I., and ThreehundredC Drivers lol Oh snap.

JustinSane110™
03-08-2006, 08:40 PM
Hi, my name is Nickie....and I am addicted to cars real big, wheels real big, trying to act black :lmfao: and T.I., and Escalade Drivers lol Oh snap.
^^^ Fixed!! :bigok:

Darling Nikki
03-08-2006, 08:42 PM
ok let me fix my own shit real quick....

Hi, my name is Nickie....and I am addicted to cars real big, wheels real big, trying to act black :lmfao: :lmfao: T.I. and Threehundred C and Escalade Drivers lol oh snap!

JustinSane110™
03-08-2006, 08:44 PM
ok let me fix my own shit real quick....

Hi, my name is Nickie....and I am addicted to cars real big, wheels real big, trying to act black :lmfao: :lmfao: T.I. and Threehundred C and Escalade Drivers lol oh snap!
Much better. :goodjob:

Darling Nikki
03-08-2006, 08:45 PM
I knew you would like that shit lol

Spec-V
03-08-2006, 11:40 PM
Hi, my name is Raena and I'm addicted to my cell phone...


Oh, and I'm addicted to being a bitch...especially to guys that are complete assholes to women...

End of story. <3

bijan gxe
03-08-2006, 11:56 PM
Im Bijan
There are a lot of wierd ass people on IA.
I dirve the fasteststss Maxima in the world y0!

BTLFED
03-09-2006, 12:01 AM
Im Bijan
There are a lot of wierd ass people on IA.
I dirve the fasteststss Maxima in the world y0!

:rly:

Jimmy B
03-09-2006, 12:09 AM
Hi, im jimmy, i work to much, alot of times i am way to nice to people, but other times i can be a cawk, i sleep with random girls, i get to many tickets... im easley distracted, and it dosent take much to change my plans for the day, especially if it might be fun, or something outside.. ill tell more next round

fawk_you
03-09-2006, 01:23 AM
Im learning alot... lol! :) Chris, leave the pimp hand under ur belt. :jerkit:

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:24 AM
FAWK YOU FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!

fawk_you
03-09-2006, 01:30 AM
FAWK YOU FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!
Go pee somewhere else with your gay comments! YOU GAY SOMA BITCH! FTW :eye:

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:31 AM
OH SHIT! FAWK YOU NOT FTW

fawk_you
03-09-2006, 01:33 AM
2 can play that game.... or well atleast, 5 dumbasses can play..FTW!

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:33 AM
OK....FTW?

man
03-09-2006, 01:35 AM
OK....FTW?
FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:36 AM
FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!
HELLS YES! FTW!

fawk_you
03-09-2006, 01:36 AM
FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH!
Your sig is FTW. :idb: :lickpuss: :bigok:

man
03-09-2006, 01:38 AM
Your sig is FTW. :idb: :lickpuss: :bigok:
:lickpuss: FTW!

fawk_you
03-09-2006, 01:38 AM
:lmfao: I cant even think of a comeback

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:38 AM
FTW!

man
03-09-2006, 01:41 AM
:lmfao: I cant even think of a comeback

Me either cause my mouth is busy FTW! :king:

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:41 AM
YOU JUST QUOTED YOURSELF....FTW!

man
03-09-2006, 01:42 AM
YOU JUST QUOTED YOURSELF....FTW!
Stupidity FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

fawk_you
03-09-2006, 01:44 AM
Humor, stupidity, dumbasses...>FTW! YALL DUMB SOMA BITCHES!

Bishop
03-09-2006, 01:47 AM
FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

BTLFED
03-09-2006, 07:14 PM
Im learning alot... lol! :) Chris, leave the pimp hand under ur belt. :jerkit:

MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG FTW YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH! :slap: :lmfao: